Newlywed Exhibits Sharp Wit At Harlem Butcher Shop
A Pittsburgh Leader item notes a young wife in Harlem entering a butcher shop on the eve of a house party. She asks for six tough chickens for a special reason. seven are set aside and the butcher confirms all are tough, then she orders five more sent to her home.
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Harlem
Pitteburg
Impurities of the Blood Highlight Liver Defects
The article explains impurities in the blood arise from liver dysfunction and show as pimples and blotches. It recommends Parsnelee's Vegetable Pills as the most effective inward treatment, claiming they improve liver action and purify the blood to eliminate maturities.
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Parsnelee
Student defines multitude with a math pun
In a Brooklyn classroom a teacher asked a boy to define multitude. The reply: a multitude is what we get when we multiply. August Lippincott's.
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Brooklyn
August Lippincott’s
Baby's Own Tablets Protect Children in Hot Weather
Mothers urged to keep Baby's Own Tablets to prevent stomach troubles and fatal diarrhoea during heat. Warns delaying treatment can cost lives and notes a government analyst approval and no opiate. Available for 25 cents a box or by mail from The Dr Williams Medicine Co Brockville Ont.
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Dr. Williams’ Medicine Co
Brockville, Ont
Itinerant preacher urges varied tithes amid collection
In a Lippincott's style anecdote, a preacher tells followers that scriptural giving is one tenth but may adjust to a sixth or fourth per means. He proposes skipping the next hymn to take up the collection instead.
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Lippincott’s
Remarkably Quick Recovery at St James
Mr. John Stoney of St James Manitoba, 63, underwent tumor surgery last week by Dr. F W E Burnham of Winnipeg and has already fully recovered, a notable outcome for his age.
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St. James
Man
John Stoney
F. W. E. Burnham
Winnipeg
Inquiry About Sunday School Offering From Helen
A five year old girl named Helen asks about how much money each class gives and who decides the total. She concludes the person must be rich, wondering aloud about the man and the total given during Sunday school. The remark originates from a feature in The Delineator.
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Helen
Landlord Browne Claims Vast Kerry Holdings
An Irish landlord, Valentine Charley Browne, Earl of Kenmare, is described as owning lakes and surrounding lands in Killarney, dating back to a James I grant from February 16, 1622. The claim extends to hills, villages, hotels, a railway station site, the insane asylum with six patients, and the Kerry poorhouse housing about 400 destitute residents.
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Valentine Charley Browne
Earl of
Kenmare
Killarney
James I
Insane Asylum
County Kerry
Magnanimous Teacher and Tommy in Sunday Fishing
A humorous illustrated Bits exchange shows a teacher catching Tommy fishing on Sunday and asking about wages of sin. Tommy questions sin but refuses wages, choosing to fish for fun.
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Tommy
Minard Liniment For Sale Everywhere
Office boy to editor about drawings provokes humor in a Harper's Weekly cartoon caption. The editor declines, saying the drawings make him sick while the office boy reports the artist’s reaction, capturing a playful editorial moment.
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Office
Fair Artist
Office Boy
Joe
Harper's Weekly
Worm Exterminator Promises Prompt Child Relief
A vintage advertisement touts Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator as a simple strong remedy to relieve children from worm symptoms promptly. The copy emphasizes quick relief and parental care.
Provocation quoted in Philadelphia Ledger fragment
A fragmentary Philadelphia Ledger snippet shows a quarreling exchange with a claim of a coir member in Jersey. The wife questions a remark about singing and the husband mentions quitting an environment or die. The text is garbled and lacks clear context or full names.
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Dilsilis
Jersey
Philagelphia Ledger
Newark Health Officer Links War House Uses to Typhoid Deaths
Dr. Jackson, former Health Officer of Newark City, reports to Governor Hughes that war house uses cause about one thousand deaths yearly from typhoid fever and related intestinal diseases in the city. He blames Wilsons Fly Pads for contributing to the disease germ spread.
