Aviator Convict Requests Trade Assignment
A new convict asks the prison governor to be assigned to his own trade, declaring he is an aviator. The governor agrees to arrange the request, reflecting the era's formal tone and the prison administration process. The clipping also includes humorous notes about Corn Cure and a park-walking anecdote.
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London Globe
Hall's Catarrh Cure and joke dialogue ad auction
An old advertisement offers one hundred dollars for an incurable catarrh cure by Hall's Catarrh Cure from F. J. Cheney & Co with endorsements from Walding Kinnan & Marvin. The pitch promotes internal use and states price seven cents per bottle with testimonials. Also includes a joke about insomnia in a cartoon-style Q&A.
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Hall
F. J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
F. J. Cheney
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin
Hull
Methodical Fishing and Humorous Dialect Bits
A compilation of comic dialect anecdotes featuring Jim McDermit and a traveling salesman piquing with a South town fishing tale. The piece also touts Mother Graves Worm Exterminator as a boon for children and closes with a quip about lying and fishing claims from Yonkers Statesman.
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Jim McDermit
Mother Graves
Cure for St Vitus dance promoted by pills
An article extols Dr Williams Pink Pills as a blood building remedy for St Vitus dance in children. It cites pallor, listlessness and irritability as early signs and shares a testimonial from Mrs. A Wouters of Virden Manitoba detailing dramatic recovery after several boxes. Pills sold for 50 cents a box, six for $2.50 from The Dr Williams Medicine Co.
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Virden
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St. Vitus
Dr. Williams’ Medicine Co
Brockville
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Shiloh Cure Wands So Worth Four Million?
Fragmentary line compares a colored man in Arkansas to a four million dollar value, with prewar price notes from the Philadelphia Ledger. The readable text hints at racial and economic commentary from a historical clipping.
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Arkansas
Belfore
Philadelphia Ledger
Minard’s Liniment Relieves Neuralgia
A humorous Chicago Tribune quip notes Minard’s Liniment as relief for neuralgia, contrasted with a playful classroom exchange about arithmetic rules and a joke about “Three is a crowd.”
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Minard
Exports of Eggs and Poultry Drop in Canadian Trade
The table shows Canada’s eggs and poultry exports from 1899 to 1909, with declines in value and volume. Despite lower export totals, author notes rising domestic use and imports, especially in western cities from Ontario and the United States, while farmers could benefit from improved poultry and horse stock as described by Prof. W. H. Peters.
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Canada
Ontario
W. H. Peters
Manitoba Agricultural Collette
Directory of Breeders and Health Cordial Appeal
F Helley Auld Regina secretary of the Live Stock Association of Saskatchewan is compiling a directory listing breeders of stock with names addresses and sale quantities. The text condemns infant mortality from cholera morbus and promotes Dr Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial as safe for infants and small children. A quoted Louisville Courier Journal exchange features a witty doctor patient exchange.
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F. Helley Auld
Regina
Live Stock Association of
Saskitchewan
J. D. Kellogg
Pemberton Ball and Household Chaperon Debate
Dialogues and social quips mix with early 20th century ads. A judge remarks on Kate Pemberton and a couple discuss ball invitations. Short humor about pound cake and over weight appears beside medical ad lines promising eye relief from Marine Eye Remedy.
Eczema Proven Not a Blood Disease
Advert describes Dr. Chase's Ointment as a skin cure for eczema not a blood disease. Testimonials claim relief from itching and sores after internal treatments failed. Claims include complete cures after using eight boxes and invites readers to purchase at 60 cents a box from Toronto dealers.
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Evarns Pormary
Ralph St
Brooklyn
N.Y
Dr. Chase
A. D. Macauley
Stornoway,Que
Edmanson, Bates & Co
Toronto
Canada
The Walking Honeymoon Custom Described
The piece recalls a custom among couples to walk on their wedding day with knapsacks, saving money for a weeklong tramp. A Bavarian Alps tale is told of a young groom who walked alone as his newlywed wife stayed behind due to lack of funds for a trip.
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Collier’s
Demand for Dr Thomas Electric Oil Tops Market
The text notes a high demand for Dr Thomas Electric Oil with a large factory kept busy making and bottling it. It claims the preparation is at the head of proprietary compounds and the leading Oil in the market. The assertion emphasizes popular appreciation and general admission of its leading position.
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Thomas
Fragmented quotes spark scattered chatter across papers
A collage of quips from various sources features a summer boarder, a farmer, a traveller, and other figures mused on love, civilization, and daily life. The lines juxtapose rural humor with social observations, ending with a note about phonograph use.
Constipation’s Threat and Morse’s Indian Root Pills
An 19th century health warning highlights constipation as a pervasive enemy داخل the body. It claims it causes indigestion biliousness impure blood and headaches and labels Dr Morse’s Indian Root Pills as a safe vegetable remedy to prevent decay and disease.
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Morse
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