Bachelors’ Excuses at Wedding Breakfast
Bachelors offered humorous reasons for staying single at a wedding breakfast, including a frog in a well analogy and self praise. One man cites preferring liberty, sleep, and nightlife over domestic duties, while another mentions twin brothers and shared secrets, reflecting playful banter about bachelor life.
Parmelee's Vegetable Pills Promoted for Rheumatism
Advertisers claim Parmelee's Vegetable Pills act on the liver and kidneys to regulate uric acid in the blood, preventing rheumatism. When taken as directed and consistently, they will show beneficial effects.
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Parmelee
Hat request in old style shop dialogue
A shopper asks for a hat in the latest style while a shopman invites her to sit as a lion is described as changing, reflecting period dialogue from Washington Tar.
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Washington
Watchmaker Refused Clock Parts In Humorous Tale
In a humorous Young's Magazine vignette a wary man accuses a watchmaker of dodging a bad clock. The old negro seeks to fix the hands while claiming the clock runs six minutes slow. The watchmaker demands the clock back, suspecting a ploy to sell parts at a high price.
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Enry Dixey
Young’s Magazine
Job on a newspaper inquiry and advice
A reader asks about getting a job on a newspaper and what experience counts. The tones suggest seeking guidance on suitable roles and required skills for journalism.
Puzzle for the Policeman at a Birmingham Sermon
Amusing anecdote recounts Dr Clifford attempting entry to a Birmingham service. A policeman blocks admission, sparring over whether there is room in the pulpit. Byplay includes truncated banter about two Cliffords and a barking dog remark.
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When to Use Dr Williams Pink Pills
Dr Williams Pink Pills are promoted as a safe non habit forming remedy to build blood and strengthen nerves. The text cites anaemia rheumatism neuralgia and general debility with testimonials including Paul Charbonneau of St Jerome Quebec and advertises 50 cents per box six boxes for 2 50 from The Dr Williams Medicine Co Breckville Ontario.
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Paul Charbonneau
St Jerome
Que
Fanatic sitter in India shocks traveler from America
A Chicago Tribune report describes a man in India who has remained seated in the same corner posture for six months, drawing astonishment from a traveller from America. The piece notes the remarkable endurance and evokes curiosity about the phenomenon.
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India
America
Chicago Tribune
Marine Eye Remedy Ad Ends Comic Cuts Format
An advertised eye remedy from Marine Eye Remedy Co of Toronto promises relief for tired watery eyes and urges readers to write for eye books. The spoof line about fishing adds humor to the comic cuts page hosted by Bob-Pa and Sally-Well.
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Marine Eye Remedy
Marine
Marine Eye Remedy Co
Toronto
Bob
Sally
Dr Thomas Eclectric Oil Pledges Pain Relief
Advertises Dr Thomas Eclectric Oil as the most effective liniment for pain relief. Claims the hand that rubs it in rubs the pain away and asserts widespread public esteem and proven success in treating numerous ailments.
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Thomas
Immigration Returns Ottawa August totals rise 53 percent
The August year immigration to Canada reached 15 387 up from 10 082 last August an increase of 53 percent. U S arrivals were 5 024 up from 4 684 last year an increase of 71 percent. Ocean port immigration totaled 7 363 up from 5 398 last August a 36 percent rise. For the first five months of the current fiscal year total arrivals were 19 636 up from 90 355 last year an increase of 17 percent.
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Ottawa
Canada
United States
Ground Plan of London Honors Land Ownership
London county council spent ten years preparing a ground plan of London showing landowners. It reveals 45 600 residents mostly single house owners own land over 113 square miles, with 60 square miles owned by 187 persons and organizations. A third of this is held by the crown ecclesiastical commission the era of the country council and city corporation. The plan values the land at about three billion dollars.
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London
London County Council
Crown
Ecclesiastical Commission
Country Council
City Corporation
Paul Before Agrippa and Festus on the Damascus Road
The sermon recounts Paul defending his conversion and mission before Festus Agrippa and Bernice in Caesarea. It outlines Paul’s testimony from his Pharisee life to encountering Jesus, the mystery of the church age, and the prophetic basis for gospel preaching to the Gentiles.
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Saul
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Agripna
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Humorous Household Quips Across Two Papers
Jokes from Boston Transcript and Philadelphia Inquirer feature marital miscues. A line about Minard's Liniment relieves neuralgia frames Mrs Briggs and Mrs Griges banter on exercise. A woman throws a flat iron at her husband over a hat clash, while a loving exchange ends with no new hat.
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