The Wrong Man pays court to a lost fortune
A penniless suitor narrates a comic tale of unrequited love for Miss Prichard heiress and the ruinous plan to attend the opera. A mistaken identity scene triggers a street fracas as he is accused of theft and mistaken for a criminal, exposing his folly and misfortune.
Mistaken identity lands man in station house
A narrator describes being mistaken for Cogemith and jailed after resisting detainment. He tries to send for character references, faces a harsh crowd, and learns his alias John Smith is noted in papers. A meeting with Miss Priscilla ends with regret and social embarrassment.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cogemith
Misa Priscilla
John Smith
Priscilla
Eg Smepgeesel
Jith
Stage Frights Among Historic Theatrical Greats
The piece recalls stage fright among famed actors from Garrick to Kean and Irving, noting first night nerves at the Adelphi, fear-driven rituals, and the advice to stay in the green room to avoid panic before a debut. It mentions Wigan Celeste Kean Stirling Kendal Toole and other stars.
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Garrick
Adelphi
Keeleya
Igh Murray
Celeste
Alfred Wigan
Charles Kean
Cardinal Wolsey
Stirling
Mr. Toole
Conjugal Conflicts and Domestic Skirmishes in Matrimony
A critique of married life describes how a wife can wield emotional and verbal blows to her husband. It notes cycles of quarrel and peace, the petty battles that prevent bigger eruptions, and the tactic of tears and sobs as a weapon of leverage in marital power dynamics.
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Xantippe
Milton
Pete Tor
Bit Self by Accident at Theatre Night
A man who bought a new set of teeth sat on them by mistake at Her Majesty's Opera House. He reminded friends with a quick laugh, saying he had bitten himself when the teeth caused discomfort.
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Her Majesty's
When is a Scotchman like a donkey
A brief humorous quip notes a Scotsman and a donkey both standing on banks and braes as a playful pun on traditional Scottish imagery.
Louis Riel and His Rebel Origins Revealed
A 19th century profile traces Louis Riel from Red River education in Montreal to early rebellion actions at Pembina Trail and Riviere Sale. It notes his leadership in the Red River insurrection, ties to figures like Brouse, Ritchot, Lepine, and O Donohue, and recounts the killing of Thomas Scott and its role in provoking government action.
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Louis Riel
Sayre
Laronde
Guillette
McGinnis
Thom
H. B. Co
Looia Rirl
Riel
Hudson Bay Company
Louisa Riel
Red River
Tache
Montreal
Col. Dennis
Webb
Pembina
Riviere Salle
Lepine
New York Graphic
Thomas Scott
Winnipeg
William McDougall
Northwest Territories
Scott
Ontario
Manitoba
United States
Prima Donna Coaxed by Jewelry bribe to sign deal
A defunct London manager told a tale of pressuring his prima donna at the Princess's theatre with a diamond bracelet. He argued money limits and future raises, she hesitantly signed the engagement, then he removed the bracelet and sent it back, claiming it was not what he wanted.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Priscilla
Jedediah Prichard
Pritch
Claio
Sontag
Peterith
Alice
Jana Bat
Mitch
Maycett
Misa Pritchard
Podger, Strother and Company
Cogemith
Gar
Cogamith
Stig
Peter
Londons
Rich
Cibber
Princess's
William
Iere
Elderly man and daughter attend music conservatory event
An elderly gentleman and his daughter were seen at a music conservatory function, following a note about a prior request from an older woman for a gold ring and parsnips.
Demosthenes remembered as great ancient orator
The piece recalls Demosthenes born in Attica near Athens and, though he faced early struggles with a stammer, grew into the famed orator admired by Lord Brougham. It notes his death and the impact of his swift rise, with vivid imagery of his oratorical power and influence.
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Attica
Athens
Oratory
Demosthenes
Sulumn
Bourne
Plutarch
Salvation Army
Lord Brougham
The Clown in Private Life Exposed in Private Life
A reflective essay questions the private morality of famous clowns suggesting the public image differs from everyday behavior. It contrasts stage stereotypes with anecdotes about personal life, noting some clowns are generous in other arts while others profit, privately, beyond their public personas.
