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Newspaper

Pas Herald

Location

The Pas, Manitoba, Canada

Date

Jan 22, 1914

Page

8

Pleasing the Kiddies Promises and Skating Worries

A brief wry exchange about keeping a child from skating to avoid a dentist visit. The speaker notes agreeing to take Georgie to a matinee if he stays off the ice, while reflecting on a prior promise to another boy. The tone blends parental humor with a light moral hope.

Georgie

Interested Visitors in a City Home

A narrator notes loneliness seeking social visits in the city. They contrast city dwellers with villagers and recount buying furniture from about a dozen instalment houses, while remarking on the prevalence of callers.

Weill

Champion Pessimist Predicts Fashions to Sour

The speaker, described as a champion pessimist, predicts that women will wear uglier hats next season than they are wearing now. The remark reflects a voice of humor and critique on fashion trends.

Obituary Editor Hotline Message Sparks Confusion

A clipped handwritten note asks for the obituary editor and office boy in a comical exchange. The text hints at a mix up or joke about life and death, with no clear event or location.

Urgent man snags three umbrellas in hour

Frantic man curses his luck, recounting a failed umbrella hunt. He notes finding three umbrellas in the hour after his misfortune, contrasting bad luck with a streak of chance. The scene captures a brief moment of urban irony and impulsive desire.

Wood Use by 38 Industries Estimated in Ontario Bulletin

The Forestry Branch of Ottawa reports 807,456,000 feet board measure of wood used by 38 industries for finished products from spools to ships. Total rough value is $19,161,884 with 34 wood types led by pine at 21.7 percent. White pine declines while spruce rises, six native species bought provincially, over $5 million from imports, bulletin includes 43 tables and species notes plus waste utilization ideas and a manufacturers directory.

Forestry Branch Ottawa

Refusal Tactics Evade Men Guarded by Office Boys

A speaker cites a woman who refuses suitors without offense by directing them to her father. The father remains guarded by four office boys who prevent suitors from reaching him, leaving the refusals to distance and decorum rather than direct rejection.

New Boarder Praised For Grand Intellect by Miss Higgins

A remark notes the new boarder is perfectly crazy to meet and Miss Higgins calls him having a grand intellect, signaling curiosity and admiration.

Higgins

The Daughter’s Courtship Far From Dukes And Fame

In a witty exchange Mrs Richly asks if her daughter will wed a duke she dismisses the idea as too common. The young woman prefers a match with the man who provides singing for all the leading picture shows.

Uncle’s Thumb Locked in Door Sparks Quiet Laughs

A family moment unfolded when an uncle pinched his thumb in a door and spoke sharp remarks. The incident happened about an hour ago, and the house finally settled as he left, leaving the others amused yet restrained.

Two of a Kind in a Small-Town Engagement

In the local pageant of romance, Ethel ends her engagement with Jack saying she grew tired of him. Jack then becomes engaged to Sally, while JT wonders why Ethel accepted him, suggesting she also grew tired and waits for someone else.

Ethel Jack Sally

Nellie’s Age Based on Family Presence

If the family is away Nellie is twenty four years old. If her grandmother is present she is thirty seven. The speaker notes age varies with company.

Nellie

Time Waits For No Man A Punchline On Delay

A humorous quip notes time's relentless flow and contrasts it with a woman's longer delays, playing on gendered timing motifs. The line blends wit about patience and fate in a concise, punchy aside.

Local cures touted for rheumatic gout and bronchitis

A Halifax testimonial claims cure from rheumatic gout by Minard's Liniment and credits LT COL C Crewe Read for curing acute bronchitis in Sussex. Another Ontario notice from Markham credits S Billing with curing acute rheumatism using Minard's Liniment, dated October 9, 1907 in Lakefield Quebec.

Minard Halifax Andrew King Col. C. Crewe Read Sussex Markham, Ont S. Billing Lakefield Que

No title available in readable form

The statement notes that individuals who rely on expedients often do so not by choice but because they cannot afford better options, highlighting economic constraint as a driver of pragmatic short-term measures.

Opinion on Mame's fall outfit and tribal cattle plan

A column critiques a fall outfit joke about a saleswoman and mocks a new Indian commissioner’s scheme for tribes to raise more cattle. The piece remarks that squaws already have too much work, reflecting dated stereotypes in a sharp editorial voice.

