Noted Banter Between Jonesey and Witherell
The page quotes a humorous exchange from Harper’s Weekly where Witherell teases Jonesey about romance. Jonesey notes Mrs. is odious and asserts they share a birthday, suggesting she fears discovery. The fragment reveals social banter rather than a full narrative event.
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Jonesey
Witherell
Wither
Harper’s Weekly
Of That Is Famous Dr Thomaxe Electric Oil
Though Canada was not the birthplace of Dr Thomaxe Electric Oil it is the home of that compound. From here it spread to Central and Western Australia New Zealand and the West Indies. It is on sale and in demand across many countries showing its wide appeal.
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Canada
Dr. Thomaxe
Central
Uth 'Aawaniom
Indi
Australia
New Zealand
Poet or musician debate in Washington Star quip
A Washington Star exchange ponders preference between being a poet or a musician. The line notes poets face fewer disturbances when practicing, highlighting a humorous contrast between arts.
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Washington Star
Catarrh Cure Ad Recommends J Cheney Co and Hall's Pills
A damaged ad fragment touts a 100 dollar reward for a catarrh case and promotes Hall's Family Pills. It names J Cheney Co of Toledo and includes testimonials from figures like Al G Kinnan and Marvin. The text mentions mucous surfaces and a test-free claim with price per bottle.
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J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
F. J
AL G
Kinnan
Marvin
Prison Food Recalled In Wartime Alabama Chronicle
A brief reminiscence from the Birmingham Age-Herald notes a former inmate asking about rations in a previous jail. The reply recalls bread and water for meals, with a joking line about a daily menu repeat.
Minard's Liniment Sells in Cars and Distances
Quotable cartoon style note set in a military scene. A private jokes about aiming skills noting a distance of 300 yards while an officer asks what is remarkable. The exchange highlights practical field knowledge in a humorous Punch magazine tone.
Twins Born During Sufficiently Quiet Moment
A white-robed nurse remarks on twins to a father who is astonished, noting one ball player and one suffragette as the newborns. The remark appears in a Detroit Free Press item.
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Detroit Free Press
Skin suffering babies find relief with Cuticura remedies
Mothers describe extreme infant eczema and stubborn rashes eased by Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment. Letters from Scotland and Detroit praise dramatic skin improvements, claiming cures and peaceful sleep for babies and relief for anxious families. Free sample offer from Potter Drug and Chem Corp.
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John Ewan
Victoria St
Joverurie
Scotland
America
M. A. peIweta
Springwells Ave
Detroit
Faith
Columbus Ave
Bucton
Meee
Sikes and Robinson Break Into Crib In Tin-Tack Night
In the early hours Bill Sikes and a friend force a kitchen window. Samuel sneaks in and clashes with Sikes who complains about time and points out the place is not a house but a tin-tack factory.
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Robinson
Sam
Bill Sikes
Bill
Samuel
Beavoer Manufacturing Co. Beav er Ontario Feed Claim
Beav er Manufacturing Company Limited of Galt Ontario markets Herbageum a feeding supplement that improves digestion and reduces waste. It claims better assimilation in horses cows bees hogs sheep and calves at about 15 cents monthly per large animal and 65 cents per magh for smaller stock.
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Beaver Manufacturing Company, Limited
Galt
Ontario
Just Retribution Verandah Incident Noted by Buffalo Express
A brief item cites a Buffalo Express report asking why a man was thrown from a verandah. The quote attributes the act to a plea for the host to turn up the Ju’y heat on a phonograph, framing the incident as a form of retribution.
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Buffalo Express
Parmelee's Vegetable Pills Highlighted as Superior Stomach Regulators
The advertisement extols Parmelee's Vegetable Pills as faultless stomach regulators formed from long study of vegetable compounds. It claims years of use prove their faultless character and reputation, asserting they will continue to top standard preparation lists.
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Parmelee
Dr Deepsearech Discovers Thirty New Diseases
A quirky note from Boston’s archives highlights Dr Deepsearech as a noted figure who has identified over thirty new diseases though he does not claim to cure them himself.
Firefighters battle distillery blaze last night
A Cleveland Plaindealer report notes the fire department fought a blaze that threatened property but did not require a second alarm because the structure burned was a distillery. The article praises the department's desperate, united effort to save the property.
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Cleveland Plaindealer
Sunday School Joke Prompts Midstory Ages Mystery
A humorous exchange features a Sunday school scene where a teacher questions belief and a child quips about the Bible's middle ages kept by a family. The line highlights a playful misunderstanding about genealogical ages.
