Sermon on the Mount and skin care hints in old ads
The item cites Puck like quips on loss and found notices, then promotes Parmelee's Vegetable A? as a liver tonic to clear skin, and Lifebuoy Soap for bath, with assorted literary snippets and brief brand mentions. It reads as a collage of ads and wry quotes from a historical page.
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Gas First Trick Keeps Child From Spanking
A Chicago Daily News item recalls a five year old boy who, when his dentist father reached for the rod, pleaded for gas first to ease the punishment. The anecdote illustrates a humorous moment in a disciplinary scene.
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Chicago Daily News
Fortune in Misfortune Tale From a Manitoba Inn
Dr William B Lamb of Chicago recounts a misfired joke at a Manitoba inn near Hargrave The elderly landlord offers brandy claiming it is near to Branden The other aged patron reacts with reluctance to the confusing exchange in this humorous travel vignette
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Chicago News
William B. Lamb
Chicago
Shoreham
Manitoba
Washington Herald
Hargrave
Brannon
Thomas
Zam-Buk Promises Quick Skin Healing Claims
Testimonials from Nova Scotia to Manitoba praise Zam-Buk for curing pimples running sores eczema and many skin injuries. Advertised as a universal healer it is sold by druggists and mail order from the Zam-Buk Co. Toronto with a new fall milliner mention in a light closing jab.
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Mies
Cassie Petrie
Victoria Mines
Cape Breton
Nova Scotia
Zam-B
Mies A. Bourgnue
Notre Dame
Kent County
N.B
Joseph Kostyuk
Woodridge
Man
Zam-Buk
Minard's liniment cures garget in cows claim
An old sketch item notes Minard's liniment touted to cure garget in cows while a touring company scene mentions a missing reticule and jewels amid a race to catch a train. The piece also touts Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator as a longstanding effective preparation.
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Minard
Mother Graves
Describing Winston Churchill as Boer War era prisoner
An Englishman about five eight with a slight bend and small moustache is described in a Boer warrant for Winston Churchill after a Pretoria escape. He was a war correspondent captured briefly, later fighting and writing against War Office rules and pursuing notable early career moves with Hussars and in colonial campaigns.
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Pretoria
Isoner
War Office
Winston Church
4Th
Queen's Own Hussars
Cuba
Absuns
Malakand
William Lockhart
Tirah
Khartoum
21St Lancers
Too Much Piety Joke at Country Hotel
W. 8. Gilbert dines with three clergymen and is quizzed on feeling in a grave and reverend company. He replies he feels like being in a den of Daniels, a witty punchline turning the tension.
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Gilbert
Mule Dispute Echoes Time in Deep South
A brief cartoonish dispute over mule ownership features two men, with one quoting time as “Time shaa does fly” in a scene attributed to Success Magazine. The excerpt mirrors period humor and racial caricature of late 19th century press.
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Mistah Jackson
Mr. Jackson
Success Magazine
Catarrh Cure Promoted by F. J. Cheney Company
An 19th century advertisement touts Halls Catarrh Cure by F. J. Cheney Toledo Ohio as a constitutional remedy. It claims catarrh is incurable by other means and urges readers to buy the product from the Toledo address and from local druggists.
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Durase
Neal Rontanent
F. J. Cheney
Toledo
Ohio
F.J J. Cheney &O
Drucrieta
Mall
Greek meeting Greek in a case of affinity suing affinity
A senior and junior law firm member discuss a case where one affinity sues another. The remark frames a legal dispute as a clash within kinship networks. The exchange highlights the nuanced implications of overlapping interests in a civil matter.
Marine Eye Co Offers Remedies Amid Odd Slogans
Fragmented text references a Toronto based Marine Eye Co promising a remedy for eye trouble and urges readers to write for eye books. The piece shifts to a suffragette's critical remark about campaign materials and an absence of loose bricks, with mentions of Philadelphia Ledger and University of Asin Sphinx.
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Marine
Marine Eye Y Co
Toronto
Philadelphia Ledger
For Sale by Bead Merchants Card with Good Luck Bean
Classified notice offers a healing charm and bead spec from Scott and Bowne at 126 Wellington Street West Toronto. Mentions peaceful servings bank and child’s barter book with a luck bean included. Only fragmented text remains.
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Bank and
Child's Bkotch- Boos
Keck Beak
Scott & Bowne
Wellington Street
West Torents
Clever Young Man Outsmarts Train Crowd
A clever youth at a railway station claims a carriage won’t go. Passengers move, the car is uncoupled, and the youth is teased by the station master who says the porter thought him a director. The prank ends with laughter.
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Inez
Dodd's Kidney Pills Offer Gravel Relief
A Washington Star reader endorses Dodd's Kidney Pills for gravel or stone in the bladder. Calvin Snyder recalls spring 1907 back pain and excessive urination improved by the pills, claiming they are the best kidney pills he ever heard of. The ad assures cure or prevention of gravel with regular use.
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Hamelik
Dodd
Calvin Rh Snyder
Mr. Snyder
Baby's Own Tablets Proclaimed Safe for All Children
A historic ad claims Baby's Own Tablets are safe for newborns and older children with no opiate or poisonous substances. It promises government guarantees for truth and lists cures for indigestion colic constipation diarrhoea teething troubles worm destruction and cold relief. Sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 2 cents a box from The Dr Williams' Medicine Co Brockville Ont.
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Dr. Williams’ Medicine Co
Brockville
Ont
Christmas Gifts and Slow Servants Swap in Dialog
A Parisic exchange discusses Christmas wishes with a father unsure what to buy his wife amid many options including fur set and diamond ring. A running joke about a slow maid unfolds between Mrs McCall and Mrs Hiram Offen, illustrating domestic humor from the Catholic Standard and Times.
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Detroit Free Press
Before Steel Pens What Did People Do
A fragment from a juvenile discourse and scattered lines recount odd sayings. The teacher asks about pen steel history while a wise boy comments on opinions and a three year old Elwin confesses an odd accident. Other snippets mention a man’s moustache shaving and a wife changing hairpieces and appearance.
Dr Morse's Indian Root Pills in Kidney Strength claim
The ad promotes Dr Morse's Indian Root Pills as curing Rheumatism and Sciatica by purifying the blood through strengthened kidneys. It asserts the pills filter uric acid from the blood, a waste product causing joint and muscle pain, and cites over fifty years of continuous use.
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Dr. Morse
Politician Sorghum Denounces Misunderstanding
Senator Sorghum defends clear political disagreements saying they expressed opinions in unmistakable terms. Washington Star notes the clash over miscommunication and public rhetoric.
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Sorghum
Washington Star
Better Than Spanking for Bed Wetting Cures
A Windsor Ontario notice by Mrs. Bn Summers offers free home treatment for bed wetting in children with instructions. It claims a constitutional cause and requests mothers to write today without sending money. It also states the method helps adults with daytime or nighttime urinary troubles.
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Bn Summers
Box W
Windsor
Ont
Doctor Finds Freckkdy Lookalike During Telephonic Shopping
A quirky note from Harper's Bazar describes a doctor discovering a Freckkdy that looks exactly like him while shopping by telephone, highlighting a humorous resemblance in a vintage column.
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Tommy
Harper's Bazar
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