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Newspaper

Pas Herald

Location

The Pas, Manitoba, Canada

Date

Nov 27, 1913

Page

16

What Is Thunder A Simple Explanation For All

A concise explanation of thunder using everyday experiments and basic science. It compares thunder to gas expansion from a gun and a bursting paper bag, then links lightning as the source of the heat and rapid air expansion. The text also discusses electricity in the atmosphere, rain droplets, and how charged droplets release energy to produce thunder.

Woman Demands Sunproof Plant in Florist Shop

A fashionable woman visits a florist and selects a glossy plant in a Japanese pot. She insists it will thrive in sun or shade, questions if shade hurts, purchases the plant, and exits with a sharp, dramatic exit that rattles the shop.

Efficiency expert chides whistling chauffeur over waste

The efficiency expert upbraids his cheerful chauffeur for whistling at work and jokes that fortunes come from waste by products. He adds to whistle only in the tires to save fuel and pump costs.

James

A Safe Pill for Sufferers From Vegetable Pills

A described medicine claims to ease extreme purgation with mild vegetable ingredients. It stresses absence of mineral purgatives and promises soothing, beneficial effects, with thousands attesting to health gains from timely use.

Silent Stock Decline Conversation Recaptured

Mrs Brown notes husband lost much money on stock declines. Mrs Jones expresses sympathy and recalls how selling out could have mitigated losses as the market drops.

Question of love and honesty in a domestic exchange

A couple discusses truthfulness and affection, with one partner asking if love would have existed without the other. The dialogue centers on emotional honesty and hypothetical scenarios within a intimate relationship.

Marriage References Sought From Fathers-in-Law

A query from a groom seeking references from former fathers-in-law, Jake-Ah-er-laa-kin and Mr Burg-Wall, as part of verifying marriage arrangements. The unusual request hints at social customs or family approval in the community.

Jake Burg Burg—Wall Feler

New Department Head Praised for Daily Bargain Sale

A department’s new manager is hailed as a wonder by the head, with a daily bargain sale drawing nearly every woman to purchase accident policies before the rush.

Lord Haiuane’s tips on speeding British divorce litigation cost

The item suggests Lord Haiuane could offer guidance on faster cheaper divorce proceedings under British methods, aiming to relieve the lingering delays and high costs of the current system.

Haiuane

Absence Excuse Letter for John Follows School Policy

A mother asks a teacher to excuse John’s absence from yesterday, noting he fell in the mud. The request emphasizes compliance with standard school procedure to support the student.

Johnny John

Free Mason Help for Underhouse Foundation

Hiram laments lacking funds to hire a worker for a home foundation while Samantha suggests asking a free mason to do the job, implying assistance from benevolent or fraternal sources rather than paid labor.

Hiram Samantha

Nurse Endorsement for Chase Kidney Liver Pills

A Toronto nurse Mrs Duffy 35 Lewis Street testifies after years of use that Dr Chase's Kidney Liver Pills are prompt and effective for kidney liver and stomach disorders. She states she would not recommend without full confidence and notes the pills cost 25 cents a dose or per box, sold by Edmanson Bates Co Limited in Toronto.

Dr. Chase Duffy Lewis Street Toronto Edmanson, Bates &Co., Limited

Wind-Broken Horse Draws Curious Buyer

A horse owner trotted a wind-broken horse for inspection. The owner praised the coat while the buyer noted the animal panting and dryly quipped that he liked the coat but disliked the pants.

General Frederick D Grant Boots Sold For A Dollar

The general chastely instructs his servant James to repair his mess boots, and later he learns the boots were sold at public auction for a dollar despite a contractor’s offer to buy them earlier, highlighting wartime supply and pay delays.

Frederick D. Grant James

Law of Compensation Leaves and Neighbors

A brief humorous note describes leaves falling from a neighbor's tree and the speaker's response about using leaves from their own side. The exchange highlights a playful dispute over tree debris and shared space between neighbors.

Breton farmer crucifies man after chicken fight

In Rennes a man named Crespel and his two sons tied and crucified Cade for striking a neighbor’s chicken. Cade was left hanging for three hours with a chicken tied under his nose and an insult placard. The mayor and gendarmes intervened, Cade survived, Crespel and kin are jailed.

Rennes Crespel Cade

Two Missouri Brothers Win Land Suit Then Fee Gaffe

Two close fisted Missouri brothers sued a neighbor for 375 dollars over a land deal. They hired the best lawyer in their county seat who won the case. Afterward the elder entered while the younger waited outside. The lawyer offered a settlement of 300 dollars, remarking he knew their father and grandfather. The outside brother was stunned and exclaimed he was glad the lawyer did not know grandpa as well.

Missouri Weill George Grandpa

Little Breeches Joke Tangles Bret Harte and Hay

A witty exchange recounts Bret Harte being praised for Little Breeches, with Colonel John Hay revealed as the real author. A gleeful admirer claims Harte’s dialogue is unmatched, but Harte quips that she attributed the verse to the wrong man.

Bret Harte John Hay Mr. Harte

Sunday School Tale Turns To Miracle Joke

A Sunday School scene features a teacher and Willie joking about miracles. The teacher asks for another miracle while Willie quips that his uncle is a miracle because all he does is oafa and fishes.

