How'd you Like to be Married headline feature
A fragmentary ad style piece questions wedding venues from chapel to cemetery or roller coaster, inviting couples to consider unusual marriage settings. The jumbled lines reference cheerfully odd options and a playful plea to say I do, with cryptic phrases and mis-spelled wording.
Unusual Weddings Across America Rally to Love
A chaotic parade of desperate elopements and quirky ceremonies unfolds from Virginia to New York. Couples wed in hospital operating rooms, atop chimneys, on riverboats, in cemeteries, or via long distance telephones as chases, rescues, and dramatic escapes unfold around these unlikely nuptials.
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Stia
Thei Worl
Max
Virginia
New Kent County
Robert E. Braden
Ised
Ecumeances
Carrol Applegate
Alta ‘Gale
Mar
Peoria
Illinois
Peoria Gas and Electric Company
Charles Trace
Mise Tulie Bernardi
New York
Tracce
Sherry
Flower Hospital
Trocce
Tracee
Patrick McDonnell
Seventh Avenue
George Beanmp
Buffalo
West
Chauncry
Benifeld
Raielma
Dallas
Trxay
Indianapolis
Cieinnati
Mise Letts Williams
Terre Hasse
Chicago
Benifield
Miss Williams
Inngissance
Ho Mummert
Aud
Mummert
Rey. H. J. Crum
Tomneau
Mary Todd
Mary Todd,hunter
General Pickett
Round Top
Gettysburg
Hiram Johnson
United States Weather Bureau
Pickett
J. Frusiwin Shindell
Union Hill
New Jersey
John Wiliam Henry Johnson
Amy Mugg
Joseph Herbert Johnson
John
Anna Hay
Oliver Reuben Johnson
Lillian Burdett
Jacksonville
John Summers
James Hochsteller
Whitehall
Joseph Chalmers
Emily Norton
New York State
Vermont
Mr. Newell
Brim
W. H. Stuart
Winchester
Hampton
Pittsburgh
Central Christian Church
Wilbert Schandres
Beulah Smith
Life as a Game of Go and Hustle in Verse
A rambly poem likens life to a go game and hustle with shifting scenes. It spans joy and sorrow, love and toil, praising both fools and players while naming men and maidens, saints and sinners, and a elusive winner who rises above the rest.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Milliansires
Christmas Tree on a Tram Delivers Unwelcome Burden
A crowded tram scene centers on a large Christmas tree causing discomfort and chaos. Passengers exchange sharp comments while a boisterous man offers invites and misinterpreted questions, leading to a tense, comic confrontation as the tram continues.
The Doctor and Patient Exchange Ailing Systems Comment
A doctor warns a patient that the system is exhausted and in need of rest. The patient replies that they will pause work and take a break to recover.
Upset Passenger Confronts Man On Tram
A heated moment aboard a tram ends with a man shouting abuse as the tram stops. The big man nearby dismisses the incident as a bottled insult and the affected person retreats, later muttering questions about an apology and reconciliation.
Christmas All Year Round In Four Little Tales
A verse celebrates constant cheer as four girls bring joy and a boy embodies obedience and courage. It contrasts bright eyes and good deeds with avoidance of gloom, urging a Christmas spirit year round through simple acts and imagined justness.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
E Kisek
Opportunity and fate in a path of wealth and success
Poem fragment personifies Opportunity as a force that travels everywhere, promising fame, love, fortune, and power. It states those who pursue it will reach all desires, while the hesitant face failure and despair. It warns that Opportunity cannot be refused or ignored.
Dad of Many Parts Brings Christmas to the Cottage
Poem portrays a father who shifts through many roles for his children, from creature stories to brave adventures, making the home feel like Christmas. The tone celebrates fatherly imagination and the lasting warmth of family during the holiday season.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Walt Mason
Dad
Vales
Knight
The Prayer of Cyrus Brown
A humorous poem recounts conflicting views on proper prayer with Cyrus Brown recalling a misadventure. The speakers include Sad Deacon Lemuel Keyes Reverend Doctor Wise Elder Sion Reverend Doctor Slant and final lines by Cyrus Brown about praying headfirst. The verse captures comic debate on posture and piety.
Christmas nervous prostration told by old man
An elderly Black man visits a physician and describes his wife’s nervous prostration after a holiday feast. He recounts a large Christmas bird and pie, claiming the overindulgence led to her ongoing illness and the joke implies his dialect and humor.
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