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Newspaper

Russell Banner

Location

Russell, Manitoba, Canada

Date

Jun 17, 1909

Page

11

No Fear of John And Andrew Carnegie Tale

A Scots tale recounted by Andrew Carnegie features a conversation about marriage and Heaven. An old fisherman proposes Nancy marry John Clemmens to ensure comfort in old age. Nancy refuses, noting two husbands in Heaven would be work, then Carnegie suggests John could be a kind but non Christian man.

Andrew Carnegie Nancy Andy John Clemmens The Kirk John

Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills for Fever and Ague Relief

The article extols Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills as effective against fever and ague. It states disturbances of stomach and liver precede attacks, with digestive derangement and blood deterioration. The pills are claimed to abate fever and subdue ague in a few days, offering relief for those prone to these disturbances.

Parmelee

John Brown Says He Would Save Me First

In a parable from Everybody's Magazine a family poses a life decision before a lion cage. Mrs Brown asks John who he would save first if the animals escaped and he answers I would save myself. The exchange highlights a child's blunt logic and moral stance.

Mr. Brown John Mrs. Brown Everybody’s Magazine

Hall's Catarrh Cure Promises Disease Cure

A classic advertorial note touts Hall's Catarrh Cure as a universal cure for catarrh with internal action on blood and mucous surfaces. It offers 100 dollar reward for any failure to cure and invites readers to request testimonials from F J Cheney & Co of Toledo Ohio. Also promotes Hall's Family Pills for constipation.

Scence Hall F.J. Cheney & CO Toledo

Build No Inspector Nearby Sparks Cautionary Vein

A clipped quote from the Cleveland Leader features a quip about crafting one’s own fortune and a wry remark that a building inspector happened to be absent during construction, implying clever or questionable work.

Cleveland

Daughter learns much at boarding school

A Chicago Tribune anecdote notes a daughter has grown in skill and independence since starting boarding school, highlighting her expertise with the chafing dish.

Chicago Tribune

Checkers and Neckers Recall an Old Fame

Lippincott's notes on a bygone era where a person recalls years of wealth and squandered fortunes, reflecting on past fame and gambling odds in a concise reminiscence.

Checkers Neckers Cheeckers Lippincott’s

Wilson's Fly Pads claimed to outkill rivals

An advertisement touts Wilson's Fly Pads as the best fly killer, promising far higher effectiveness than competing products. It emphasizes early control to prevent larger future problems.

Wilson

Roses Whispered by Mrs Wright

A child brings roses to his mother and whispers that Mrs Wright gave them. He recalls that she told him not to mention it, prompting the mother to consider the quiet gesture behind the gift as described in The Delineator.

Edmund

Better Than Spanking Home Treatment Offer

Mrs. M. Summers of Windsor Ontario offers a free to mothers home treatment with full instructions claiming it cures troublesome children and adults with urine difficulties. No money required. write today for details.

M. Summers Windsor Ont

Language master speaks on exact thoughts and facility

A commentator notes that expressing precise thoughts demands strong language skill. The remark highlights the need for careful wording in conveying ideas.

Rothenburg the ancient city of enduring independence

Robert Shackleton recalls Rothenburg, a free city long shielded by its own sturdiness. The town blends timeless charm with dungeon lore and a unique mayoral custom, where a three year term can become a life appointment only if the townsfolk tire of the ruler and force his resignation.

Rothenburg Jerusalem Palestine Nurnbergs Nurnberg Frankfort Munich Rathhaus Robert Shackleton Harper’s Magazne

The Wise Goose Called Wisest Bird by Naturalists

The Montreal Standard reports naturalists deem a wise goose the calm guardian of the barnyard. She quarrels only when needed, senses danger first, shows greater courage than a rooster, outbraves a gobbler, and can fend off foxes. A flock offers stronger nightly protection than a watchdog.

Montreal Standard

Amputated hand spurs memory of frail tether

A trolley car accident leaves a patient with his right hand amputated. The nurse consoles that he will cope with his left hand. He laments a wife's string around a forefinger that reminded him to fetch something, now lost to memory.

Hat Chase Sparks Quick Quip in Street Scene

A well dressed young man struggles to retrieve a hat pursued down the street. Another man arrives and takes the hat, delivering a wry exchange about the missing head covering. The responder mentions his own hat hanging behind at the end of two strings.

Hhe Success Magazine

Fisherman Health Boost From Dodd's Kidney Pills

Michael C Williams a Cape Breton fisherman says kidney disease began after a strain and lasted three months He reports backache joint stiffness tiredness and a bad morning taste Then after taking one box of Dodd's Kidney Pills he recovered He asserts the pills cure kidney disease in many Canadian cases and urges others with two of the listed symptoms to try them

South Ingonish Cape Breton Dodd Michael C. Williams Mr. Williams Canada

Spanking Debate Over Underdone Pie Crying Child

A boy eats underdone apple pie and suffers pain. A visitor urges a stern punishment. The mother agrees with a spanking but questions doing so on a full stomach. The visitor suggests turning him over to spank.

Parmelees Vegetable Pills Promoted as Liver Remedy

It discusses liver health and promotes Parmelee's Vegetable Pills as an effective gentle remedy for liver disorders. The ad claims many ailments originate in a disordered liver and positions the pills as suitable for the delicate user.

Kitty named Nuddles Goes Missing in Boston Transcript

A Little Girl asks a Mistress at a door if a cat named Nuddles has gone past. The dialogue appears in a Boston Transcript excerpt with regional speech.

