Witty judge riffs on courage and effort
A judge quips that a man who refuses to button his wife’s blouse is a coward. The bystander asks what a coward is, and the judge replies that a man who remains lazy and avoids trying will never have to try.
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Newspaper
Talbot Leader
Location
Talbot, Victoria, Australia
Date
Mar 28, 1914
Page
6
A judge quips that a man who refuses to button his wife’s blouse is a coward. The bystander asks what a coward is, and the judge replies that a man who remains lazy and avoids trying will never have to try.
A reader recalls a cold night when a general misplaced Mr A’s nightshirt after a bell rang repeatedly. The episode ends with Mr A discovering the shirt and a captain testing crew nerves with a speaking tube tale about fear and swearing aboard.
A rustic blacksmith shop transforms into a large garage with an electric sign. The owner and chauffeur lament their decline as the smith transitions from simple forge to bustling customer service. Children watch from the span doors, while the old life fades into a growing building labeled Garage.
A reflective piece questions the feasibility of universal peace, contrasting human aspirations with Darwinian survival and natural conflict. It cites animal behavior, blood feuds, and a view that nature remains at war, while humans seek peace through conferences and idealism.
In a Welsh mine old memories resurface when an elderly woman identifies a preserved corpse as her long-lost betrothed from sixty years earlier. The body’s air preserved it as if sleeping, and the woman, living all her life in the village, recognizes him and speaks to him with endearments from a bygone era before his spirit is said to rejoin hers.
A Scots village tale recounts a native who returns home and gifts a new umbrella to the kirk. The beadle quips that the umbrella will not cure headaches, and the speaker offers a home remedy of Robur tea to ease discomfort, noting it often helps and that it isn’t his duty to prescribe.
A christening party recounts a humorous moment as the priest asks for the child’s name. The grandfather stalls, the father finally says Hazel, and the grandfather quips about birth dates and saints guiding the name. The exchange ends with playful confusion and regional dialect.
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A traveling salesman in Pittabure sought a wreath with a wide ribbon bearing the inscription Rest to Pearce on both sides and We shall meet in Heaven. The undertaker, away, delegated a new assistant who delivered a garish floral piece with garbled wording and erroneous epitaphs.
A historical ad claims Warner's Safe Cure cures gravel and bladder inflammation. It cites testimonials from Mrs Armstrong of Coogee Sydney and Mr George Rose of Victoria, detailing relief after one to four bottles. The notice endorses the medicine for kidney and liver disorders and lists typical ailments and distributors.
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