Her Superiority Among Five Year Olds
In the Delineator story Jennie and Viola aged five argue over who has more clothes, dolls, and brothers. The exchange ends with Jennie silently conceding that Viola has the larger collection, leaving Jennie sad and unsatisfied.
Dysentery Cordial and Household Remedies Advertised
An 19th century style ad bundle touts Dysentery Cordial by Dr J D Kelloges to clear intestinal germs and restore health, plus cheap Wilson's Fly Pids claimed to beat fly control costs. Quips on money and honesty appear from a Washington Star excerpt with a six year old and a red headed man.
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Mare's Wounds Heal After Liniment Treatment
A horse owner reports his mare was badly bruised and cut by a wire fence. After applying MINARDO'S LINIMENT and increasing strength as sores improved, three weeks of treatment healed the wounds and the hair grew back not white.
Cheating The Cows With Electricity In Milk Union
A dairy farmer describes using electric lights to coax 500 cows to start milking earlier. He explains turning on lights half an hour before milking makes cows think dawn has arrived, leading to effortless milk production and a claim that electricity can unite a cooperative farming union over time.
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Hands Up Egg Raising Joke From A Six Year Old
A short anecdote about Eleanor aged six who, while sent to the chicken house for eggs, tells the hens to raise their hands by shouting All you chickens that have laid an egg raise your hands as she reaches the door. The mother overhears the humorous moment and remembers her daughter’s habit of raising her hand when she wants something.
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Zam-Buk Promises Quick Wound Relief For Country Outings
An old advertisement touts Zam-Buk as a purely herbal antiseptic lotion for cuts blisters sunburn and insect stings. It claims to soothe feet hands and baby rashes while preventing freckles and warns against substitutes. A Pr at t Kansas anecdote follows about a suitor’s wedding proposal.
Minards Liniment Cures Garget in Cows and More
A collage of quotes and jokes: Minards Liniment claimed to cure garget in cows, a noted baseball star married recently, questions about a city bath, and a farmer's exchange with his wife. The Boston Transcript and Auckland Herald are referenced with wry, humorous snippets.
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Mirandy
Boston Transcript
Paradise suburb offers $12.30 month garden city ideal
A writer praises Bournville England as a model residential community near Pittsburgh. It features 5000 residents, no saloons or slums, abundant parks and schools, and brick seven room homes with rent of 12.30 dollars monthly. The city taxes residents 6 percent on house investments and projects rising income to 5 million annually in fifty years.
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Wagner and Thirteen The mystic number follows Wagner through life
The article notes the recurring number thirteen in Richard Wagner's life. Born 1813 sum to thirteen, his name adds to thirteen, he completed Tannhauser on April 13 1860 and premiered March 13 1861. He died February 13 1883, twenty two years later.
Laying of Stone for New Church Attracts Town Dignitaries
An amiable old lady chats with a stranger about the ceremony in the country town. She identifies the duke and duchess, the mayor and mayoress, and the vicar at the event marking the foundation stone of the new church.
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London
Hotel Key Mixup Stirs Late Night Confusion
A night clerk at a hotel is approached by a man claiming to be Ferguson asking for a key to a room. The guest heads to an upper floor, then another man enters in disarray asking for the same. Ferguson later leaves via a window, leaving the key behind.
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Ferguson
Corn Cure Claims Root-Killing Power in Flesh Safe Use
A historical note states Holloway's Corn Cure kills corn roots and sheds callosity without flesh injury. A raw Irish crewman on a revenue cruiser jokes at the wheel after an eccentric pilot house session, quipping about steering speed in minutes compared to a watch.
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Holloway
Artist Reminds Workman of Busy Year’s Rubbish
An artist speaks to a diligent workman as he carries down his masterpiece. The workman quips about the rubbish he leaves and reenters each year, calling the scene marvellous but artful for a man without a eye for color.
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Workman
Minard's Liniment Claims Cures and Palpitations Mention
The Sketch reports testimonials claiming Minard's Liniment cures colds and other ailments. A narrator describes palpitations and anxieties about heart or spasmodic causes, humorously questioning the source of symptoms.
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Minard
Why They Dont Speak
Mrs Jones brags her husband was a famous long distance runner who outran a horse in a twenty mile race. Mrs Smith retorts they had a horse like that. Jones and Smith wonder why their wives don t speak.
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Wise Mothers Proclaim Mother Graves Worm Exterminator Value
Readers praise Mother Graves Worm Exterminator for dependable results. The testimonial notes its effectiveness in controlling worms and its ready availability for households.
Girl's charity show draws small audience and parental ban
A girl recalls a charity theatrical, saying they raised only £5 at the door and £5 more was donated by her father to stop further performances, noting a surprisingly small turnout.
Cuticura Shaving Soap and Ointment Benefit Skin
An advertisement extols Cuticura Soap with Cuticura Choreneat as a complete shaving and bath preparation. It claims the medicated lather provides emollient antiseptic properties and advises applying Cuticura Ointment after shaving to prevent irritation and gland inflammation.
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Ae Bacudtieres
Farmer confronts painting at gallery in barn yard study
A Buffalo Express account notes a farmer visiting an art gallery criticizes a barn yard study. He questions realism and quips about a cow with a flapping tail, provoking host commentary.
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Buffalo Express
Quick Witty Sayings From City Papers Collage
A collage of humorous quips and jokes from Chicago Newa Chicago Record-Herald Detroit Free Press and New York Times feature playful quips about marriage advice luck and human nature. The snippets showcase lead in lines and punchy observations across words.
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