Nuddles Boston Transcript

Yarmouth YMCA Camp Prefers Minard's Liniment for Sunburn

At the Yarmouth Y M C A Boys Camp near Tusket Falls in August, Alfred Stokes General Secretary reports Minard's Liniment gave immediate relief for sunburn and for enamel and toothache.

Yarmouth Y.M.C Tusket Falls Minard Alfred Stokes

Love So Bold Prompts Clever Parental Hint

A lovelorn youth seeks a dramatic gesture to prove his love. She replies with a practical route by advising him to speak to her father, turning romantic ardor into a family consent step. The exchange captures a witty clash of romance and parental approval.

Chicago News

Questioning class leads pupil to island geography joke

Inspector asks what an island is and traces a road to France. The pupil, easing, cites a past ride and a feathered horse remark about a shilling to suggest the impossibility of a voyage without wobbling. This excerpt from London Spare Moments preserves a humorous exchange.

France London

The Chafing Dish Sanity Check

A comic exchange features Mr. Sirius Barker claiming he can use a chafing dish, then proposes an odd plan to punch a hole in its bottom paint it green and plant flowers in it as a novel idea.

Sirius Barker

The Trade Winds Explained By Temperature Differences

The trade winds arise from temperature contrasts between the equator and the poles. Heated air at the equator rises while cooler air from the poles moves in to replace it, creating atmospheric currents that flow toward the equator and become the trade winds. Their strength varies with the temperature difference between the equator and the poles.

Poles Equator Pole

Lightning mystery and the nature of electric discharge

The article explains lightning as high tension electric discharge between oppositely charged masses. It describes how moisture carries charges, how clouds exchange energy, and how a strike travels zigzagging from particle to particle until air resistance breaks. It notes that each stroke is an alternating current lasting tiny fractions of a second.

Henry

An Old Enemy Told in a Humorous Reminiscence

Dean Hole recounts a tale from Now and Then about a physician who rose from a doctor's boy to a successful US practitioner. At a luncheon in England he joked by calling a mustard pot his former enemy, revealing humor survived prosperity and service to Rose at the head of the table.

Dean Hole United States England Rose

Indoor Golf in the Eighteenth Century

The London Express notes that golf courts were roofed in the 1700s to shield players from sun wind and rain. Long wooden alleys eighty feet by twenty housed pins and bell metal targets, with spectators’ tables nearby, turning the game into parlor golf in practice.

North Holland London Express

He's a Brick Capture in Spartan Wit and Valor

The phrase He’s a brick is linked to Plutarch and Spartan culture. Spartans prized brevity and ready wit, using concise lines to express admiration or disapproval. Lycurgus exemplified action, answering that a city is fortified by a wall of men rather than brick.

Plutarch Lycurgus Sparta

Death Signs In Holland Reflect Funeral Rites

In north Holland outward signs mark deaths. Protestant homes display a long black mantle set across the front door while Catholic homes place a tall black cross on the doorstep.

North Holland

Lord Kinnaird warns against sport becoming occupation

The Football Association president Lord Kinnaird told a Newport audience that Britons risk treating sport as a job rather than a pastime and warned against over indulging in athletics as a main pursuit.

Lord Kinnaird The Football Association Newport Monmouthshire Great Britain

Baby's Own Tablets touted as cure for infant troubles

The advertisement promotes Baby's Own Tablets as the safe cure for stomach, bowels, and teething issues in infants. It claims government analyst approval, no opiate content, and a testimonial from Mrs Bernard in St Emile Quebec. Sold by Dr Williams Medicine Co Brockville Ontario for 23 cents a box.

Jos Bernard St. Emile Que Medicivic Dr. Williams’ Medicine Co Brock. Ville, Ont

Dolly Refuses Eight Suitors in Two Months

A Cleveland Leader quip notes Dolly turning down eight suitors over the last two months and questions what they offered or sold.

Dolly Cleveland

Comic Cuta Quotation Sparks Outcry Over Double Face

A playful comic strip line sparks controversy as a character's remark on double faced behavior prompts reactions about appearances and social judgment. The exchange highlights persona and satire in a lighthearted print.

Comic Cuta

Warts Treated with Holloway's Corn Cure Promoted

An old advertisement touts Holloway's Corn Cure as a remedy for warts claiming it removes the disfigurement and resolves the condition.

Holloway

Is your husband a vegetarian

A Detroit Free Press humor strip line questions if a husband follows a vegetarian diet. The wife quips that he won’t even mow the lawn, let alone tend a garden, implying stubborn habits.

Detroit Free Press

Murine Eye Remedy Advertised For Various Eye Ailments

An old advertisement promotes Murine eye remedy for red weak weary watery eyes and eye strain. It claims soothing eye pain without harmful drugs and mentions compounded physicians experience and a 50 cent price. It also notes baby use for scaly eyelids and free eye books from Marine Eye Remedy Co Chicago.

Marine Eye Remedy Co Chicago

Urgent Business Letter Brings Humorous Soap Tale

A Dundee Adver tiser item relays a lighthearted missive from a retail dealer to Cake and Son soap makers seeking prompt shipment. The patron complains of delayed sope, wonders if money is refused, then notes the sape found under the counter after the letter’s date.

Cake and Son Ake Richard Jones P.S Dundee Advertiser

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Seantight Wise Goose MR. C. Williams Holland Ceylon Carbon Oil Works, Ltd Winnipeg Bottie Temple Springhiald, Mess. Lymans Ltd Montreal Cuntipo Fo Ganisies Renessi Srey & Fae i W. WN. U
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