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The column notes time passing toward the end of March and asks who will win prizes in the latest competitions. It laments many fail to send in entries, describing contests meant to boost scores.
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Newspaper
Sunshine Advocate
Location
Sunshine, Victoria, Australia
Date
Mar 12, 1937
Page
7
The column notes time passing toward the end of March and asks who will win prizes in the latest competitions. It laments many fail to send in entries, describing contests meant to boost scores.
A playful contest offers a vegetable garden puzzle with list of scrambled veggies. Participants must unscramble and send entries to Uncle Bill by the March 19 deadline.
A mosaic of curious scientific notes covers topics from forest leaf mass to whale sharks and teeth. It cites a ton per acre leaf weight, self repair limits of teeth, the giant whale shark, ancient comet beliefs, and a 28 day 13 month calendar already used by American firms.
A humorous dialogue features a courtroom crowd with doctors policemen and motorists trading witticisms. Lines include a lawyer asking about an earhole injury a prisoner confessing to taking a piano and a judge reacting with mock astonishment. The exchange plays on wordplay and comic misunderstandings.
A mother asks her child what happened to the milk jug while Betty explains she tipped it upside down after seeing a fly enter the container, signaling an improvised step to prevent contamination.
A playful school item features knock knock jokes and punning lines about Oak, Samoa, and Earwig. Student Wilfred Clayton receives 9 marks for the exercise.
A Morroco covered Betty Ball and a Mahogany Tommy Top quarrel over friendship then separate. Betty flies to the swallow and is lost while Tommy later gilds and falls into a dust bin. A discarded ball reappears as Tommy discovers Betty in the dust with a cork body.
A maid clears a dust bin and finds the Top. The Top and a nearby boy smile as they receive the Top again. The Ball is discarded and the Top keeps silent about it, preferring to think of others and not itself.
A ship ran low on water and signaled for help from a passing vessel. The other ship advised casting a bucket where they were. The captain obeyed and drew fresh water, realizing too late they were in the Amazon current carrying inland freshwater far offshore.
The Druids held a Sunday picnic at Canadian Bay with about 100 buses in line and large attendance despite Saturday’s uncertain weather. Activities included races for children and singles, a heated threading the needle race, dancing on the green, and plans for a social night next Thursday at St. Mark's Hall. Brother Crick was reported seriously injured in a Sunday accident.
Mrs Kath leen Young proposed a landowners funded street in Barwon Avenue but council sought more inquiries before adoption. Ashley Street progress is slowed by metal shortages. Diptheria cases rise in Sunshine with unimmunised children. A street light in Whitty Street delayed amid precedent fears. A lethal dog control chamber was installed at the depot. Leonard Street costs £29 10s per 60 ft block. Shire inspector seized 29 head of stock. two owners face detention-fee actions.
A man decides to pass his favored hotel on his way home. Approaching it he feels shaky yet gathers courage and proceeds. After about fifty yards he stops, turns, and tells himself to come back for a drink, praising his own resolve.
A humorous exchange shows an employer telling an applicant to return in five years. The applicant asks if it should be morning or afternoon, highlighting a playful clash over timing.
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