Wiring to keep a clerk from being stolen in a store
A first person riff on losing a clerk to other customers. The narrator jokes about choosing 12 gauge vs 14 gauge wire while a bossy shopper and a self important man disrupt a helper. He contemplates wiring himself to the clerk to prevent theft of attention. The piece satirizes mall impatience and social posturing.
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