Honorary Physician to Queen Alexandra Quoted on Blackboard
An English professor reports his appointment as honorary physician to Queen Alexandra. A student later added God save the Queen to the public notice in his laboratory, altering the display with a patriotic running remark.
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Wilson
Queen Alexandra
God
the Queen
Dr Thomas Eclectric Oil Gains Reputation Over Time
The passage argues the oil needs no testimonials and has built a solid reputation since its debut. It claims many medicines fade quickly, while Dr Thomas Eclectric Oil persists and is praised by diverse men in various places.
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Thomas
Beekeeping Talk Sparks Innocent Error in Bearded Sewn
Rev William J Long of Stamford explains he may nature fake unconsciously when lecturing, noting knowledge rather than truth is at fault. He recalls addressing Bramford school children and a boy’s humorous misanswer about a bee’s buzz with the comical “buzzum” reply.
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William J. Long
Stamford
Mr. Long
Bramford School
Jacob
Bostan. Post
Baby's Own Tablets Safer Cure For Summer Ailments
Prominent warning that many liquid medicines for stomach and bowel troubles contain opiates. Baby's Own Tablets boast no narcotics per government analyst, claimed to prevent and cure summer complaints. Mrs Hancock from Raymond Alta endorses them. sold by medicine dealers or mail order at 25 cents a box by The Williams Medicine Co.
Rigid English Rules Spark South Carolina Court Jest
A judge recalls Mr. Petigru, famed barrister, in a quip about dress codes. The exchange contrasts strict law with lax practice, referencing a hypothetical coat and sword requirements to illustrate legal formalism. The tale ends with the court allowing proceedings to continue.
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South Carolina
Petigru
Veracious Verger Guides to Hidden Figures Gallery
In a playful dialogue the Veracious Verger and Skeptical Tourist discuss a corner with William the Conker at the organ and rooms labeled for Guy Fox Robin Hood and Cardinal Wolsey. The exchange hints at hidden figures and curiosity about what lies behind names.
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Guy Fox
Robin *Ood
Cardinal Wolsey
Cleveland
Senator’s Shocking Offer Aboard Funeral Parlor Steps
A western state senator, mistaken for a delicate man, chats with a friend when a funeral home employee asks for a lift with a casket. The senator hesitates and asks if there is anything in it, prompting a stunned reaction as the odd request unfolds.
Accidents on Warships Emphasized by Chicago Tribune
The Chicago Tribune notes that warship crews must regularly practice with heavy weapons to stay fit for war. It warns that momentary carelessness or minor safety lapses can cause sudden death or disability, and that vigilance is essential even with utmost caution.
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Chicago Tribune
Ship Pronouns Stir Up Sea Language
A humorous exchange between a captain and a judge features a passenger asking why ships are called she. The judge replies that steering a vessel is why one would understand such usage, reflecting nautical lore and class dialogue.
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Brace
Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff in Vaudeville Skit
In Pittsburg Leader a vaudeville manager refuses to book an act citing no profanity allowed while the artist insists the sketch is clean. The exchange highlights sensitivities over language in performances and audience standards.
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Pittsburg
Wolford’s Sanitary Lotion Cures Itch in 30 Minutes
A claim asserts Wolford’s Sanitary Lotion cures Itch Mange Prairie Scratches and all contagious Itch on humans and animals within thirty minutes. No further details or verifications provided.
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Wolford
Emigrants Deceived Over Labor Market Conditions
At a Sydney Labor Council meeting the secretary reported many Essex immigrants plan to sail back to England after being misled by statements from Coghlan the agent general. Unemployment and underutilization were cited by bootmakers and boilermakers as reasons for discontent. A probe was ordered while 690 of 1100 Sydney Unskilled Laborers are unemployed.
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Sydney
England
Soldier's New Overcoat for Field Shelter
War Department issues a novel experiment and report on a combined overcoat waterproof sheet tent and wagon cover. It describes a 7 ft 6 in by 5 ft sheet of strong waterproof canvas with metal eyelets for lacing. The sheet can be worn as an overcoat or shawl and linked into a shelter impervious to wind and rain.
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War Department
Snake Climbing
A described snake climbs by gripping with its scales not by coiling. On glass a snake is nearly helpless, unable to secure purchase.
Record High Temperatures Across Global Regions
The shade temperature rarely reaches 100 degrees in England. In northwest India 125 degrees is not uncommon, while deserts of Africa and Arabia have recorded over 130 degrees.
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England
India
Africa
Arabia
The Strongest Men and World Porters
A fragment notes Constantinople porters as the strongest men globally, followed by Chilean migrants and bearers from northern China. The remark highlights diverse labor prowess across regions.
