Derby Day Gambler Clerk Accuses Forgery Plot
A clerk recounts a Derby day gamble that led to a forged note scam. Accused by a chief partner of misappropriating two fifty pound notes, he is exonerated after a private investigator proves Goodman forged a letter and identity. The tale ends with the clerk's reinstatement and Goodman’s eventual conviction.
Police Vacancies Announced With Tests of Truth
Several vacancies in the city police force will be filled soon. Candidates may obtain application forms as usual. None need apply unless they can tell a lie without blushing and can carry all private stories of their fellow officers to sergeants.
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Echoes from Swanston Street and Ironies of War
Fragmented Melbourne verse and chatter mix social satire with war mood. A salaam to martial pride sits beside a sarcastic antiwar song about soldiers in Sudan and a chaotic, nostalgic street meeting. The piece blends references to local figures, journalism, and comic outlooks.
A Novel Advertising Idea From The Editor’s Office
A newspaper office experiments with a new advertising method by stringing up old Zit-Bits with holes bored in corners and string attached. The plan arises from a casual discussion about leveraging the current advertising boom and the editor’s reluctant yet supportive nod.
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Editing a Funny Column in a Newspaper
A writer recalls pitching a witty Zit-Bits column and facing editor critique. He recalls praise and growing vanity after sending an initial column, then continues displaying ambitious attempts at humor and the chaotic, humorous process.
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Mark Twain
Fuletin
Deserters Rumored in Sydney Contingent Amid Rough Jokes
Fragmented column recounts sharp wit, Irish stereotypes, and a prank involving a battery powered machine causing chaos in Queen Street. The narrator imitates editorials on war weariness and social manners amid humorous misadventures and a failed advertisement scheme.
Inquisitive Judge Probed Elder Witness At Court
An elderly witness scolds the court for its probing tone and declares she will stand down, calling the judge one of the most inquisitive old gentlemen she has ever seen.
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Not the Soup. Militia officer tastes dishwater broth
An officer of a small militia conducts surprise barracks visits. He asks for a soup, samples the boiler with a spoon, and spits it out declaring it tastes of water from dishwashing. A soldier explains they planned to discard the water.
Ippety Kippety Baby Poem Carols Quiet Night
A tender illustrated verse expresses a caregiver’s devotion to baby. The speaker describes watching over the sleeping child, knitting and reading, while gentle playful sounds utter a loving, dreamlike rhythm. The lyric imagines a future of happiness and a shared song of love.
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Dean
The Bashful Young Man At The Evening Party
A bashful guest at a party mismanages plates and wine during dinner. He spills soup and goose, drinks from a flower vase, knocks over a six foot train, inks a tablecloth, and disrupts a drawing room scene before fleeing the house.
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Eles
The Sugar Question At The Melbourne Store
A well known grocer fathers a son while a Melbourne shopper asks for sugar by weight. John touts blue ribbon quality and the customer buys a shilling’s worth, getting half a pound more than the advertised amount amid a humorous exchange. The shopper remains unaware of the extra quantity until the article is seen. Continuous chatter hints at market curiosity and a lighthearted miscalculation.
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Fragmented Society Snippets And Humorous Vignettes
A garbled page features satirical jests on publishing, photography, theater, and private misfortunes. It mentions a proposed book "half-an-how insects" and a jokey insurance dispute over mutton. Readers encounter cartoonish dialogue, local notices, and clipped quips on social foibles.
Absent-Minded Wife Delights Readers in Australia
A humorous note from Australia tells of a wife who stuck a corn pinster on a letter with the stamp beside it. The letter arrived marked dead, but the corn remained alive, delivering a playful image of absent-mindedness.
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Australia
The Grand Old Man A Cryptic Political Verse
A fragmented excerpt of a poem laments a political figure nicknamed the Grand Old Man. The verses mock his plans and confuse the public with foggy rhetoric, hinting at a broader rhetorical critique of leadership.
Parlour talk on Bourke Street and bush recollections
The passage recalls a Bilabong Lundowner and a town pilot nearing Bourke street as a discussion about bush memory and a law requiring lamps. The speaker contrasts burning lights in response to authorities with a claim of setting off the liver burn.
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