Humorous Quips and Chuckles From Everyday Life
A light collection of joke lines and wry anecdotes about marriage doctors baptisms and family antics. Standout bits include a Texan Heaven quip a multimillion-name baby joke and a triplets news call gag.
Manitoba Blind Institute to Gain Increased Aid
The Manitoba government will raise its per capita grant to the Manitoba office of the Canadian National Institute for the Blind by six dollars starting next April, boosting annual support to 45,000. The grant rises from 30 to 36 per registered blind person per year, with the institute noting 1,250 registered blind residents as of March.
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Manitoba
Canadian National Institute For the Blind
R. W. Bond
Health and Public Welfare
8.D. Edmondson
Institute
Sale of government dry skimmed milk announced
The Honorable Douglas S. Harkness, Minister of Agriculture, announced that government dry skimmed milk stocks will be sold at 17 cents per pound for spray process and 14 cents per pound for roller process fob storage in carrot quantities. Details on stock locations and sale/distribution will be provided to buyers upon request.
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Douglas 8S. Harkness
Saskatchewan Trappers Licence Details and Fur Prices
The Natural Resources Department Wildlife Branch outlines five trapping licence types for Saskatchewan. Northern licences cover vast areas including Meadow Lake and Hudson Bay, printed in English and Cree with tips and illustrations. Southern licences regulate export and royalties, with special muskrat licences. Treaty Indians may trap free on reserves or outside, while trappers hold annual meetings to improve fur quality. Beaver and muskrat demand stays strong. beaver top at $32 in July, musk rat $2.14. Beaver season opens Oct 15, muskrat opens Oct 15 in the north by permit, and Nov 5 elsewhere. all fur opens Nov 65.
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Natural Resources Department
Wildlife Branch
H. W. Read
Said
Saskatchewan
Read
Regina
Early American Trestle Tables in the Museum Pattern
The Metropolitan Museum shows trestle tables from early home crafts. Patterns 390 provide three popular sizes with simple construction using modern tools. The price is 40 cents, and the Early American Reproductions packet offers five more authentic pieces for $1.75.
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Metropolitan Museum
Cutting boards pattern 217 and kitchen projects
Pattern 217 offers six real size cutting boards from odd wood pieces for 40c. It is included in packet 18 with full size cutting guides for 14 kitchen projects. All for 1.75 with optional 1. add 10c service charge. Send orders to Home W. 4483 West St. Avens Wancester BC.
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West St. Avens
Wancester
B.C
Fish pond opens Friday to adults
The trout pond at the experimental station picnic grounds will open to adults and children tomorrow. Fish and game association officials note youths have lost interest, so adults may fish under the 15 fish limit with valid licenses. The Globe Lacombe Alta September 5 1957.
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Experimental Station
Fish and Game Association
Fred Hargreaves
The
Globe
Gobe
Lacombe
Alta
Banks Sixth Province In British Columbia Farmland Share
The document notes British Columbia is the sixth largest province by area and population, is nearly entirely mountainous, and ranks sixth in farmland. It emphasizes the province's rugged terrain and relative agricultural footprint within Canada.
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British Columbia
Old Horses and Community Echoes Across Rural North West
Neighbors share tall tales and small wonders from Saskatchewan and Manitoba. Frank Chester debates horse strength with a 30 and 32 year old pair still bucking on a Paddock Wood farm. Bus driver Vern Selvig runs route No 13 with 13 passengers and students, a nod to luck with the number 13. Nearby crop getting staffed by a renewed work bee and new harvests as farmers plan to swath and haul grain. Virginia shaped anecdotes include giant 35 inch cauliflower, a 13 inch cucumber, prize livestock at Vancouver shows, and a string of long marriages and birthdays. The item blends farm life humor with community pride and regional notes from Hanna to Hudson Bay.
