Horrors of stomach torture and the Fruit a Tives claim
An Ottawa style ad and a short anecdote recount a London Ontario woman’s trial of stomach weakness cured by Fruit a tives. The narrative includes a testimonial from Mrs J R Flock and a scene of a girl named Liza Jane testing a sample. The piece references medical failure, a physician husband, and nationwide advertising claims for the fruit medicine.
Clean Stomach and Clear Mind in Advertised Pills
The piece extols Parm-bee’s Vegeable Pills as a leading remedy to restore stomach action and overall health. It urges simple dietary guidance to reduce waste and improve nourishment, citing a general medical endorsement and a trial to prove value.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure Adverts and 19th Century Snippets
Oath by Frank J. Cheney of F. J. Cheney & Co in Toledo promises one hundred dollars for each catarrh case not cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Notary public A W Gleason attested on December 6 1886. Contains testimonial note and pill ad. Includes jokes about divorce and temperance dialogue with servants.
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State of Ohio
City of
Toledo
Lucas County
Frank J. Cheney
F. J. Cheney & Co
Hall
A.D
A. W. Gleason
Did Not Need Sympathy A Salty Exchange
A long awaited reunion leads to a grim joke about a marriage and a ship. The couple quips about a wife as a “large vessel” on marriage and a “tinder-box” ship that sank on its first voyage, leaving the husband with five dollars. The exchange turns dark as the wife is said to have gone down with the ship.
Stranger at the Gates Comment on Local Soil Richness
A Chicago News excerpt quotes a stranger praising local soil for rapid growth and a hostess noting quick delivery of lamb from the butcher, illustrating a vivid domestic scene about farming prospects and fresh supplies.
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Chicago News
Dr Williams Pink Pills touted as anaemia cure
The article touts Dr Williams Pink Pills as the only effective anaemia treatment by increasing blood supply. It cites Mrs FE M Bell of Red Deer Alberta sharing dramatic recovery after years of illness and multiple doctors, and notes the pills are sold by The Dr Williams Medicine Co. with 50 cents a box.
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Alberta
Ontario
Dr. Williams
Egotistical young preacher mocked by blunt deacon
After a country church service the self conscious young clergyman asks a deacon for feedback. The deacon recalls a past misdirection of a hunter, saying the preacher followed tracks all day in the wrong direction, hinting at his vanity.
The Pill That Leads Them All
Par melee's Vegetable Pills claim popularity by portability and ease of use. The ad asserts accurate compounding with ingredients proven to regulate digestive organs and guarantees effectiveness.
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Parmelee
Muffled Exchange Over Breakfast Order
A quick tempered patron requests muffins and coffee. The waiter relays an order to the cook as a line about a blind dish and two rubber tyres appears in the dialogue.
Cuticura Remedies Offer Sleep for Infants and Relief
Rest and relief for itching and skin irritations in infants and children are promoted by Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment. The ad claims immediate relief in eczema rashes and inflammatory conditions, aiding parent rest and suggesting a speedy cure when other remedies fail. The remedies are sold by druggists nationwide.
Minards Liniment Cures Garget in Cows
A fragment recounts a farm remedy claim for garget in cattle tied to Minards Liniment. The scene shifts to a mathematics class where a teacher experiments with a plums example, as a girl brings back fruit and a sixpence amid classroom humor.
Taft Secretary Slogan Sparks Battle Of Names
A brief, humorous note cites Taft’s new secretary as the source of the slogan But me no Butts while Kaiser is praised for taking a salary raise. The item captures contemporary banter about political figures and public figures in the press.
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Taft
New York American
Use of Alum in Baking Powder Sparks Legal Debate
State chemist F W Robinson says some baking powder firms have labeled sodium aluminum sulfate as an ingredient. He warns states may ban alum in foods, noting Michigan lacks a direct alum law but bans injurious substances. Pennsylvania ruling supports action to curb sale of alum-containing powder.
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F. W. Robinson
Ichigan
Pennsylvania
Michigan
Autograph Swap Tale From New York Luncheon
Richard y Le Gallienne recounts a luncheon in New York where a school boy asked for his autograph. The boy returned at breakfast claiming to trade yesterday's autograph plus a dollar for Jim Jeffries's autograph.
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Richard Y le Gallienne
Magaine
New York
Jim Jeffries
New York Tribune
Twain Pranks Whistler With Dry Paint Glove Joke
Whistler invited Mark Twain to view his studio and jokes unfold as Twain pretends to critique a painting. Twain threatens to alter the cloud in the artwork, prompting cautions about wet paint and a playful exchange.
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Whistler
Mark Twain
Mark
Theatre quarrel over encore acts in Boston Transcript
Uncle Hiram and Mirandy debate leaving a venue as the programme lists Act IV beside Act II and one of them exclaims I vom. The exchange captures a theatergoing moment with the confusion over acts and seating.
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Mirandy
Hiram
Boston Transcript
Fragmented dialogue on a marriage suitor and motives
A garbled exchange questions why a woman will marry her fiancé asking about wealth talent and family. The reply suggests the answer is simply that he is willing to marry her, reflecting a practical motive rather than romance.
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Neo
The Oil for the Parmer Health Tip
A bottle of Dr Thomas Eclectric Oil in the farmhouse can aid children with colds and sroup and adults with pains. It also has directions for use on sick cattle, so there should always be a bottle in the house.
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Thomas
The Persistent Suitor Presses the Lady Artist
The Sketch quotes a dialogue where an office boy reports the Lady Artist ignores repeated marriage proposals. The editor notes she remains engaged and uninterested, while the suitor persists with six letters weekly as disappointments mount.
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Liza Jane
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Mary Jane
Dr. T.a.sum Limited
Psytami
W. WN. U
Anaemia
Scotland
Crawfort
Crabshaw
Blarney Shop
Patsy O'Toole
Killarney
Tim
O’toole
Larry
Patsy
Yis
Victor A. Herman
Puck
Cuticura
Summer Boarder
Mary
Youngstown
Gillett’s
F. F. Dalley Co., Limited
Hamilton, Ont
Buffate
N.Y
Minard
Jagowerith
B. Haslett Kendall
Kendall
Kendall CO
Enosberg Falls