Guard Considers Resigning Over Faults at Station
A railway train guard contemplates quitting his post after a station master repeatedly criticizes his work. He has bought goggles to see in smoke and works with care to locate all passengers in smoking cars and collect tickets. He was last seen consulting a fire department member on avoiding smoke suffocation.
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Fire Department
Cat Forecast Warns of Massive Feline Overrun
A quirky newspaper note predicts in sixty one years and twenty six days a future with one hundred cats per current home. It jokes that homes will gain a back shelf the size of a warehouse roof and descendants may need new rapid firing bootjacks.
Carrier Pigeons in Time of War Across France
The French government plans a central pigeon service in Paris with provincial follow ups under trained officers. Pigeon stations, staffed by engineers and soldiers, will track each bird’s performance in a ledger as carriers aid military telegraphy. German and French experts estimate speeds near thirty miles per hour, suggesting a potential model for our war ministry.
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Paris
BOW
Strasbourg
Metz
Thorn
Do Women Propose That Is The Question Of Courtship
A reader discusses proposals in relationships noting that women often initiate courtship. The piece argues women influence romantic moves during moonlit walks and intimate moments and that the man speaks but the woman makes the proposal in practice.
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Heaven
Public row over police action in Piccadilly incident
A night scene in Piccadilly ends with a policeman grappling a drunken woman and detaining a bystander who protests. Alecia Cockburn, returning from the House of Commons, confronts the officer and is arrested as an afterthought, revealing tension between law and public scrutiny.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Sergeant Ballantine
Piccadilly
Reace
Reace Alecia Cockburn, the Attorney Who Was Returning From the House of Commons
Remarkable Tartars Swordmanship and balance tale
A historical anecdote describes Tartars using fine silvered swords beaten on an onyx anvil in Mogul times. Robo the cousin of the Great Mogul survives beheadings by perfect balance, prompting the ruler to nickname him for keeping his head in place. Robo later serves as empire cashier.
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Taztchintzy
Holy Place
Robo
Bat
A True Christian and a Sunday Hat Incident
A visiting minister in a suburban church observes true Christian restraint after a fashionably dressed woman sits on his hat. The minister smiles and quotes a biblical line while the moment exposes social tension and humor in worship.
Vegetable nitrogen needs in nursery crops and seeds
The text explains two classes of vegetables by leaves or stems versus seeds or pods. Leafy crops like lettuce and spinach demand abundant nitrogen while seed crops such as beans need less manure. It notes mineral manures outperform stable manure and stresses rotted manure for leafy vegetables.
Advice on Acid-Absorbers for Fattening Stock and Hogs
The article notes cattle, sheep, hogs, and poultry need acid absorbing material every few days to maintain flesh. It recommends common charcoal as best, with fire coal ashes and rotted wood as alternatives. Farmers should provide these materials, placing suitable stock accessible items like rotten pine for hogs.
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Sefton
Night Policeman Departing as Burglaries Rise
A poetic account follows a night constable named Robert who patrols a tavern beat. He arrests no one, endures jeers from a larrikin, and learns from the inspector that his force is ending. He sheds his uniform and tools as burglaries increase.
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Robert
Answers to correspondents in Australian humorous column
Readers send questions and quips on love, society, and life. The column parries with wry remarks and mock caution, naming figures like Builtex and Isaac Newton while skirting romance, patriotism, and common follies with a playful, early 20th century voice.
Comic snippets and gags from a late 19th century page
A jumble of light quips, wordplay, and humorous anecdotes. The piece mixes puns about words and letters, a Turkish admiral annoyed by ship noise, party fainting, a German restaurant scene, and a string of jokes about poets, wasps, actors, theft, betting, and marriage misadventures. It also includes a satire on tobacco, a boarding school census joke, and an epitaph about a stingy man.
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Nein
Baron von Schinkelberg
Fat Man
Ic Ia
Sacramento
Don Fistt
Africa
Rague Cere
All the Tots
Rtages
Jemmy Wyitt
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