Next Best Thing From a Pastor Provokes a Burn
A Black woman visited her pastor to complain about her husband described as a low-down trifling Black person. The minister advised, Have you ever tried heaping coals of fire upon his head. She replied No I done tried hot water.
Cured His Wife Then He Tried Them Kidney Pill Remains
Saskatoon readers hear a testimonial from Leon Sergent who says Dodd's Kidney Pills cured his wife, then him. He describes thick urine with brick dust, improved after three boxes, and notes the pills are not a universal cure but target kidney related ailments. The ad extols Dodd's Kidney Pills as known nationwide in Canada for kidney disease urinary troubles backache rheumatism dropsy diabetes and Bright's Disease.
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Saint Walburg
Sask
Dodd
Leon Sergent
Mr. Sergent
Canada
Widow’s weeds prompt a grim wilt joke
A humorous quip on weeds and death uses the line Widow’s weeds. The speaker remarks that the easiest weeds to kill are widow’s weeds and jokingly adds you only have to say Wilt thou and they wilt.
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Sassa Fras
Deafness Linked to Catarrh and Inflammation
An old advertisement claims deafness comes from inflammation of the Eustachian tube and catarrh. It advertises Hall's Catarrh Cure and promises one hundred dollars for any cure failure, then shifts to a joke about dining-room greetings and a bartender’s question.
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Hall
F. J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
Specialist Did Skin Trouble No Good
A Toronto reader reports two summers of skin trouble on arms and legs, severe itching, and poor results from a specialist and medicines. After trying Cuticura Ointment and Soap, the writer claims cure and confidence in the products and urges others to use them. The note is signed Boddy, dated 1910.
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Boddy, &T
Toronto
Kamloops Centenary Nears With Planned September Festivities
The article outlines Kamloops nearing its centenary since 1812 founding by the Pacific Fur Company. Dignitaries including Lord Strathearn are expected at opening ceremonies in September, with a week of festivities. It recounts Kamloops origin from Astoria and the early trading posts established by Stuart Ross and La Boque, leading to Kadour and inland settlement. The centenary is described as richly deserving a grand celebration.
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Kamloops
Pacific Fur Company
Lord Strathearna
Astoria
David Stuart
Shus- Wap
Stuart
Fort Okanagan
New Caledonia
North West Company
Alexander Ross
Ross
Camcloops
North Thompson River
la Boque
Columbia
Paris Court Wit and Dysentery Cordial Ad
An amusing Paris court incident features a vain witness aged twenty five last August and her son aged twenty seven. The magistrate jokes about young marriage. An ad touts Dr Kelloge Dysentery Cordial claiming quick relief for acute summer stomach complaints and Irritation.
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Paris
J. D. Kelloge
Payup confronts Detts over suspected deception
A terse exchange reveals one party accusing Mr. Detts of attempting to evade by moving houses while the other acknowledges being found out. The dialogue frames a confrontation over a disputed account and exposure.
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Mr. Payup
Mr. Detts
Minards Tiniment Cures Cows Garget
A humorous snapshot outlines a claim that Minards Wizard Oil quickly cures stiffness in cattle. It also includes a quip about a man pursuing quick returns by sending manuscripts to magazines and the odd remark about a stiff neck treated in one night.
Milne Links Chalk Radiation to Climate Variations
Radiation experiments by John Milne suggest photographic effects stem from electrical radiation from chalk and granite in the Isle of Wight and Cornwall. He believes this radiative influence may explain small climate differences between nearby regions and could affect surface life wellbeing, guiding future research.
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John Milne
Isle of Wight
Cornwall
Three Bags With Two Apples Each
A young pupil answers three bags with two apples each, preferring more bags to increase total fruit. The teacher prompts reasoning as the class debates the best option and a student offers a humorous pun about bags.
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Charlie
Tyranny of the Uniform in English Church
The English Church Congress proposes clergy discard robes and dress like common folk. The Queen newspaper questions the move and argues ministers should have a distinct, appropriate attire like other professions, noting several activities already have distinct styles.
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Queen
Gilbert and a one-eyed club member inquiry
A stranger asks Sir William S Gilbert about a club member with one eye named Matthews. He deflects and asks what the other eye is called, revealing a humorous royal-era social moment. An advertisement extols Dr Thomas Eclectric Oil for toothache relief, claiming rapid soothing effects on nerves.
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William S. Gilbert
Matthews
Sir William
Thomas
Snapshot camera guards bank vaults with photo proof
A new snapshot camera is being used beside standard burglar alarms to photograph a burglar in the act. The automatic flash will capture the intruder’s image for identification and to provide evidence of guilt.
Minard’s Liniment Cures Diphtheria and Mrs Enpeck
The item notes a claim that Minard’s Liniment cures diphtheria and mentions Mrs Enpeck. A quip about philosophers blessing us in disguise follows, with Mr Enpeck urging Maria to reveal something. The fragment blends product claim with a humorous dialogue.
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Mrs. Enpeck
Mr. Enpeck
Maria
Pie Crust Trick Keeps Filling From Drying
A fruit pie recipe describes a method where a top crust is lifted after baking to pour a syrup of water, sugar, spice, and butter into the pie. This seals in juices and prevents the filling from boiling away, avoiding a dry result.
Is a Ship a Pile of Snow When Adrift
A ship adrift raises the question of whether it resembles a drifting mass of snow. The metaphor contrasts sea peril with quiet immobility as the vessel lacks a clear course or destination.
Queen Elizabeth Revives Brussels Lace Making Through Schools
Queen Elizabeth of Belgium leads lace revival efforts by teaching in industrial schools and forming a company with 27000 dollars to push Brussels lace into higher priced markets, especially in major American cities.
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Queen Elizabeth
Belgium
Brains Quip Sparks Gentle Household Banter
Mrs. Gimlet asks what her husband holds and receives a pompous reply that he has brains. She retorts that she’s not surprised, noting he does not carry them in his head.
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Mrs. Gimlet
Mr. Gimlet
Mother Graves Worm Exterminator Promises Quick Cure
Claims the product Worm Exterminator by Mother Graves can combat intestinal worms in children. Warns that worms threaten child health and vitality, presenting the cure as simple and effective.
Portrait inquiry and reward note in exchange
An artist asks if a life sized portrait is desired and Mrs. Newrich agrees with intent to proceed despite framing costs. A separate remark states his employers valued him and offered a large reward when he departed.
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