Pipe made from a gourd grows into cigar world tale
A quirky tale describes a sailor named Tommy Atling who crafts a smoking pipe from a gourd found on a sea voyage. The green gourds color nicely and resist burning, but dried gourds burn out, prompting replacements with zinc and later pressed meerschaum substitutes used in The Cigar and Tobacco World.
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Tommy Atling
England
Cold Storage Warehouses Expand Across Dominion
Cold Storage Plants Statistics from the Department of Agriculture in Ottawa show six years since the cold storage act patents. About two million dollars worth of warehouses have been built in various regions of the Dominion, with four more under contract. No aid has been given to firms building where cold storage already exists.
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Department of Agriculture
Ottawa
Dominion
The Reward of Kindness
A man returning late sees a window left open and calls out a warning. A torrent of water drenches him as a woman shrieks and jokes that staying out past nine would bring punishment. The tale underscores a cautionary, humorous incident about policing safety at home.
Fragmented plea amid election heckling in print
A reader voices support for a favored reform while shouting down opponents. The scene shows tense rhetoric and a crowding onlookers, with one speaker declaring loyalty to a candidate and others reacting loudly in a public setting.
New Baby Brings Joy as Doris Shares News
Doris excitement over a new addition to the family sparks chatter with a neighbor. She proclaims a baby brother has arrived and watches for reactions, speculating on the child’s future.
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Doris
Hove
Mother Exhorts Son Over Smoking Shame
Dialogue snippet shows a mother scolding Bobby for smoking with exaggerated concern and the boy apologetically replying he feels fine. The fragment captures a domestic moment of parental admonishment and a child's placating response.
Not Entirety Have you lived here all your Me
Not Entirety Have you lived here all your Me is a fragmentary dialogue from a Tennessee mountaineer scene. A lone speaker leans against a tall fence as a companion questions residence in a cryptic rural exchange.
Fragmented dialogue about aging and rules for longevity
A jumbled monologue discusses aging and reaching an advanced age. It mentions a barber, a tire, a small price, and stubborn persistence as keys to longevity, with a snatch of back-and-forth dialogue about rules and time. The text is garbled but centers on aging and persistence.
Theatre rehearsal request and acceptance noted
The manager of a touring company asked a Texic theatre proprietor for a 3 o'clock rehearsal tomorrow. He requested the stage staff and two etag bands to be present. The proprietor replied that the party would be there.
New Baby Reported A Hit At Your House
A lighthearted note inquires about a newborn and jokes that the arrival is a “howling success.” The playful line frames a domestic scene with a touch of humor about new parenthood.
Day of rest provokes stubborn urge to move
The speaker notes that granting a man a day of rest arouses restiveness, claiming a restless reaction when given leisure. The lines explore tensions between rest and labor, suggesting discomfort with idleness and a desire to keep active.
Hen pecks TAN ends sea trip health plan changed
In a cryptic note the speaker jokes that TAN abandoned a sea voyage for health after discovering telegraphy wonders let his wife stay in touch, implying the plan was scrapped and communications resumed. The fragment hints at personal news and a humorous take on distance and connection.
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Tan
Holloway's Corn Cure Removes Corns and Warts
The product Holloway's Corn Cure is claimed to remove corns and warts completely without leaving a scar or mark on the skin. It emphasizes painless results and quick recovery, appealing to readers seeking simple home remedies.
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Holloway
Jones and A Sitter From Blterpate Insomnia
Jones and APrown discuss insomnia as a couple. They describe alternating sleepless nights where whichever person falls asleep first keeps the other awake for the rest of the night.
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Jones
Question on auto costs for a woman in the town
A reader asks about the price range for a woman's automobile outfit. The inquiry wonders how far beyond her means the brother Bill is living, implying concern over family finances.
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Bill
Angry Diner Confrontation Over Pie Serves Tense Exchange
A diner headlined a heated exchange between a patron and waiter over pie. The customer accuses the server of being unfit to serve, while the waiter replies he is doing his best. The incident captures a moment of conflict in a casual dining setting.
