A Grim Plumbing Visit Ends With Haste and Delays
A householder confronts a grimy plumber in a tense scene as pipes leak and a chandelier sprays water while a mysterious tradesman claims years of service. The moment hints at a domestic mishap amid a menacing, old time atmosphere.
Apple Fight Follows Black Eye at School
In the street a boy explains to a kindly woman how he got the black eye from a classroom scuffle with Sammy Jones over an apple. He says the teacher was involved, asking which glutton got the fruit.
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Candle Bringers At Evensong Ordered In Brompton Church
In Old Brompton Chatham England the Holy Trinity church faces gas cuts. The vicar proposes worshippers bring their own candles to evensong to continue services.
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Old Brompton
Chatham
England
Dirty Scones and the Oxford Room Dispute
An anecdote recalls Dirty Scones, a famed Oxford figure, famed for cleanliness in a tale where Bolus confronts him about a slovenly room. Bolus condemns the mess, noting only the towel remains clean in the chaotic scene.
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Bolus
Submarine gold mine found off Fox Mountain near Columbia
Captain Heater of the Victoria B C and crew claim a submarine gold mine off Fox Mountain between Kyuquot and Cape Cook after a bar of quartz is hauled aboard. They describe nets yielding starfish and glistening stones they believe prove the discovery.
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Victoria
B. C
Echooney
Jessie
Heater
Fox Mountain
Ear Columbia
Betw Kyuquota
Cape Cook
A Real Good Time In A School Anecdote
A school based vignette notes varied recreations and mishaps. A boy injured his finger while writing, Mr S- breaks his leg, a picnic ends in rain, many children suffer mumps, Mr H- breaks a rib but can work, and a digger whips boys for sand throwing. The piece closes with a sentiment of happiness.
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Ernec
California’s Magic Air Inspires Fortyniner Tales
A glowing portrait of the California climate noted by a Forty-Niner adventurer. A San Francisco curiosity delights crowds: a black pony, owned by a constable, spends days saddled before the office, polishing hoofs and delivering coins to a bootblack, then returning to duty.
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San Francisco
Warranted to Draw Telegraph Scam in Suburban Office
A woman in a suburban telegraph office tries to send telegraphs to her husband abroad asking for money. After balking at the first brief request she submits a second message claiming she is out of food and fuel and urgently needs five pounds, offering to pawn the carpet if necessary. The clerk notes the word count and the implied urgency.
Dorset Doctor and a Pig-Bacon Jest at Dinner
A Dorset dinner tale features a boastful doctor who claims army fitness while a squire jokes his kills over his own trade. The schoolmaster asks the boy to send the pig’s bacon. the boy claims his father has killed the pig, and adds the pig’s condition has improved.
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Noisy Utterances Over Ten Dollar Bill At Store
An uptown scene includes a plea about a woman who drained the drawer of change. The speaker complains about not informing her that a ten dollar bill could not be broken and notes the woman’s regular purchases such as eleven one cent stamps in a week.
Lumbago Cure Promises Quick Relief and Longevity
A testimonial from Cornwall describes severe lumbago and repeated back aches, claiming Nerviline stopped attacks within a day. The writer credits Nerviline with curing tendencies and promoting overall health, recommending 50c family size or 25c trial bottles from stores or The Catahozone Co. in Buffalo, N.Y.
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Cornwall
Cata Hozone Co
Buffalo
N.Y
Learned German professor misreads wedding anniversary bouquet
A German professor notices his wife placing a large bouquet on his desk and asks what it means. She explains it marks their anniversary. he replies politely that he will reciprocate when hers comes round.
Well Drugged Prisoner Exposed at Police Station
A doctor visiting a police station found a prisoner unconscious and muddy in a cell. He declared the condition not from drink but due to being drugged. A dismayed officer admitted someone had drugged the man for about a hundred yards.
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Ugle
Neighbors Scrubbs Boost Style Amid Uncertain Meals
Mr Comfy questions the Scrubbs display of style while Mrs Comfy notes that higher style invites dinners. The exchange hints at economic strain behind social appearances and hospitality.
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Mr. Comfy
Scrubbs
Mrs. Comfy
Visiting Committee Slum Calls Provokes Demeanor
Mrs. Flitterby questions the visiting routine of social workers society members. Mrs. Hunter-Fadde replies she is willing to make the sacrifice for a good cause and sends her maid with her cards on visiting days.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Praised by Ontario Woman
A Thessalon Ontario resident, Mrs Annie Cameron, extols Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for restoring strength and health during female ailments. The ad-like message highlights the remedy's roots and herbs, its long history, and promises confidential, woman-to-woman advice from Lynn Massachusetts makers.