Mame

Brother Tightwad’s Weight Remains Untouched

The text jokes that he has never been weighed and is too stingy to tip the scales, suggesting superstition is not the reason.

Tightwad

Saving Like Mr Blake Brings Him Riches

The speaker asks John why he cannot earn as much as Mr Blake and attributes Blake's wealth to his knack for saving. He explains Blake saves by buying all his wife's clothes, implying frugality drives financial success.

A Quip-Laden Snippet on Dinner Dances and Electric Justice

The excerpt jests at diners and dancers who avoid paying grocers and fiddlers. It notes eggs in markets priced as nearly, fresh, or strictly fresh. It then quips that China may replace graphic decapitations with the electric chair as a blunt form of execution.

China

Nerviline Proven Effective by Endorsed Testimony

A Carleton resident Juan E Powell describes severe back pain from overexertion and credits Nerviline with rapid relief after topical application. He praises its penetration and pain reducing properties for strains sprains swellings neuralgia sciatica lumbago rheumatism and muscular pain. Available in large family size and trial sizes through dealers or The Catarrhozone Co Buffalo NY and Kingston Ont.

Juan E. Powell Carleton Catarrhozone Co Buffalo Kingston Ont

Moving Pictures and Failing Reports at City Library Board

A cub reporter struggles to reach a 400 word target for a library board meeting story. The meeting adjourns after roll call with little progress, and the editor presses for completion while the clerk and proprietor exchange terse requests. The vignette captures newsroom and civic life with humor about deadlines.

Oil for Toothache Relief Promised by Dr Thomas Eclectric Oil

A historic notice promotes Dr Thomas Eclectric Oil as a remedy for toothache. It claims immediate soothing relief by touching the nerve and cutting pain, and notes the oil has multiple uses according to directions.

Thomas

New minister charms players and politicians but sermons sparse

Residents report the new minister plays football with the boys and discusses politics with men, and is well regarded overall. Few have heard him preach, leaving questions about his sermons.

Leap Year Frowns Over John’s Dilemma Of Proposals

A humorous note warns John to keep cheer during leap year as he frets over possible proposals. The piece jokes that he cannot decide until next year, highlighting leap year timing and playful indecision.

John

Trial by Jury Through Ancient English Practice

The article notes that trial by jury dates back before Alfred the Great with twelve jurors in later practice, while earlier dispute settlements involved six Welsh and six Anglo-Saxon free men serving as a jury.

Alfred the Great

Federal inquiry on chocolate value in local foods

Federal authorities seek definition of chocolate as a term with regional price variations. In some areas the beverage costs about ten cents a cup featuring condensed milk or cream and water, reflecting local taste and preparation.

Two Little Dogs Wish to Play Together

A Brooklyn boy, lonely with his brother away and a sick neighbor, longs for a playmate. He asks to be two little dogs so they can play together, revealing a child’s simple wish for companionship.

Brooklyn

Boston Institute Receives Two Anonymous Gifts

The Boston Institute of Technology reports anonymous gifts totaling 3.15 million dollars. Officials note none of the donations were discarded due to unsigned paperwork.

Boston Institute of Technology

Men View Women as Helpless, Girls See Babies As Sweet

A reflective quote discusses gender roles with the idea that men see women as helpless while young girls view babies as soothing when care is not required. The remark contrasts mature attitudes with childlike perceptions in relationships.

Oratory and Seasickness by A C Ronson on the Channel

The late Professor Sidgwick often stood on a secluded part of the ship to recite English verse aloud during Channel crossings. His first trial seemed to prevent nausea, but on the second voyage an officer delivered the captain's request to desist as some ladies misread his behavior as signs of madness. The suppression allegedly led to seasickness.

A. C. Ronson Professor Sidgwick

Artist Ralph Perkins Finds Bread Instead of Eraser

While sketching a barn in Rhode Island Ralph Perkins loses his rubber eraser. He asks the farmer’s wife for dry bread to erase a mistake and she offers fresh bread with butter, insisting no one leaves hungry.

