Humorous Whimsy From Ott Youllera Flats
The Yonkers Statesman humor column features brisk exchanges among Mrs Styles and Mr Styles about fashion and chrysanthemums. Banter touches on football photos and self made men with a playful jab at Muggs hair turning white overnight.
Sammy Monk-Oh Mother Eddie Swing Swallows Him
Chicago News reports a playful quip about Sammy Monk-Oh and a comic line where a mother exclaims Eddie's swing is overpowering him.
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Sammy Monk
Eddie
Chicago News
Eddy Proposes Call After Steamer Encounter
On a near voyage back to port a young man asks to pursue the acquaintance made on the boat and to call at the maiden’s home. She learns his name is Eddy and consents softly, signaling a budding romantic encounter amid the city lights.
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Eddy
Chicago Tribune
Filial Affection Dispute Reported in Chicago News
A Chicago News excerpt shows dialogue between a son and father with a slang exchange about visiting family. The father laments lack of time for slumming, while the son refuses to come around, reflecting a strained family dynamic.
That Boy Rogers a Wild Prankster Remembered
A speaker recalls a notorious local youth named Rogers, famed for mischief and clever tricks. The narrator reflects on Rogers turning bad, leaving town twenty years ago, and hints at his later fate and a reunion with the speaker's son. The piece preserves dialect and regional voice.
Fortune teller joke turns on marriage plans
A bantering exchange features Mr Backward-Well-er-yes and Miss Coy discussing wedding fate. Miss Coy suggests skipping the fortune teller to save for a ring, prompting playful reluctance from Mr Backward-Why-er-yes.
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Mr. Backward
Miss Coy
Conversation Reveals Shy Banter Between Miss Sharpe and Miss Jellus
In a playful exchange, Miss Sharpe recalls a compliment from a suitor, claiming he called her the nicest girl he knew. Miss Jellus confirms hearing the remark, though she finds it surprising and hard to trust.
Chiefs Dolight Crawford-Did Your Wife Have A Good Time
A wry exchange about a wife’s country visit. The narrator notes she stayed two weeks longer than the neighbor yeoman, reflecting social humor of the period.
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Crawford
Crabshaw
Fortune Teller Sells Truth With A Dollar
A Philadelphia Press excerpt shows a fortune teller charging one dollar for a reading. Mr Gull anxiously questions whether money changes fate while the scene hints at a dreamlike quest for wealth.
Tax offenders listed in Saxony city publish rule
In Cotta Saxony a public list names individuals who did not pay last year tax. Those on the list are barred from meat or drink at all city restaurants and saloons under penalty of license loss.
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Cotta
Saxony
Belgian Railways Consolidate Control in 1898
Through acquiring the Grand Central Belge and several minor private lines, Belgium's rail system was unified under a single ownership, consolidating control of the national network.
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Belgium
Grand Central Belge
No nerve to tell father about engagement rumor
In Yonkers Statesman dialogue, a child questions a father about telling his fiancé’s father. The father admits he spoke to the man but lacked nerve. The scene ends with the boy’s witty remark about his mother’s engagement news.
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Papa
Yonkers Statesman
Victoria Plans Pension Cut From Ten to Seven Shillings
An Australian correspondent reports Victoria spent £225000 on old age pensions last year. The Government proposes reducing the maximum payment from 10 to 7 shillings monthly. The colony's revenue shows a surplus of £125849 over expenditure.
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Victoria
Unsentimental Man Dreads Ocean Litter
A sentimental girl asks if the ocean is beloved and the unsentimental man agrees but wishes it were cleaner. He notes the shoreline is strewn with watermelon rinds lemon peels lunchboxes and other trash.
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Washington Star
The Safest Kind of Safe Burglar Proof Gag
A brief cartoon caption from the Philadelphia Press features a merchant boasting about a superior safe and claiming sole access to its combination. The exchange highlights a punchline on cash handling versus security.
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Philadelphia Press
When you’re at a loss for a word do you apply to wife
A writer replies that he never asks his wife for words as her vocabulary largely comes to him. The gag reflects a husband wife word play.
Cupid's Busy Days in a City Wedding Rush
Poem from the Pittaburg Chronicle Telegraph depicts Cupid as active after June, guiding lovers to license offices to obtain marriage permits. Couples across classes rush for legal passes, receive vows, and celebrate under Parson and friends, with Cupid praised for keeping the romance alive.
Markets Show Wheat Hold Tone Amid Inactive Trade
Market notes indicate wheat prices slipped slightly to 81c per bushel for the week while trade remained quiet. Strong corn and oats support prices. Argentina's crop outlook affects European demand. lake vessel delays and Buffalo blockade hinder exports. Prices in Fort William, Duluth, and Liverpool steady with exports and domestic feed demand rising.
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Manitoba
Buffalo
Fort William
Duluth
Liverpool
California
Ogilvie
Glenora
Alberta
Winnipeg
Encouraging Him in a Washington Star Exchange
Willie Washington jokes about his memory while Miss Cayenne responds with a teasing compliment in a brief Washington Star dialogue fragment. The excerpt captures playful characterization and witty backchat between the two figures.
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Willie Washington
Miss Cayenne
Washington Star
The Arms and the Man Burglary Exchange
In a humorous recount in the column the speaker notes Mrs. Jones tells of her husband owning two revolvers and a Winchester rifle for burglars who might come. The punch line reveals the burglars took those weapons the previous night.
Fleas Trade Quips On A Tramp Vacation
A Philadelphia Record brief quotes two fleas debating time off with one claiming a vacation and the other a month long tramp in a humorous exchange.
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Philadelphia Record
A Pointed Affair Excerpt From Atlanta Constitution
A new contributor asks if there is any point to their poem and the editor replies there is an exclamation point as the point. The quip appears in the Atlanta Constitution.
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Atlanta Constitution
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