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Newspaper

Horsham Times

Location

Horsham, Victoria, Australia

Date

Jul 28, 1933

Page

2

I FORBID THE BANNS A MALLET OF PARSONS TALES

A veteran clergyman recalls sermons on forbidding banns and the odd reactions in church. He recounts hearing a parishioner protest a banns read and wondered what the couple would think. The piece reflects on sermon choices and timely anecdotes from ministry.

Rev. D. M-R. Y

Vaults of the Great Gold Reserves Across Three Cities

An imagined year AD 3000 prospect reveals the Bank of England vaults beneath Threadneedle Street, Paris Banque de France tunnels, and US Assay Office in Manhattan. The piece details massive subterranean halls, reinforced concrete and steel doors, and storing vast gold hoards in each fortress, with emergency living spaces for thousands of workers.

London Paris New York England Holt Aighwroln Banaie de France Man Bank of England Banque de France United States Ass Threadneedie-street Rue de la Vril Uere France Aladdin's Cave Atlantic Wallstreet No. 32 Crassus USA Tours

Teapot Craving Delays Tea Time For Elderly Woman

An elderly woman yearns for tea as she inspects a teapot, an unlit gas stove, and a Robur tea caddy while awaiting her daughter and the promised brew. The scene conveys thirst, anticipation, and a sense of domestic stillness.

Robur

Niagara Falls Visit Sparks Talk On Progress And Health

A report highlights new men visiting Niagara Falls and discusses progress driven by power, industry, and skilled labor. It also promotes Water Cure remedies for rheumatic and kidney issues, claiming cures and urging readers to buy Water Safe Cure from chemists and grocers.

Niagara Falls Levine

Ups and Downs at Proy Don Golf Round

A club member near Proy Don invited a friend for a round on a charming Wily course. The visitor was somewhat inebriated as they reached the nineteenth hole and praised the spot before muttering about goats in a disrupted exchange.

Proydon Fis

New Books Review Highlights Decadent Tropical Drama and Western Adventure

A slew of new novels are analyzed: Rubber by Szekely-Lutots critiques colonial life in Dutch East Indies rubber plantations and moral decay. Gun duatice by Jackson Cole follows swift-shooting foes in a Mexican border tale with danger, intrigue, and gun justice. Also featured are Sonny Tabor in Wanted and a western tale of treasure and peril, with vivid scenes and brisk action.

Szekely-Lutots Dutch East Indies Versteegh Holland Jackson Cole Tip Drury Tait Exmont Hi Whittucker Circle W Ranch Kethy Black Wolf Martinez Bud Hossface Tin Kathy Sonny Tabor Ward M. Stevens Sonny ‘Tabor Twarkin Wild West Books Cassels Library Joleen

Indignant Actor Seeks Admission at Ceatre Fame Shadows

Fragmentary dialogue shows an indignant actor pressed about admission to a theatre as fame alters access. A doctor mentions ear buzzing in a husband, while another phrase notes restraint and denial of escape, reflecting a chaotic scene and shifting authority.

Pouch remedies claim eight bottles from one purchase

An ad promises eight bottles of cough remedy from a single purchase by using a sweetened water mix with a two shilling bottle of concentr ated HEENZO. It touts value for coughs colds and influenza and claims appeal to both adults and children.

Pompous Passenger Demands Stop As Tram Stalls

A vexed woman berates a tram conductor over the crowding and a puddle blocking the door. The harried conductor explains he cannot recall every stop and cannot delay until the water dries. Onlookers witness the argument and the crowded exit.

No Laughing Matter on a Cliff Edge

Jimson, cut off by a narrow cliff path, clings to a four inch ledge with a crowd above. A voice warns him not to laugh or his waistcoat will bump him off, as fear and anger mix with despair in a perilous moment.

Jimson Dot Melbourne Geelong Willcest J. Kennon & Sons Pty. Ltd

Gladiators in India Mentioned in Garden Tale

A horticultural anecdote recalls Dimson describing a morning swim in India when he spotted three gladiators approaching, leading to a puzzled exchange about the term. The tale hints at flowers grown from reply and a playful misnaming of creatures as gladiators, with Johnson weighing in on the confusion.

Dimson India Johnson

The Vaults of Gold Beneath World Currencies

The description compares the Banque de France and Bank of England vaults as vast, low-ceilinged spaces filled with glittering steel grilles guarding gold bars. It questions invader access, noting only the rear steel door and a small key could breach the fortress and ponder the future preservation of civilization.

Banque de France Wartons Bank of England

Cellar rescue tugs laughter from elderly shopkeeper

An elderly lone shopkeeper locked both cellar doors and found the rear doorway blocked by a misplaced fas tener. After failed attempts to break free, she shouted for help through the cellar gate as neighbors consoled her and a ladder plan formed to reach the window. The rescued captive cried, then tears gave way to laughter.

Sens Nelebora

Merry Go Round Shop Swindler And The Bad Shilling

A shop girl recalls a swindle where a man slipped a bad note, she was fired for carelessness, and later helped catch him with a police catch after another customer confrontation. The tale shifts to a newspaper office scene where a reporter fails to file a story before the bishop’s sermon assignment, ending with a joke about lending neighbors.

Ant Heenan Giltar Manica Front Paws

Unclear Dialogue Amid Parable of Viewpoints

Fragmentary overheard exchanges reveal a tense scene with a Vague councilor named Manik and references to a Viewpoint debate. The text hints at social tensions, a potential marriage discussion, and a stranded motorist contacting a garage, all conveyed in a noisy, disjointed style. The exact events and setting remain obscured by garbled OCR.

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