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Willie
Puck
Young Man From the Country Seeks Cemetery Route
Quip exchanges hint at a rural visitor asking for directions to a city cemetery. The reply jokes about following bright rails, implying a humorous misdirection and country-city contrast.
Child Deliberately Washes Hands Ripping Rips
A child named Bert is washing with care and explains he is nearly finished as he cleans the rips between his fingers, a playful description of washing behavior.
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Small Bert
Little Thelma Demands Relief From Heat
A four year old girl named Thelma runs indoors on a warm day crying that she is too hot in her clothes. Mother assists by removing layers to help her cool down.
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Catherine
Pussy Cat
Thelma
Pointed and Pointless Hicks Exchange Letter Laughs
Readers share a humorous exchange about keeping old love letters. Hicks admits rereading them after foolish acts and finding reassurance that they have improved. The witticisms reflect a playful, reflective tone about past mistakes and growth.
Ancient institution faces collapse over mounting tuition
A dialogue between two trustees in Puck notes the college may fail unless action is taken as tuition climbs tied to fraternity fees. The exchange cites concern that tuition has risen to a level near one percent of overall fraternity expenses.
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Puck
Winchester Guns and Cartridges Made With Care
Winchester Repeating Arms Company sells rifles shotguns and ammunition worldwide. The firm touts expert staff costly experimental work and thorough testing from raw materials to finished products to ensure modern high quality. Government tests have officially praised Winchester rifle cartridges as superior. Despite superior quality Winchester goods are priced higher than inferior makes but still considered the cheapest for the quality.
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Winchester Repeating Arms Company
Winchester
Winchester Company
Lightning strikes Speeder car sparks loyalty doubt
Speeder asserts his loyalty was tested as lightning reportedly struck the automobile, countering claims of an external source. The incident centers on Speeder’s account and the surrounding speculation about the cause of the strike.
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Speeder
Hamlins Wizard Oil Promoted as Family Remedy
An advertisement extols Hamlins Wizard Oil as a fair treatment for households claiming it substitutes a family doctor and serves as a reliable emergency aid.
Cyclone Out West Destroys Farms, Mortgages Probed
A clipped quote from the Boston Transcript describes a powerful western cyclone that swept dozens of farms clean of everything, with a grim remark about mortgage stakes not budging. The fragment hints at widespread agricultural damage and financial strain linked to the disaster.
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Boston Transcript
Portrait resembles an old master in quip by Dollyv
Dollyv compliments a painted portrait claiming it resembles an old master. Polly counters that it resembles an old maid, calling the likeness good. The exchange ends with light humor about the painting's appearance.
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Dollyv
Polly
Edo Blade
Dr Chase's Ointment offered for eczema relief and skin cure
The advertisement promotes Dr Chase's Ointment as a soothing and healing remedy for eczema and related skin conditions. It claims rapid itching relief, cleansing of sores, and a thorough cure with persistent use. The product is said to benefit skin texture and is marketed for use in homes, priced at 60 cents per box and sold by dealers or Edmaneon, Bates & Co., Limited, Toronto.
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Dr. Chase
Edmaneon, Bates & Co., Limited
Toronto
Mortlake Tapestries May Leave England for America
The Mortlake tapestries once owned by the Duke of Rutland face a $75,000 bid from the United States. South Kensington and the National Art Collectors’ Fund cannot exceed this offer. Seven pieces in excellent condition came from Belvoir Castle via Haddon Hall, after Charles I.
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Raphael
America
Duke of Rutland
South Kensington
National Art Collectors’ Fund
England
Mortlake
Victoria and Albert Museum
Belvoir Castle
Brussels
Charles I
Oliver Cromwell
Lord Haddon
Haddon Hall
Melba to Visit Australia Amid Public Praise
Mme. Melba plans another trip to her native Australia as Commonwealth readers praise the renowned soprano. She recalls stories of fellow performers and a gallery heckler who urged her to sing Home Sweet Home, prompting a graceful bow. Her father, David Mitchell, once resisted her career and never heard her sing publicly until Melbourne reunion years ago.
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Mme. Melba
Australia
Commonwealth
Thliss
Nellie
David Mitchell
Melbourne
Duke of Westminster Risks Life For Sport And Auto Trade
The Duke of Westminster, famed polo rider and racing motor boat survivor, has pursued aviation and motoring with a weekly tyre bill around 50 dollars. A South Africa veteran and Atlantic stoker, he owns large portions of Mayfair and Belgravia, earning about five thousand dollars daily.
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Stoker
Duke
Duke of Westminster
Solent
South Africa
Atlantic
England
Mayfair
Belgravia
Kitchener as Splendid Manager for Coronation Task
Field Marshal Lord Kitchener's reputation as a military organizer led to his selection to harass the 60,000 or more soldiers in London for the coronation. Coronation orders filled a 212 page volume detailing army cohesion with week long festivities. Kitchener guarded against emergencies and ran a smooth operation. George W. Stevens praised him as a potential manager for army and navy stores.