Ralph Perkins Rhode Island

Canada Western Provinces book promises insight and growth

A reader guide praises The Western Provinces of Canada volume for its comprehensive data on Manitoba Saskatchewan Alberta and British Columbia including area climate grain production prices and homestead rules. The CPR edition offers up to 400000 copies free by request from Calgary with extensive statistics and promotional scope.

Canada Dominion Manitoba Saskatchewan Alberta British Columbia Western Land Survey Canadian Pacific Railway Great Britain C.P.R. Mountreal Montreal Calgary Woolworth New York Department of Natural Resources

No Man Around In This Quiet Moment

A playful exchange hints at happiness from a kiss, but the speaker notes no man is present. They consider a kiss from a woman, yet confess it lacks the same effect, underscoring whimsy and emotional contrast.

Women Travelers Speak Freely on Bird Plume Hats

Women returning from Europe avoid hats with banned bird plumage and discuss the issue openly with customs inspectors. The change reveals a new openness about fashion, regulation, and enforcement as the lid is off on the topic.

Europe

Unclear Prose Fragment Sparks Debate on Success

A short, cryptic line argues that true success lies in family harmony and self-sufficiency. The phrase suggests a man is successful when his family thrives alongside him and he remains with himself. No concrete events or identities are provided.

American hen ready to meet tariff removal demand

The American hen is better prepared than the beef critter to meet tariff changes. In 1918 250 million eggs were exported, fresh and canned, yielding about 4.5 million dollars. Imports rise but remain far below exports, and the hen could improve further if treated kindly.

Changing Names and Natures in Marriage Beliefs

A man expects a wife to take his name upon marriage while the woman anticipates no change in a man's character. The exchange highlights traditional gender norms clashing with personal identity.

Bank of Montreal shows strong year with steady growth

The Bank of Montreal reports its 96th annual report with net profits of 2,648,000 and a 16.56 percent return, dividend disbursements totaling 1,920,000, eleven branches opened and three closed, note circulation rising to about 17,600,000, and a cautious but optimistic view of Canada’s economic outlook under Mr. Meredith's review.

Bank of Montreal Canada Bank of Mon'es Hanke Tome Meredith Britain France Germany Wevnt India Great Britain Ans Mr. Meredith

Quote on Foolish Admonition as Guidance

A compact verse-like warning cautions against mirroring folly or elevating others to brotherly status, implying risk in judging people by appearances and the ease of being misled by boastful claims.

Income Tax Law and Wealth from S'moin Steaks

The article jokes that the income tax law does not require listing s moin steaks as income yet notes that very few people have such wealth. The piece reflects a humorous take on tax expectations and personal wealth.

A Man Fears What Is Coming To Him

A man fears his fate may recur while a woman fears she will not. The piece notes doubt about what lies ahead and recalls outcomes as cyclical, comparing to a past event with a roller skate returning.

Deep Grief and a Final Gift

A speaker mourns the loss of a great aunt who left a cat and a canary in her will. The casual consolation, bear up, contrasts with the sorrow of loss and the odd solace of inheriting pets. The verse centers on memory, family ties, and a quiet, personal bereavement.

Estate in Mexico Sowing Inquiry

A buyer offers to sell an estate in Mexico and asks what crops could grow there and how many revolutions per acre could be raised. The remark frames potential agricultural use and productivity questions for the land.

Mexico Acre

Asthma Remedy Promoted By Kelloge

A historical note touts Dr J D Kelloge's Asthma Remedy as a potent treatment for persistent asthma attacks that drain strength and exhaust the sufferer. It urges keeping a supply on hand to eradi cate the disease from the air passages.

J. D. Kelloge

East Boston Ferry Watch With Steam Shovel

A Boston traveler recalls visiting East Boston by ferry and watching a steam shovel in the harbor. A man nearby, a son of Erin, remarks on the impressive machinery and expresses pride in the country while joking about the danger at the bottom of the operation.

Boston East Erin Gorry

Man who is long on patience seeks all or nothing

A proverb-like remark notes that a patient person may end with everything they desire or end with nothing, highlighting the paradox of restraint and outcome.

Dreamland Dweller At Odds With Tax Collector

A man known for spending much time in dreamland finds himself at odds with the tax collector over unpaid assessments. The case highlights tension between idle habits and fiscal obligations, with local officials urging settlement.

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