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Crowning an African King
The text describes a tribal coronation where the king is chosen by elders for wisdom and strength. The process includes a hostile rite, then formal investiture with a silk hat, feasting, and public homage before the new ruler assumes duties.
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Wilson
Inducement Note on Church Etiquette and Dinner Talks
An odd exchange about discreetly handling a collection plate and the congregation reaction is followed by preparations for hosting Jobbens at dinner. The husband mentions owing Jobbens a grudge while the wife admonishes about hearing and cooking duties.
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Sidesmean
Minard's Liniment Endorsed by Hotel Proprietor
A letter from Alfred Rochav, proprietor of Roon Pond Hotel and Livery Stables, lauds Minard's Liniment as the best medicine for both his family and his stables after years of use. The note reflects strong consumer trust and business endorsement.
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Alfred Rochav
Roon Pond Hotel and Livery Stables
Goose Postponed Dinner Prank Confounds Captain
A Royal Navy captain received a goose from a friend and told his steward to postpone its cooking when guests canceled. At dinner the dish revealed hashed goose and the steward explained the Maltese cook had already followed orders, delaying the meal inadvertently.
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Cook
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Percy Proposes By Feigned Rescue At Waterside
Percy haunts a beautiful heiress Miss Teresa hoping to win her hand by bravado. He plans a staged drowning rescue along the riverfront to prove his mettle and secure a proposal, confessing he cannot swim but will pretend to save her with a whistle.
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Teresa
Doctor of few words meets stubborn patient in terse encounter
A decisive but brusque doctor, famed for minimal talk, treats a swollen scarred hand with quick questions and Poultice. The exchange ends with the patient leaving, then returning, and the doctor bluntly notes improvement and charges no fee.
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Finn
Surprised the Doctor Examined Two Patients
A doctor sees two patients with lumbago and an ear issue. In the waiting room the doctor calls Mr Blank, orders a coat removal, and conducts a back thump exam. The patient asks about the ear, and a mix up over which ear leads to a puzzled ending.
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Mr. Blank
Youth Boots Customer With Plan Backfires
A fourteen year old shop assistant at a boot shop let a stranger take a pair of boots for $5 when the man offered $3 now and $2 later. The proprietor severely reprimanded the youth for the arrangement, but the quick wit predicted the man would return, claiming he would buy the second boot later.
Crafty Old Gent and the Nervous Towser
A conversation unfolds between an old man and a boy about a neighbor dog. The dog Towser is said to be suffering from nerves, prompting a suggestion that a family member stop playing the planner.
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Towser
Sis
King of Sweden Raises Prize Dogs on His Farm
Observed Rivers notes rumors that the Swedish monarch breeds prize dogs on his farm. The writer imagines use in driving his Stockholm, then notes a renewed clatter of typewriters.
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Sweden
Brooks
Stockholm
Moneylender and Borrower Exchange Complicated Terms
A moneylender offers a loan with a five percent monthly rate. The borrower calculates for a one year term yielding forty pounds. The exchange suggests repeating the calculation for a two year term would alter the payoff.
Holloway's Corn Cure Offered For Corn Removal
Advertisers claim Holloway's Corn Cure eliminates corns without pain. The copy urges readers to keep the product on hand to relieve discomfort and remove corns promptly.
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Holloway
Georgia Woman Returns to Mammy After Modern Kitchen Aid
A Georgia woman moves to Philadelphia and cannot forget her long time servant Mammy. Mammy arrives as the mistress departs, sharing knowledge of the gas stove and its operations. The tale ends with a mother asking Reggie to give his bunny to a fatherless boy, prompting a bittersweet exchange about needs.
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Mammy
Reggie
Rabbit
Tobgka
Ruth a bride to be and a patient bridesmaid tale
The bride elect is named Ruth and her sister Patience serves as bridesmaid. During the ceremony the anxious groom refuses most questions and declares he will not wait if Ruth cannot be his wife. He asserts he has courted Ruth for about five years and will have nobody else. Patience has her own sweetheart.
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Ruth
Patience
Strength for Weak Stomach and a Confederate Cash Lesson
The article discusses indigestion caused by poor blood and a weak stomach, claiming Dr Williams Pink Pills rebuild red blood to cure stubborn cases. A reader testimonial from Miss Minnie Greene praises the pills, while a separate anecdote recalls a Confederate bill rejected by a cashier after a costly luncheon.
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Minnie Greene
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Ont
Dr. Williams
Acie
Stinger Says He’s A Bill Collector Observing Crowds
A street scene features a speaker known as the stinger who notes his knack for locating people. He explains his business as a bill collector while watching the crowd unfold around him.
Prisoner for Life Wedding Quip
A bride hugs the groom and declares him her prisoner for life. He teases that it is not imprisonment for life but a capital punishment in playful banter.
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