Budget Cuts and Theater Etiquette in a Humorous Ledger
A London employer announces wage reductions after a budget shock. The staff gather as the boss explains belt tightening and asks a clerk if he understands, only to hear a weary reply about a broken belt from Smith.
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London
Smith
Local Bits and Tales From a Small Southern Town
A collage of neighborhood vignettes and jokes reveals Uncle Mose’s bank visit with a nearly correct $18.42, playful children’s Navy game that whimsically shifts to a prayer, and a humorous frontier anecdote about a hopelessly optimistic sheriff’s-foreclosure tale ending in a shot.
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Uncle Mose
Handy pot holder from Juliet millinery noted in press item
A Winnipeg Tribune item says a small Juliet type millinery piece makes a handy pot holder when husbands camp indoors during the family's absence. The Press report also cites an ornithologist discovering a strangely shaped colored egg likely laid by the Dove of Peace, noted by the Kitchener Record.
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Juliet
Kitchener Record
Picnic Rent A Flicker Ants And Tickets
Kingston Whig Standard notes a scientist studied a flicker with five thousand ants in its stomach and observes an opening for a clever person to profit by domesticating tickets and renting them to picnic parties.
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Kingston Whig Standard
Vast coal deposit hints at Peace River development
News items note a billion dollar coal discovery 40 miles north of Hudson and optimism for C B Peace River resources. Another quip mentions a farmer wiring a radio for quiet cows and a jet flight NYC to Boston in 21 minutes.
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Hudson
B. C
Peace River
Vancouver News-Herald
Toronto
New York
Boston
The Quickest Wink Sparks Trouble
A high speed camera records a blink lasting one fortieth of a second. The Eye movement illustrates how quickly a simple action can lead to trouble, as noted by the Kitchener Record.
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Kitchener
Castles in Europe Offer For Sale At Four Hundred Thousand
Real estate pitch touts old European castles for sale at 400000 with promises of a housing solution. The Edmonton Journal ad frames travel buyers as eligible to pick among multiple properties in Europe with a fixed price.
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Europe
Edmonton Journal
Salt on Railroad Tracks Banned in Alabama
A quirky advisory notes it is illegal in Alabama to sprinkle salt on railroad tracks to catch a train. The Saskatoon Star-Phoenix cites the odd law as a humorous caution.
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Alabama
Saskatoon Star-Phoenix
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