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Lord Kitchener
London
Kitchener
George W. Stevens
Bribery on the Cricket Field in an Odd Encounter
English cricketer A. C. MacLaren fielded a high return at long on and waited for the ball to descend. A rival supporter shouted a bribe offering a kiss to his sister if he missed, but MacLaren did not falter and took the catch.
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A. C. MacLaren
Archie
MacLaren
Forgetful Husband Fumbles Remembering Silk Reminder
A wife questions her partner about obtaining silk while he recalls tying a cloth strip around his finger to jog memory. He exclaims disbelief at his own forgetfulness, noting he has been trying all day to recall how he injured his finger. The exchange highlights a humorous memory lapse.
The Ambassadors Trousers Told by Harry Vardon
Harry Vardon recounted a North Berwick tale about a gentleman playing Musselburgh who saluted an ambassador. The caddie humorously claimed the ambassador is a great friend and quipped that the trousers he wears belong to the ambassador.
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Harry Vardon
North Berwick Links
Musselburga
Sunflower Philosophy Reflects on Unreliability and Daily Ironies
A short Atchison Kansas quotation ponders human unreliability likening people to an average small policeman’s star and notes sunrise and sunset as healthful in contrast. It critiques haste and poor marksmen in a brigade at a target area.
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Atchison, Kan
Real Eminence At Last Father Reaches Community Spotlight
The Detroit Free Press notes a father earns local prominence after being named chair of the athletic events at a medical school picnic, signaling a notable community role and event leadership.
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Wee
Detroit Freeess
Jones Joke Sparks Judge's Wry Remark
A court exchange yields a joke about a husband and his wife. The judge remarks that the wife “took Jones,” prompting the humorous quip about humor and marriage dynamics.
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Jones
Parmelee's Vegetable Pill Promoted for Blood Purity
An ad explains impurities in the blood originate from liver defects and manifest as pimples and blotches. It claims Parmelee's Vegetable Pill acts on the liver to restore healthy processes and eliminate impurities through internal treatment.
Not Literary She Is Your Friend Mr Sellers a Noveist
A brief exchange notes Mr Sellers as a literary man. The speaker clarifies he is not a writer of serious literature, calling himself merely a successful novelist.
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Sellers
Boston Transcript
Wilson's Fly Pads Ad Warns About Imitations
A product notice urges buyers to avoid imitations of Wilson's Fly Pads and to purchase the genuine Wilson's Fly Pads for reliable results. The warning emphasizes quality and authenticity without naming competing brands.
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Wilson
Live Banter Sparks Yacht Name Debate in Record-Hern
In a witty exchange from the Chicago Record-Herald the speaker jokes that wealth should fund a grand yacht, while the other admits difficulty finding an unused flamboyant yacht name. The quip reflects playful curiosity about branding a luxury vessel.
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Chicago
Hera.d
Minard’s Liniment Cures Dandruff Scandal Recalled
The cartoonish exchange recalls a rumor about the Broadhead girl joining a marriage for love while Mrs Idler and Mrs Chatter discuss the notion. A lighthearted item reflecting social gossip and scandal in a seaside town.
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Idler
Broadhead
Puck
Dentist Prepares To Pull The Distracting Tooth
Patient protests a troubled tooth as the dentist presses on with the extraction. The scene captures a tense moment in a Boston Transcript transcription reflecting old city dental practice.
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Boston Transcript
A JOKE: PESSIMIST LOAN GURU
A man jokes that he borrows money from a pessimist because the pessimist never expects to be repaid. The exchange frames a quick quip about pessimism and lending.
Lecturer's Oratorical Skill Sparks Calls for Congress
Containing a terse exchange from the Atlanta Constitution, the remark praises a lecturer's oratory and jokes about his current role in Congress, suggesting he should leave it. The brief item reflects political sentiment in a compressed, humorous exchange.
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Congress
Atlanta Constitution
Parrot and raven argue over feathers
A parrot boasts finer feathers while a raven retorts that pinions differ, a brief avian dialogue.
Boat Engine Troubles Reported In Washington Herald
The Washington Herald notes a motor boat running reluctantly with possible mechanical issues. The dialogue hints at a smoother idle yet uncertainty remains about what is broken and how it affects performance.
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Wasington Herald
Cucumber Confusion at New Grocery Store
A customer asks what items are available this morning while an employee responds nothing but bananas. The quirky exchange captures a brief moment at the new grocery.
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