Purify the Blood with Chase Kidney Liver Pills
Dr A W Chase Kidney Liver Pills claim to purify the blood by energizing the liver and kidneys. They promise improved digestion and elimination of biliousness constipation rheumatism backaches and related pains at 25 cents a dose. Available from Edmonson Kates & Co Toronto Ont with Dr A W Chase portrait on each box.
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A. W. Chase
Edmonson, Kates & Co
Toronto
M.D
Contradiction in Terms Quote in Baltimore American
The Baltimore American notes a playful exchange about organ stops and their purpose. The father explains stops control the organ to make it go, illustrating a light moment in the paper.
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Baltimore
Power of its Own Dr Thomas Eelectric Oil
Dr. Thomas Eelectric Oil is praised as a potent liniment with unique power that outshines rivals. Advert suggests wide uses and long-time popularity for both people and animals. A joke about someone jumping in front of a train to avoid a cow is noted.
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Thomas
Psychine remedies and quack advertisements in a 19th century mix
A garbled page compiles testimonials for Psychine from Dr Slocum’s network and other dubious cures. It riffs on child health, worm remedies, spavins, and a joke from Harper’s Weekly, highlighting fringe medical claims and humor in period advertising.
Wilted wager and wry heiress in August ball scene
Minard proposes to a beautiful heiress who rebuffs him with hauteur. He vows to wilt as she quips thou wilt. The exchange ends with a comic wilt. Chicago News notes the wry, theatrical humor of the moment.
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Chicago News
When to Sow Flax Seed
Farmers in the Canadian West should sow flax seed between May 15 and June 16. Early sowing is risky as young flax is tender in spring, but May 15 to June 16 yields good results and may extend slightly later. Flax matures quickly and suits northern latitudes with short seasons.
Brienfless and Hardcash Duel Over Trial Victory
In a humorous exchange from Home Herald a young barrister is thanked for his role in securing a case win. Mr Hardcash claims he won the case, while stating Briefless did not represent him but the opposing man, highlighting comic courtroom banter.
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Briefless
Mr. Hardcash
Hardcash
Home Herald
Parmelee's Vegetable Pills Promoted as Harmless Purifiers
The advertisement touts Parmelee's Vegetable Pills as containing mandrake and dandelion with sedative and purgative effects. It claims they cleanse digestive secretions and offer a healthful aid for dyspepsia and liver and kidney ailments in a concentrated, harmless form.
Judge Madam and Witness Banter in Courtroom Exchange
A humorous exchange features a judge challenging a witness about age, with the witness quipping about counting since childhood. The snippet also references Salada Tea and a salesman defending an inexpensive looking umbrella as high quality.
Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills Promise Digestive Relief
An advertisement extols Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills as a cure for digestive disorders and indigestion after long study. It claims the pills relieve suffering that other remedies fail and presents a quotation from the Chicago Record-Herald about a cult craze.
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Parmelee
Chicago Record-Herald
Minards Liniment Claim in Letter to Sirs
A reader letter from Charles Whooten of Port Mulgrave endorses Minard's Liniment Co Limited remedy for sore throat colds and ordinary ailments stating it relieves and cures promptly.
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Minard’s Liniment Co., Limited
Minard’s Liniment
Charles Whooten
Port Mulgrave
Father and mother discuss a suitor's serious intent
In a brief exchange cited by the Catholic Standard & Times, the father questions the seriousness of a man's intentions while the mother cites his habitual calls on May and letters as evidence.
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Catholic Standard & Times
Itch and Mange Cured in Minutes by Sanitary Lotion
Contagious itch on humans and animals claimed to be cured in 30 minutes by Wolford's Sanitary Lotion. The notice asserts rapid relief from various skin conditions including prairie scratches and mange.
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Wolford
Donkey Reaches Hay By Unsecured Rope
A riddle states a donkey tied with a six foot rope reaches hay 18 feet away because the rope isn’t attached to anything. The punchline hinges on the rope’s lack of a fixed anchor.
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Wilson
Dony
Sharp
Shar
Wison
Lord Cromer Praises Gordon Yet Questions His Suitability
Lord Cromer’s notebook on Egypt lauds General Gordon’s bravery and faith but critiques his shifting judgments and inconsistent conduct. The piece contrasts Gordon’s heroic stand in Khartoum with the government’s view of him as an unreliable agent, while noting his fearless death and steadfast religious conviction.
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Lord Cromer
General Gordon
Egypt
Sir Evelyn
Gordon
London Daily Chronicle
Mr. Gladstone
Gordon Pasha
Khartoum
Rome
Lord Lawrence
A Cinnamon Cure for Influenza Suggested by French Doctor
The London Globe highlights a cinnamon essence influenza remedy of twenty to twenty five drops three times daily in water. The London Standard notes the seriousness of influenza and the lack of new knowledge since the disease’s early reports, recalling seventeenth century references.
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London Globe
H. M .S. Etna
London Standard
King Charles II and the royal dancers style
The passage recalls Charles II of England as a lively king who loved country dances, often urging more rounds even as courtiers tired. Pepys notes the indiscriminate dancing zeal and the monarch’s tendency to push on, epitomizing courtly merriment.
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Charles II
England
Pepys
Blessings of the Blind and Human Spirit
Quotation from Helen Keller in Century extolling resilience of the blind and the inner will. It asserts that service friendship humor imagination wisdom remain within reach, enabling love and wisdom despite calamity. The passage likens endurance to Sinai lightnings and the journey to the promised land of spiritual treasures.
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Sinai
Promised Land
Helen Keller
Jubilee stamps honor Franz Josef and Austrian rulers
Austria's imperial post sues jubilee stamps for sixty years of Franz Josef. Eight stamps form a portrait gallery of rulers led by Charles IV on the lowest denomination. Maria Theresa appears on the two heller stamp, with Joseph II Leopold II Franz and Ferdinand on the higher values. Franz Josef appears on the thirty heller stamp from his accession, and the five heller stamp shows a profile taken before his recent coronation.
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Austria
Imperial Post of
Franz Josef
Charles IV
Maria Theresa
Joseph II
Leopold II
Franz
Ferdinand
Presence of Mind A Madhouse Doctor’s Narrow Escape
A Scottish physician recounts a lunatic asylum kitchen incident where seven patients threaten to drop him into boiling water. He feigns joining their plan then locks the door and frees himself. The doctor survives the day but dies soon after, driven mad by the ordeal.
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Glasgow
Almanac Block Story Traces Word Origins
An antiquary in Chicago discovers an engraved wooden block from a case, presenting an original almanac for lunar matters. He explains the block was called almon heed and the term almanac derives from almon-beed, meaning observation of all the moons.
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Wooren Almanacs
Chicago
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Minard
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Helen
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Jimmy
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Fairbanks Go., Ltd
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Winnipeg
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