Willie

Nervous Children and St Vitus Dance Cure Promised

An article explains St Vitus dance as a common childhood nervous disorder and links early symptoms to general health. It touts Dr Williams Pink Pills as a cure, citing Mrs Hiram Barnhart of Scotia Junction Ontario whose daughter Mabel recovered after using five boxes and continuing treatment, with the maker selling at 60 cents a box or 2.50 for six.

St. Vitus Dr. Williams

Shaky river boat recalls past drownings last Thursday

A tourist warned the rickety craft as the boatman recalled three men drowned from the vessel the previous Thursday and were recovered at the next high tide the day after. The tourist was on his way to the railroad station and home.

Las River Cap’n

Nes on a Sheep's Back A Starling Nest Tale

A Buckland Bower report from Lideford cites a Cardiff visitor about a starling nest in a sheep’s wool at Gournwood farm owned by Mr. Cox. During shearing a shearer cut one starling in half. the nest held two other fledglings and was built from moss and twigs after the sheep had grazed three fields nearby for weeks.

Buckland Bower Lideford Cardiff Gournwood Farm Cox Starling

Rockefeller story of his father told in brief humor

John D. Rockefeller Jr recounts a tale about his father telling stories. In one episode a man drunk too freely fell into a watering trough and told the officer who helped him out that he could not save himself but could save women and children.

John D. Rockefeller, Jr Offzer Ken

Hope for Him He Don t You Think You Could Learn to Love Me

She questions affection and the other responds uncertainly. The dialogue reveals hesitation and a past memory about learning to prepare olives years ago. The exchange hints at evolving feelings and unease in a fragile relationship.

Quote about a smart man making mistakes at others’ expense

A concise aphorism notes that a clever person errs only to benefit the other party, implying strategic missteps are used to hurt rivals or rivals’ interests rather than self gain. The remark frames intelligence as a tool that backfires when aimed at opponents.

Cuticura Boston

Murine Eye Remedy and Salve Adverse Eye Care

Offers Marine Eye Remedy for red watery eyes and granulated lids with soothing relief. Drugstore pricing 25c and 50c for Marine Liquid and Murine Salve in aseptic tubes, with free Eye Books by mail from Murine Eye Remedy Co Chicago.

Murine Eye Remedy Co Chicago

Young Giles Seeks London Police Post in Humorous Tale

A cocky recruit journeys to London to pass the medical exam for the Metropolitan Police. After a satisfactory pass, a senior official tests his general knowledge with a London Edinburgh mileage question. Nervous, the man blurts out he’s done with the job if challenged further.

Giles Metropolitan Police Force London Edinburgh

Pitman’s Barrow Prank On Sunday Street

A comic exchange shows two Pitmans with a wheelbarrow on a Sunday street. One jokes about losing a cog, the other says he bought the barrow for company to avoid looking foolish alone.

Pitman Pal Halo Laad

Mill’s Worm Powders Reshape Infant Health

Slogan promising Mill’s Worm Powders banish worms and restore sleep for infants. Claims the formula will not harm even the most delicate babies and will restore health after worm infestation, ensuring peaceful rest and proper growth.

A Hard One Father Query on Moral Company

A boy and his father debate a proverb about a person’s character by the company kept. The son asks if a good man remains good when with bad company and if a bad man becomes good by friendship with a good man. The exchange frames a moral quandary about influence and virtue.

Arriving College Sultor All Evening I Have Waited

Damsel in despair asks if the farewell was not goodbye and waits for an explanation that lingers beyond night.

Drill Sergeant Commands Fire at Will in Training

A drill sergeant drilled recruits in rifle use then distributed blank cartridges. Recruits loaded and stood ready as the sergeant ordered fire at will. Private See hesitated, asking what will to fire, puzzled by the command.

See

Father and Suitor Debate Dowry in Quiet Portrait

A stern father questions a young man's ability to support his daughter in the manner she is accustomed to. The suitor, brisk, concedes capability yet expresses reluctance, underscoring social expectations and pride in a restrained family scene.

Husband Forms Pennant Obsession Frays Mrs Torkins

Mrs. Torkins laments her husband Charley's growing selfishness as his obsession with the baseball pennant causes him to ignore family events and her chances to win prizes at social gatherings like a card party.

Fashion tips on stripes and plaids for dress goods

Some women learn that stripes make outfits appear taller while plaids have the opposite effect, using this knowledge to guide their dress fabric purchases. The remark underscores practical shopping strategies among shoppers observing how patterns influence perceived body proportions.

Minard’s Simmer In Car Sparks School Talk

In a crowded car two girls discuss Liza leaving for normal school to become a teacher. One quips she plans to spiritualize in mathematics, a witty remark that amused nearby passengers as their chat carried through the car.

Liza

Summer Produce Conundrum Stuns Local Shopper

A light summer item story unfolds as a shopper wrestles with a playful dilemma about carrying a warm weather find home, aided by a curious companion who insists on a careful approach. The scene mixes breezy tones with a hint of comic tension.

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