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Jackson
Newark City
Hughes
War House
Wilsons
Irishman-Debate Over Paying For Whiskey at Inn
An Irishman in a country inn orders the best whiskey, drinks it, and contemplates leaving without paying. The landlord accuses him of not paying, the Irishman asks for clarification, and the landlord confirms payment. The exchange ends with the Irishman observing that both paid, so why keep paying, in a light Bit-Bits style joke.
Ten Cents Fly Pads Kill More Houseflies Than Paper
A short wartime style notice claims that ten cents' worth of Wilson Fly Pads will kill more houseflies than three hundred sheets of sticky paper, highlighting an inexpensive pest control product's higher effectiveness.
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Wilson
Nell's Marriage Irony Over Ailing Husband
A brief chat notes Nell married an elderly man with one foot near death. Bell remarks she believed he would pass soon, yet he still buys shoes in pairs.
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Nell
Bell
Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff Tale
A Yonkers Statesman quotation joke features lines about sawing wood and gender roles. The exchange centers on a father and son banter with a punchline about women and woodworking. The snippet showcases period voice and casual humor.
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Yonkers
Fall Clothing Despatch From Curzon Bros Representative
A London despatch reports J. H. Greene, traveling representative for Curzon Bros., leaving Liverpool to begin a tour at Victoria British Columbia on August 29. He will visit eastern cities and carry the latest designs in spitings, over coatings, and trouserings, able to take measurements and orders mailed from Curzon's London warehouse.
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London
England
Liverpool
J. H. Greene
Curzon Bros
Greene
Victoria
B.C
Messrs. Curzon
Messrs. Curzon Bros
Bird Slaughter and Feather Trade Stirring Public Alarm
A Paris newspaper cites estimates that supplying plumage for hats requires slaughter of about 300 million birds annually. It notes Paris milliners import 40 000 seagulls yearly and a London firm last year supplied 32 000 hummingbirds and 80 000 seabirds. It lists species at risk such as the Labrador duck Auckland rail Reunion starling and the Azores bullfinch and mentions live plucking to preserve feather beauty.
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Paris
London
Auckland
Azores
Tonda
Village editor uncovers subscriber names in odd exchange
In a rustic exchange at the village store a reader mentions Jonas Perkinbine as a familiar subscriber and then probes for the other subscriber, revealing local curiosity about who is paying for the paper. The country editor confirms the connection and hints at more names among readers.
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Jonas Perkinbine
Wicks and Dicks Discuss Damages After Car Incident
Wicks says a motor car knocked him down and he received £300 in damages from the driver. Dicks wonders what will be done with the money and Wicks reveals it was spent on buying another man’s car.
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Wicks
Minard's Liniment Cures Burns and a Penny Pictorial Quip
A Penny Pictorial caption frames a domestic scene with a girl asking about a piano and marriage. The exchange highlights the piano as a cherished item and underscores a playful, private family moment.
The Wife Will Turn
An anxious husband in the home scolds his wife for mistakes during a restless evening. The infant remains in the cradle as the couple quarrel, ending with the wife replying meekly that she started by placing the wrong baby to bed.
Holloway Corn Cure Claims Root Death for Corns
The advertisement asserts Holloway's Corn Cure penetrates to the root to kill corn growth, preventing recurrence. It presents a strong claim about curing corns by addressing their foundation.
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Holloway
Remembering the telephone’s changing public mood
A Washington Star fragment notes how the telephone once sparked laughter and now provokes profanity, reflecting on evolving attitudes toward new technology and central urban life. The exchange contrasts an old view with a modern reaction, framing tech adoption in social terms.
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Central
Washington Star
Borto chemist bottle request for cod liver oil
In a damp street dialogue a shopper begs a chemist for cod liver oil. He warns not to give too much as he must drink it himself, reflecting local color and humor of the period.
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Borto
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