Printing Offer Promises Fast, Moderate Prices, Large Ads
An advertisement describes General Printing in first class style with quick despatch at the newspaper office. It touts re special inducements for large advertisements and low quotations for all, aiming to attract customers with efficiency and value.
The Squire of Cocklebourne and the Stranger on the Cliff
A curate Mr Drake B A arrives in Cocklebourne to wed among six spinster admirers. A black bearded stranger rents the coastal cottage. Drake pursues the stranger’s visitor while the sisters hide compromising letters. The cliff scene ends with Drake’s fate unclear and the stranger’s mercy.
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Gocklebourne
Mr. Drake
B.A
Tramp
Sey Lates
Indies
Cocklebourne
Ainner
Theatrical Manager Describes Aspiring Players’ Paths
A veteran manager recounts the harsh grind behind stage hopes. He details common hopefuls from ambitious young women to eager elocutionists and indebted men who seek theater as a last resort, revealing recruit tactics and personal costs.
Lost note yields moral tale of counterfeit fallout
A NSW philanthropist spots a £20 note, thinks to return it, and the owner disappears. The next day a public advert offers £10 reward for the balance. the helper sends £10 to the address. The note is later revealed counterfeit when the bank rejects it, and the man faces embarrassment.
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New South Wales
Droll Telegrams and Telegraph Office Jokes
A reminiscence on telegraph operators and humorous, misdirected or earnest messages. The piece notes how many peculiar callers and odd communications reveal human nature, from dying notices to love messages, and ends with a playful excerpt about a delicate hint kept in the office.
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Cner
Joan Bun
Mary Baird
Liverpool
Painter Becomes Stage Prospect Then Manager Rejects
A fall story of a wandering painter who seeks stage work in the metropolis. He is told to paint instead and a timid woman seeks stardom, while a savvy manager exploits hopefuls. Miscellaneous telegraph and public notices provide comic background to city life.
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Womman
Spartacus
Marc Antony
True
Lange
Metropolis
Bee
Cet
Hyer
Actin
Wolseley
Family chairs fail under weighty truth
A father notes thin rocking chairs break often and learns his daughters blame weather and glue. He items each chair with a weight plate and gives daughters name inscribed lockets, warning any future chair breaks imply their suitors cannot do simple subtraction or intend damage.
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Charl
Smith
An Old Distich Weather Rhyme Noted
A historic verse from northern traditions links wind directions to forthcoming weather. South predicts warmth and growth, west brings milk and fish, north signals storms, east promises fruit. North east is feared and urged to flee.
Sailor Declines Message to Her as Operator Offers Help
A sailor refuses to dictate a note to a girl, claiming he will write it himself. He requests a blank form from the operator but balks at revealing his message, muttering that he is no fool before walking away.
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Hans
Irshman
Otro
John
Wretched street poet sings of beer and death in Western district
A derelict appears in the Western district, exuding poverty and half-hidden misery. A drunken refrain from a nearby man recounts inquest remarks about a body found in a drain. The verse lauds colonial beer before the doomed drunk dies in a gutter, buried as a pauper.
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Cpskernia Tecinak
The Last Cigar and The Last Rose of Summer
A fragmentary verse piece laments a final Havana cigar and a fading summer rose. The speaker prepares to bite the last stem, light it, and scatter ashes as the soul joins its mate, reflecting on fleeting pleasure and a departed beloved.
Iolanthe On Trial In A Pent Home Threshold
After church last Sunday a red woman with a large carving knife confronts a couple. A sheet of paper sparks questions about a mysterious woman named Iolanthe. The exchange reveals speculation on race results and a racehorse pedigree within a domestic scene.
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Iolanthe
Not Fortunate in a Tasteful Room Exchange
In a clipped dialogue, Geraldine Montmorenci comments on the room’s decoration to Adolphus de Daudely. He dismisses it, signaling a shift to something more personal. Geraldine responds with modest self awareness about her own fortune.
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Geraldine Montmorenci
Adolphus de
Street Gallery Painters Earn Small Wages In Bad Weather
The piece notes misgivings about profits for street artists who depend on passerby copper and friendly workers. In good weather they earn five to ten shillings daily, mainly from workers in busy localities, while bad weather forces them to sell on cards. Prices hinge on size rather than subject, with a 3 ft by 1 ft piece costing about two shillings and sixpence.
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Papa
Mamma
Walt
Gil
Bastow
Canning Seabate
Fragments of Humorous Tales and Wit from a 19th Century Page
A collage of quips and vignettes covers marriage foibles, clever tradespeople, and odd curiosities. An Irish fisherman and a landlady hash joke, a two tailed mouse, a college exam jab, and a piano scene with a ninety two year old learner spark quick humor.
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Ebourne
D. Trump
Banda
Drake
Eles Sega
Gatanon
Generro
Red Bridge
Fellows
Jim
Dmin
Pavement Artists
Vilas
Bae
Alanié
Tomer
Lord Byron
Shoman
Laly
Melbourne
Sydney
Sandhurst