Codfish lays over a million eggs, professor notes
A professor remarks that Luck The codfish lays more than a million eggs. A student from a farm comments that it is fortunate she does not need to cackle over every egg.
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Newspaper
Russell Banner
Location
Russell, Manitoba, Canada
Date
Jan 16, 1913
Page
3
A professor remarks that Luck The codfish lays more than a million eggs. A student from a farm comments that it is fortunate she does not need to cackle over every egg.
In the West of England a once mute boy named Jan speaks for the first time at age seven while his father drinks cider in a hot harvest field. Jan simply says Make harder, prompting astonishment and the joke that he had nothing to say before.
A plot by Italian anarchists to poison Milan's wealth owners was uncovered as arrests spread across Europe. In Switzerland investigators detained Wanli Daiiesi, former editor of Agitation, with extradition pending. Earlier police seized three Italians in Lagano, a chemist among them, and two more in Lausanne and Lyons.
Five years into a medical struggle a patient faced with a cutting condition saw three doctors declare the case incurable. The report notes limited options and calls for further expert review to seek potential treatment avenues.
A Canadian testimonial claims Dr. Chase's Ointment cured a five year psoriasis case labeled incurable by doctors. Mrs. Nettle Massey of Consecon Ontario says after eight boxes she is completely free of symptoms and endorses the product. Sold 60c a box by Edimanson Bates & Co. Limited in Toronto.
A compact thought compares medieval knightly rivalries to a modern busy life, likening unhorsing a rival to an event that interrupts daily rhythm. The line suggests a dramatic, ceremonial clash mirrored by contemporary disruption in daily schedules.
A health notice promotes Dr. J. D. Kelloge's Asthma Remedy as a reliable relief for asthma, urging readers who have tried other treatments without success to obtain a package of this preparation at once. The piece emphasizes the remedy as uniformly successful and callable for immediate help.
A fragment notes a romantic scene where the speaker drapes an arm around a woman until the color fades from her cheek and lingers on the coat shoulder for about a week. The terse line hints at memory, mood, and the lingering stain of affection.
The article touts Dr J D Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial as the most effective summer treatment. It is described as a standard, highly concentrated medicine with sedative and curative properties and long standing popularity among thousands who attest to its qualities.
In a brief exchange a hungry tramp pleads for bread and coffee from a housewife. He explains he has not eaten for three days and says he has subsisted by licking steam from bakery windows.
The season closes as hunters head home, a brief note hinting at the undertaker's lingering sadness and a quiet end to the cycle.
It is the most popular medicinal oil for pains in the joints muscles or nerves neuralgia and rheumatism. Drugists and dealers in medicines say Dr Thomas Electric Oil is in greater demand than any other oil due to its superior healing qualities.
An elderly suburbanite boasted of winding his eight day clock at 10 30 each day for thirty five years. A jeweler guest examined the clock and joked that the host had wasted time since the clock runs eight days between winds.
Dialogue fragment shows a man and a woman debating restraint by a woman and the woman admitting a lack of courage to act. The archaic phrasing suggests a theatrical or literary excerpt with gendered power dynamics.
M Masson of Paris, once Brest mayor, led an antiwar street procession where revolutionary songs were sung. Police dispersed the crowd outside the prefecture. charges of disorderly conduct were filed against Masson and several councilors. The event paralleled a local police candidate examination where mayorial influence is alleged to intervene.
At the National Education Association meeting in London officials and experts blamed government policy for slow progress in British education. Alderman Deny of Sheffield urged stronger funding and power for reform while Doctor Clifford noted overcrowded, poorly arranged buildings. Lord Sheffield pressed grants to local authorities and public control of education as essential to progress.
A gentleman passing through town visits a school and learns that seven of Hilda's brothers have been to take her out during the term with the eldest among them, noted for dark blue eyes, expected to return tomorrow.
In a tense exchange the driver jokes about horn blowing while the victim replies that he considered the driver a presidential candidate. The remark underscores a surreal confrontation during the incident.
Advertisement asserts low mood and melancholy stem from a disordered stomach and torpid liver. It claims Parmelee's Vegetable Pills restore stomach action and provide swift relief, noting usefulness proven in thousands of cases.
A reader remarks on paying medical bills with irony and surprise, noting the social insistence on settling debt to doctors and the lingering weight of medical expenses.
Two Irish workers on a building roof argue after one misstep. Mike feebly confirms he is alive, while the other suggests the second man would never call him a Har if he were alive, implying doubt and teasing in a grim but humorous exchange.
A verse fragment notes a girl praised as a matchless maid by her parents. Her vanity grows and she ends up aging, described as forty in the shade, reflecting on conceit and time.
A conversation on a Pullman ride touches on wealth and public notoriety through a Duluth sociologist Jerome S. Mc Wade. The speaker reveals a boastful world figure with a dark reputation while contrasting youth ambitions with a desire to be a safe cracker in a brittle exchange.
A retired naval officer staying in Magnolia Massachusetts bored a circle of friends with endless colorless reminiscences. A judge advocate who knew him for years quipped to the group calling him the 13 inch bun, explaining that he was as big a bore as ever served in the navy.
A stark shift in crime and policing styles is noted as authorities pivot from pursuing lawbreakers to facing threats against officers. The piece reflects on evolving dangers in policing and public safety dynamics in New York.
In a cryptic town tale a man famed for cures stirs curiosity and rival doctors question his methods. A patient’s demand for payment sparks debate over if the mysterious practitioner truly helps or harms the ailing townsfolk.
A bookkeeper asks Dora to marry Mr Lester after work. Dora, new to the job, hesitates saying she must have six months to learn to love him, while suggesting the proprietor should propose first.
The text asserts that De tierre Indian Boot Pills were formulated nearly a century ago and praised by Dr Morse for curing kidney and liver issues. It notes repeated attempts to uncover the recipe and claims the pills work promptly and effectively for constitutional kidney and liver problems.
A pew reporter recalls filing a church bazaar story with committee women. He lingered at the city editor’s desk as press time neared. A booth’s dispute over lemonade caused an odd incident and led to his firing.
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