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Constantinople
China
Lincoln's Last Law Case in Chicago 1860
Lincoln argued the Jones versus Johnson land case in the U S circuit court before Judge Drummond in April and May 1860. The great value dispute over Lake Michigan shoreline accretion saw Lincoln dine with all counsel at Isaac N. Arnold's house where a toast to Illinois furnishing the next president was enthusiastically drunk by both Lincoln and Douglas supporters.
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Chicago
Jones
Johnson
United States Circuit Court
Drummond
Lake Michigan
Isaac N. Arnold
Illinois
United States
Lipcola
Dougiss
Two Irishmen Crossing Ocean Share Grim Coincidence
On a voyage to this country two Irish travelers, Patrick dies first. Preparations for burial at sea were made but lead coffins weights were lost and coal chunks used instead. Michael, looking at his friend, laments then asks in a grim quip if Pat must bring his own coal to the afterlife.
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Patrick
Michael
Pat
A Pill for Generous Eaters Advertises Parmelee’s Pills
An advertisement touts Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills for relief of indigestion after hearty meals. It claims the pills aid assimilation and restore digestion, easing leaden stomachs, headaches, and low mood, making one fit for work again when used as directed.
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Parmelee
Landlord Misdirection Leads to Double Rent
A Newark Advertiser quip recalls a man named Gruet who married his landlady to avoid meals. After the wedding she sells the home and he must now pay board for two, illustrating a foolish ruse that fooled him.
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Newark Advertiser
Hudson Bay Company Reports Higher Fur Trade Values
Lord Strathcona at the Hudson Bay Co annual meeting said fur imports in 1905 earned £421,829 after charges, up from £400,831 in 1904. Prices for farm land rose since 1901 from 10s 1d to 20s 2d per acre in 1907. The company owned 3,691,203 acres as distant settlement grows profits may fall. Deep interior snow could reduce fur value next season.
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Hudson Bay Co
Lord Strathcona
Canada
Round robin protest origins in navy history
The round robin began in France as a protest method by officers to express dissatisfaction with the king’s course. In 1625 English ships under Admiral Bennington were sent to Rochelle to coerce Protestants, but crews signed a round robin vowing not to fire and sailed back to England. The admiral was ordered to Dieppe and the crews abandoned ship.
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France
Duke of Buckingham
Bennington
Rochelle
Louis XIII
England
Dieppe
London Standard
Algerian Sharpshooters in Rifle Skill Noted
Travellers recount the remarkable rifle handling of Algerian shooters, noting that native Algerians would rank with skilled marksmen of their day. The tales emphasize their expert marksmanship and proficiency with rifles.
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Traveser
Munjoy Hill Observatory Ballasts Maine Maritime Memory
One of Maine's oldest observatories sits on Munjoy Hill in Portland. Erected in spring 1807 it served during privateer days of 1812 to announce Portland ships sailings and winnings to townspeople.
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Maine
Munjoy Hill
Portland
Indian Bug Eaters Describe Locust Harvest and Tasty Bugs
A Joplin News-Herald report describes an expedition into Indian Territory where locally gathered locusts are collected at night, salted, baked, and eaten. The writer samples the insects and finds their flavor reminiscent of dried herring or salted peanuts, noting the crispy, brown texture.
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Indian Territory
Joplin
News-Herald
Character Reading Through the Eyes
A Frequen ter notes that people judge character by external appearances, especially the eyes. He argues eyes reveal character, ability, and truth, with the eye described as the window to the brain and a steady gaze guiding through difficulties.
Where the Flowers Came From
A New York settlement worker recalls a ragged boy who daily gave a teacher flowers, ranging from faded garden blooms to costly orchids. The boy explains his father works as an ash man, revealing the flowers come from his family’s modest means.
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New York
Jimmy
Peruna Claims Cure For Stomach Catarrh In Five Weeks
Miss Mary O'Brien of Brooklyn and H J Henneman of Oakland report Peruna cured stomach catarrh, with improved appetite and strength. The letters describe catarrh as dyspepsia and note lasting benefit only after removing the condition. Julia Butler of Appleton says Peruna restored sleep, appetite, strength, and health after ongoing pains.
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Myrtle Ave
Brooklyn
N.Y
Peruna
H. J. Henneman
Oakland, Neb
Julia Butler
Appleton
Wis
Survival of the quickest in Crimson Gulch gunplay
A traveler notes Crimson Gulch has lost several prominent residents. Bronco Bob confirms recent gunplay, dismissing survival of the fittest and saying it is the survival of the quickest, as reported by the Washington Star.
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Crimson Gulch
Bronco Bob
Washington Star
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