Fruit-L-Tives Miracle Promises Life From Pain
In Ontario a woman describes seven years of Water Tumor pain and morphine dependence ending when Fruit-L-Tives cured her. She says friends on the street exclaimed the dead have come to life and calls the cure a miracle. Boxed and trial offers are advertised from Ottawa and local dealers.
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James Penwick
Ottawa
Irish Recruit Touts Bold Sword Lesson
An Irishman joins a dragoon regiment to become a gallant soldier. The fencing master finds teaching him sword use tough. The man asks how to strike if an opponent feigns, and quips that he would merely tickle the foe with the point to test bravado.
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Elver
Pat
Mother Graves Worm Exterminator Promises Safe Children
A fragment notes that worms threaten children and that Mother Graves Worn Exterminator will protect them from distressing afflictions. The dialogue includes Miss Elder and Miss Pepper reacting to a claim about gray hair.
Inherited Ill Health Healed by Kidney Pills
John Baillargeon of Monte Bello Quebec credits Dodd's Kidney Pills with curing his inherited ill health. He suffered rheumatism lumbago and gravel, felt tired and nervous, and said after fifteen boxes he was cured. His wife also benefited from the remedy. The ad claims the pills purify blood by curing kidneys and related ailments.
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Monte Bello
Labelle Co
Que
John Baillargeon
Mr. Baillargeon
Dodd
Fragmented Sunday school treat dialogue with a love line
A garbled Sunday school scene shows a boy in charge of a mistyped event. A visitor asks about a charge. the boy replies no, only tears. The speaker confesses love for another and notes there is always room at the top.
French Elephant Preserve Move Sparks Congo Slaughter Alarm
A French group named the Friends of the Elephant seeks a large elephant sanctuary in French Africa. The article notes colonial elephant slaughters in the Congo and urges governments to extend preserves similar to those in Cape Colony and other British possessions. Lieutenant Co. Paterson cites ongoing killings in the Congo and warns elephants are rapidly vanishing.
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Africa
Congo
Col. Roosevelt
Friends of the Elephant
Eophants
French Africa
England
Empire
Lieut.Co
Paterson
Cape Colony
Transvaal
Rhbodesia
British Central Africa
British East Africa
Uganda
Somedland
Gin Pills Help Back Strain Patient in 1908 Fort William
H. Harkness reports thirty year lame back relief after trying plasters and ointments. Gin Pills allegedly target kidneys to relieve pain and uric acid. Free samples via National Drug & Chemical Co. Toronto offered.
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Fort William
H. Harkness
National Drug & Chemical Co
Dept. N.C
Toronto
Bachel or Girl Letter Ends in Teasing Refrain
A humorous exchange from the Chicago News shows Dick confessing love to a blonde, only for her reply to end with I beg to remember a bachelor girl. Jack notes there is little hope as the couple discusses their prospects.
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Jack
Chicago News
Dysentery Cordial Praised by Readers and Courts
The text extols Dr J A Kelloggs Dysentery Cordial as a highly effective remedy for summer complaints with long use and many attestations. A magistrate questions a defendant in a separate quip about a gold watch, and the prisoner pleads insanity.
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J. A. Kellogg
London Almanac Snippets of 1907 Life and Odd Facts
A collage of historical curiosities notes an alderman’s life tenure in London, a census claim of 1449 bachelors marrying widows, Eiffel Tower height at 985 feet, and free meals for London schoolchildren. It includes humorous quotes about witnesses age and a comic line about an airship or yacht.
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City of
Oh Happy Woman Mock Argument and Counterpoints
A playful exchange mocks women's perceived idleness with humorous descriptions of harsh attire and social constraints. The piece contrasts a brother and sister as they imagine the burdens of womanhood while noting a beauty product claim from Holloway's Corn Cure.
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Ines
Feir Girl-My Father Made His For.
Fragmentary line notes a father’s actions and a question about how he did it, with distant references to a local or unusual event. The text is incomplete and reads like a clipped clipping from a parish or community bulletin.
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Getlent Vyernth
Eczema blamed on impure blood claims by pills
Advert says eczema and other ailments stem from impure blood and touts Dr Williams Pink Pills as a cure that acts on blood. It cites Mrs James Wilkins of Aylmer Ontario and notes pills sold for 50 cents each or $2.50 for six. Also includes a light local note about a lost dog item from the Atlanta Constitution.
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James Wilkins
Aylmer
Ont
Dr. Williams’ Medicine Co
Brockville
Roahville
Joe Hazel
Charles Atkinson
Willie Gardner
Ed. Morgen
Rushville
Gardner
Atlanta Constitution
G. L. Garrow
Millicent St
Toronto
T. A. Slocum
Polite men clash on street in unnamed encounter
A courteous man and a second man quarrelled on the street with verbal exchanges about blame and pardon. The transcript shows a series of comic exchanges and misheard lines, including references to Bonane and a canvasser asking about a mistress and auntie in a door doorway setting.
Conscience Makes Cowards and a Sand Lot Baby Tale
A bashful young man visiting a Capitol Hill girl leaves after her father asks the time twice. The girl explains her watch ran down and the man’s exit reveals a quip about timing. A second vignette shows a mother distressed by a baby’s hurt while a child recounts killing a fly with a shovel in the sand lot.
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Capitol Hill
Saiad
Humorous Mixup at Washington Haberdashery
A Washington science man, in service to Uncle Sam, enters a haberdashery and asks to see neckties. The clerk offers a 25 cent line, while the scientist mutters that he wouldn’t wear such, prompting an apology and a note that 18 and 12 cent ties sit on the next counter.
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Sam
Washington
Murine Eye Remedy Ad from Toronto Company
An old Murine Eye Remedy advertisement promotes relief for eye troubles. The copy highlights soothing effects and urges readers to write for Eye Books, with a 5 percent claim and distribution by a Toronto company.
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Murine Eye Remedy
Murine Eye Remedy Co
Toronto
Unlucky card player Blobbs Jones and dining confusion
In a quirky dialogue Blobbs Jones is called the unluckiest card player, Snobbs jokes about love and marriage while Blobbs notes he has never married. A waiter serves a chuck steak described as wood, with an exclamation in playful patois.
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Blobbs—Jones
Tcky
Blobbs
Reading of a Wife Playing Bridge Whist
A briefQuoted comment shows Mr Biggins discussing whether his wife is receiving today while she plays bridge whist. The exchange captures a light domestic moment from the Washington Star.
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Mr. Biggins
Washington Star
Sixth Sense Man Roams Copenhagen Harbor with Steady Pilot Skill
Danish researchers study Emil anucesen a 36 year old Norwegian from Christiana with a claimed sixth sense. He pilots a steamer through Copenhagen harbor with perfect nerve control, following a zigzag course and catching ship coins without error. Professors Frieden reich and European specialists observe him unable to explain the ability by conventional means.
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Denmark
Emil Anucesen
Norwegien
Christiana
Terest
Friedenreich
Europe
Kovndsen
Copen
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