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Frank Chester
Paddockwood
Sask
Shaunavon Standard
Vern Selvig
Delta Times
Alta
Arthur Oldack
Victor
Hanna Hospital
George Pitka
The
Watson Witness
Carberry News-Express
Man
J. H. Mickall
Dufferin Leader
Carman
Unity
Kent
England
Vancouver
Brewitts
Drumheller Mail
Wakaw Recorder
Joe Ferguson
Ferguson
McCreery Times
June Craves
Knox United Sunday School
McCreary
June
Vermilion Citizens Rush For Oil Royalty Dividends
Alberta Social Credit government payouts drew 440 residents to Bank of Commerce and Treasury Branch on opening day September 3rd. Total dividends of 8800 funded local spending boosting merchants with many using funds for necessities and services. By Wednesday the payouts continued with a bank issuing 100 dividends in the morning.
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Vermilion and
Alberta
Social Credit
Bank of Commerce
Treasury
Standard
Vermilion
Alta
Winkler Creamery Wins Two First Prizes at C N E
The Winkler Co op Creamery captured two first prizes at the Canadian National Exhibiton for best butter in both the one pound wrapped size and the 14 pound box sample size. It was one of three Manitoba plants to earn dual top honors with Canada Packers and Rapid City Creamery also winning. The Rapid City Creamery claimed the national championship for butter. Peter Hiebert, master butter maker, previously earned a gold watch in Winnipeg for his craft.
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Manitoba
Woodworth Times
Don McKay
Virden
Don
Portage la Prairie
Gladstone
Canadian Broadcasting Corporation
Lois McAskill
Young Manitoba
Louis Joan McAskill
Man
Hudson Bay
Sask
Post-Review
J. McMurtry
F. Terry
Hilda Elgie
Virden Empire Advance
Duncan McKinnon
Oak Lake
Stuart Walton
Stuart
Duncan
Winkler Co-op Creamery
Winkler Creamery
Canada Packers
Dauphin
Rapid City
Peter Hiebert
Winnipeg
Red River Valley Echo
Altona
A Modern Recipe for a Fool in a Car Wreckage
A ThamesvilleOntario newspaper humorous item from August 8 1957 describes a foolish approach with alcohol and a motor car. It suggests soaking the fool in booze, placing him in the car, and releasing him to wreckage before extracting the fool and packing them in a black plush lined box with flowers.
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Thamesville Herald
Thamesville, Ont
Open season on moose in Southeastern Manitoba planned
Game warden Dave MacIntosh told the Carillon News this week that an open season on moose will be declared in Southeastern Manitoba this year. It will follow the deer season starting December 2 and run for two weeks until sunset Saturday December 14.
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Manitoba
Dave MacIntosh
Carillon News
Steinbach
Man
Printed Pattern 4534 SHIRTWAIST dress for Misses
Advertisement offers Printed Pattern 4534 for a shirtwaist dress in Misses sizes 12 through 42 with 3 sleeve options. Describes fabric choices like cottons and silks and notes printed directions on pattern parts. Requires 50 cents and a size name and dress style number to order by mail.
Sheep clubs revived in Manitoba 4-H program
The Canada Department of Agriculture Livestock and Poultry Division reports Manitoba will again include sheep clubs in the 4-H Club program. Three clubs formed, based on range operations to be purchased this fall. Financing through Canadian Cooperative Wool Growers Limited of Toronto. One fifth of Quebec lies south of the St Lawrence River.
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Canada Department of Agriculture Livestock and Poultry Division
Ottawa
Manitoba
Canadians Cooperative Wool Growers Limited
Toronto
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Heaven
Texas
Randolph Morgan Montgomery
Alfred van Christopher McGood
Mummy
Johnnie
Johnny
Banks
CBC
Hanna Herald
E. L. Clough
Henderson
Macklin
E. G. Short
John Bowles
South Bereford
A. Robertson
Dropmore
Cribbage
R. Dooley
Wawota Signal
Arthur Barrett
Anne Adams Pattern Dept
Department P.P.L
Front Street
Quebec Province
St. Lawrence River
Fleischmann