Speech Writing Biz Crooked Tales From a Banquet
An anecdote from a newspaper editor recalls a tiptop talker needing a quick toast. A writer fabricates a speech from a menu card amid champagne and nerves, delivering a garbled manuscript that gains applause through ambiguity.
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Relief and Cure Claims for Kidney Trouble
A letter profiles Mr James Upper of Allenburg a long time hotel proprietor who suffered kidney trouble for years and credits Dr Williams Pink Pills with a complete recovery after two months treatment in 1595. He notes a brief recurrence and final cure and praises the pills for headache dizziness and appetite as well as cost. Also mentions nonviolent laxatives and Meke's Vegetable Pills as superior stomach purgatives.
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Weiland
Upper
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Don Juan Encounters Mexican Bandit Eraclio Solis
Don Juan narrates a perilous journey from Alamos to Mazatlan and a roadside meeting with the outlaw Eraclio Solis. The bandit recalls clashes with stagecoaches, negotiates with Ben Hill, and entertains Don Juan with conversation and risk while avoiding a direct confrontation.
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Mexico
Alamos
Mazatlan
Eraclio Solis
Philistine
Eraclio
Los Horpitos
Ben Hill
Faertie
Foerth
Don Juan
Bondo
Eraclo
Final Attack on Boer Forces Near De Wets Corp and Donkerpoort
Across the southeast frontier Canadians under Gen Alderson engage Boers near Donkerpoort as Gen Rundle plans a strike on De Wets Corp. Brigades under Brabant Hart and Pole-Carew move to block Boer retreat while local skirmishes and shelling unfold. Reports from London and Mafeking note active operations, casualties, and heliographic communications with Wepener.
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Orange Free State
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de Wets Corp
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Basutola
French
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Alderson
Leeuwoop
Donkerpoort
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Warrenton
War Office
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Bloemfontein
Gpl
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Wepener
Border Regiment
Atl
Wepeper
11Th Divison
Pole-Carew
Tweede Celuk
Seventh Dragoons
Lieut
Jenkins
Corporal Taylor
Cook
Criminals and marriage quips echo in old report
A Philadelphia North American item recalls a famed criminal’s remark about starting crime with marriage and a visitor’s quip about a second wife. The piece also notes odd letters from a Mr. J. F. Keilner and a claim about a cure and a dog express to Wexford, Ireland.
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Philadelphia
North American
Keilner
Perk
Pacenas
Ireland
Wexford
Steyn Denounces Proclamation At Kronstad Meeting
Cape Town April 25. President Steyn denounced Lord Roberts proclamation as treachery and said Britain's aim was destruction while their last hope was intervention by civilized powers. Hamilton April 25. Richard Beverley aged 11 was drawn up after his canoe capsized. Charlie Smith was rescued unconscious.
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Rosario
Schmidt
Europe
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Don Juan
Solis
Cape Town
Volksraed
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Steyn
Lord Roberts
Great Britain
Hamilton
Richard Beverley
Charlie Smith
Chicago Outlets and Urban Reform Echoes
A compilation of editorial quips from multiple papers noting Chicago’s social tensions and proposed reforms. Headlines touch on crime and arming women, river dangers, a Persian religious effort, Sunday closing of druggists, and Sunday work norms in construction.
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Chicago
St. Louis Globe Democrat
Cleveland Leader
Holloway's Corn Cure Promises Quick Painless Relief
Advertisement-style notice touts Holloway's Corn Cure for all corns with claim of painless removal and universal success, urging immediate purchase.
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Holloway
When Conditions Rule and Prosecution Witness Quip
A Philadelphia North American passage quotes a courtroom exchange on provocation as a witness cites varying triggers. An advertisement promotes Bickle's Anti-Consumption Syrup claiming to cure coughs colds lung inflammation and chest troubles while promising easy expectoration and relief.
Railway Ties and Tech Upgrades Hit Rail Lines
The Vera Cruz and Pacific railroad seeks laborers in Italy for remand work. Chicago Burlington and Quincy equips locomotives with electric headlights powered by a dynamo ahead of the smokestack. White Pass and Yukon logs snowfall totals for December at Glacier White Pass Fraser Log Cabin. Rock Island to implement on train technical instruction with a school on wheels for cocineers firemen conductors and brakemen.
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White Pass and Yoken
Glacier
White Pass
Fraser
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Cocineers
Rock Island
Minard's Liniment Claims Cures Across Provinces
In letters from Sydney C B Lague Yarmouth Charles Plummer Burin and Lewis Butler readers report cures for grip loss of voice sciatica and rheumatism attributed to Minard's Liniment. The notes mention locations in Canada and list names associated with the testimonials.
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Minard
Sydney, C.B
Yarmouth
Charles Plummer
Burin
Lewis
Butler
Despondency Causes Linked to Liver and Stomach
The Cleveland Plain Dealer notes causes of melancholy include a disordered liver leading to stomach upset and nervous disturbance. Parmelee's Vegetable Pills are advertised as a recognized remedy to relieve these symptoms.
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Parmelee
Saving Street Car Fare
A brief line describes Eliza and a man from the past, set beside a plan to walk instead of paying streetcar fare. The dialogue hints at social memory and local habit, with a hint of recognition and critique from Eliza about the man who once served as her carriage driver.
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Eliza
Detruit Free Press
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria
A Philadelphia North American tale claims Minard's Liniment cured diphtheria in a dramatic vignette about a house fire. The exchange jokes about water damage and who suffered most, reflecting a satirical newspaper item.
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Philadelphia
Minard's Limmest Cures Colds Ready to Pill the Vacancy
A short Chicago Tribune snippet shows a boy with a soiled face asking a country gentleman for a child sized item as he polishes shoes. The line captures a street scene with a meek exchange between the boy and the elder.
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Chicago Tribune
Automobile Sale Sparks Curious Visitors at Home
A homeowner recounts selling a car after an influx of visitors, labeled as tramps, who toured the house. The intruders reportedly admired the malfunctioning machine, seeking types.
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Dasher
Rasher
Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper Revised Version
A humorous quip from the Chicago News about a taxpayer and a city employee. The cartoon-like line contrasts a taxpayer citing quotations with a city worker replying that idleness is the fault of employment.
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Chicago News
College Presidents Predict British Empire Downfall
A California university president forecasts the British empire will fall this year in a remark quoted by the Cleveland Plain Dealer. The remark contrasts with safer advice about not inviting trusts to dinner.
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California
Cleveland
Alain Dealer
Minard’s Liniment Cares Cattle Yet Honest About It
A fragment from a Yonkers Statesman dialogue recalls a joke about lineage and showmanship. The exchange contrasts ancestral traits with a punchy quip about being handed down by the auctioneer amid playful banter.
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Gotham
Watash
Yonkers
Those Loving Girls and Upperten Ball Inquiries
The note mentions invitation to the Upperten ball next week and asks for attire tips for a particular complexion. Ella responds with wearing the thickest veil as a fashion choice, reflecting period sensibilities. References to CANA 99 RELIANCE CIGAR LA TOSCANA and Montreal appear as fragmented text fragments without cohesive context.
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Hattie
Ella
Chicago News
Cleveland Dealer Quote Heads to Crime Brief
A fragment reflects a Cleveland crime caption with a slain dealer remark about breaking and going broke. The readable lines hint at street crime context but provide no full incident details or names beyond the quoted phrase.
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