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Walter
Traveller Questions Sandwich Size Delays Train
In a brisk exchange a traveler asks why the sandwiches are so small. Wait et We responds they are small on purpose to avoid missing the train, highlighting haste and practicality in travel dining.
Young man claims he knows the holds but not all the steps
A daughter recalls asking a young man who was with her surety about dancing. He replies he knows the holds but not all the steps, indicating partial knowledge of the dance.
Woman’s Work for the Feeble Minded Questioned
A wife gently rebukes her husband’s sharp question about women’s contributions to the feeble minded, replying that men marry them. The exchange highlights gender roles and social commentary.
Wit and Whimsy At Home and Street Talk
A humorous exchange features Mrs Flubdulb asking about husbands taking evening constitution and Mrs Guzzgler replying her husband stays indoors. The light dialogue highlights differing habits in domestic life with a playful tone.
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Flubdulb
Guzzgler
Modern Girl and Youth Exchange Silent Heartfelt Note
A brief exchange hints at unspoken romance with a modern twist. The girl questions why the youth did not express love openly while the youth remarks a card could not convey the right words. The banter captures a shy, contemporary moment of affection.
Canadian Pacific Railways warms staff care and public service
The Canadian Pacific Railway leads in humane treatment of dining and sleeping car staff and bold steps to ensure passenger comfort. The company owns farms to supply fresh milk bread and pastry and maintains strict sanitation medical exams and housing to keep employees healthy and ready.
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Banff
Canadian Rockies
Canadian Pacific Railway
Vancouver
Halifax
Totel
Canadian Pacific Rail
Thatublic
C.P.R
C. P. BR
C. P. RB
Dominica
Cor
P. BR
Canadian Pacific
Shield and Beaver
Vancou
Montreal
Toronto
Winnipeg
Moose Jaw
Serene
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Not a Difficult Job Photo Request by Irish Mother
A woman of Irish ancestry asked a photographer to take a home group portrait of her two children with familiar furnishings. Only one child appeared. she explained the other had died a year earlier and joked that the photographer could still capture a likeness with his description.
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Michael Daied
Painter Lavery Wins Royal Portrait Commission
Mr. John Lavery, celebrated portrait painter, is granted a Royal commission to paint the new royal portraits. Queen Alexandra and the Duchess of Argyll greatly admire his work and helped secure the commission. Lavery, a Belfast native, studied in Glasgow London and Paris and has works in major continental galleries as well as Manchester and Glasgow city collections.
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John Lavery
Queen Alexandra
Duchess of Argyll
Lavery
Belfast
Glasgow
London
Paris
Corporation Galleries
Manchester
New Glasgow
New Maid Delivers Surprising Coal Quandary
A lady found a new maid at her library door after noon. The maid announced there is no coal and the fires are going out. The mistress exclaimed she could not have known since the maid claimed there was coal.
Amateur clubs likened to bundles of sticks
The late Sir W. S. Gilbert quipped that amateur clubs resemble bundles of sticks, remarking on the zeal of those who stage charity performances while teasing the self serving indulgence of some participants.
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W. S. Gilbert
Gilbert
Boy Seeking Job Signs In Window
A boy spots a job sign in a shop window and asks about it. The proprietor wants a bright helper partly indoors and outdoors. The applicant wonders what happens when the door slams shut.
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Roy
Stolen Hams Recounted in Judge Bryan Tale
A humorously told incident recalls Judge Silas Bryan, father of William J. Bryan, losing several hams from his smoke house. He noticed the theft but spoke of it only confidentially to a neighbor who claimed to have heard of the missing meat.
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Silas Bryan
William J. Bryan
the Fudge
First humorist questioned in casual exchange
An editor and Mrs Thompson exchange pleasantries about a beautiful boy, with Mr Jones expressing surprise at a compliment and the editor hinting at a remembered humorist. The dialogue suggests uncertainty about who first authored humor, prompting light banter.
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Mrs. Thompson
Mr. Jones
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