Elevator Etiquette Tales From a City Car Ride
A comic reminiscence from New Orleans Times Democrat recounts passengers misnaming floors and mistaking destinations in a city elevator. A fine lady requests two back teeth, a man seeks his lawyer, and miscommunications unfold amid a routine ascent.
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New Orleans Times Democrat
Minards Liniment Praised by Quebec Father
Louis Gignier of St Martin Quebec testifies that after a severe knee inflammation from a child’s accident a mayor suggested amputation but MIN ARD S LINIMENT cured him in three days, saving the limb and prompting gratitude and shared benefit.
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St Martin, Que
C. Richards & CO
Montreal
Minard
Louis Gagnier
A Better Remedy Pellets Sought By Customer In Pharmacy
A customer asks for Pill man popular pellets and learns they arrived that morning. The drug clerk confirms stock and notes the customer has requested them for a week. The exchange takes place in Philadelphia.
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Philadelphia
The Shopping Paradox Prosperity Prices
A Chicago Record quips that prosperity prices make living costly while a shopper recalls buying unnecessary items during cheaper times, highlighting rising costs and consumer choices.
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Chicago
Dr Williams Pink Pills Featured As Cure For Consumption
A Waterford girl Lizzie Smith once nearing consumption recovers after two weeks of Pink Pills. The Star recalls her mother Mrs Smith praising the pills for restoring appetite headaches and energy. The ad notes the pills build red blood and nerves and are sold in boxes by Dr Williams Medicine Co Brookville Ont.
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Wee
Mies Liztle Smith
Waterford
Mer
Star
Canada
Williams
Lizzie Smith
William Smith
The
Paris
Lizzie
Dr. Williams
Dr. Williams’ Medicine Co
Brookville Ont
Western Canada Press Association Excursion Highlights Hospitality
The 1900 Western Canada Press Association tour from St Paul to Winnipeg with 75 to 80 members impressed by eastern receptions. Rail partners CP, Great Northern, Northern Pacific, and Grand Trunk aided transport while dignitaries from Montreal to Ottawa hosted events, dinners, and river trips.
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Weetere
Canmeds Presse Associatice
Western Canada Press
Pacific Coast
Empres
Weesternanads
United States
Canada
West
Betwen
Necesary
St. Paul, Minn
Great Northern Railway
Neche
C. EF. Macpherson
Thane
Chicago
T. W. Teasdale
Teasdale
Chas. J. Gray
Chiago
Grand Trunk
Detroit
Suspension Bridge
Buffalo
Geo. W. Vaux
Pasenger
Niagara Falls
Lewiston
Toronto
Niagara Navigation Co
Montreal
Richilleu and
Ontario Navigation Co
Quebec
Ottawa
Winnipeg
Canadian Pacific Railway
Chan Mowey
Miniemtea Prees
Cius
R Paul
Board of Trade of Minneapolia
Messrs Hall
Rankin
Mine Meyst
Mitchel
Timayotang Council
Milwaukee
Milwaukee Troothetae
Press Club
Patet Brewing Co
N. L. Burdock
New World
Robbina
Walkerville
Hiram Walker
Earth
Niagara
Queen City
Macdonald
Lesie
J. T. Johnston
Toronto Type Foundry Co
E. H. White
J. H. L. Patterson
Messrs. Miller & Richard
Tessier
Legislative Assembly of
Madame Teaier
L. S. Demers
Associated Press
Province of
Major le Vasseur
Plains of Abraham
Montmorency Falls
Rathlin Head
Press Association of Quebec
Gordonsmith
Mayor Payment
City of
J. G. Ruthford
A. W. Puttee
M. P
T. O. Davis
Mr. Kieffer
Ottawa Citizen
St. Paul
Passengr
F. I. Whitney
Whitney
Smith
Intercolonial Railway of Canada
Llway
H. A. Price
Canadian Pacific Railway Company
Northern Pacific Railway Company
Grand Trunk Railway Company
Richelieu and Ontario Navigation Co
H. B. Co
E. B. Nixon
B. & Jenkins
Co. P. R. Telegraphs
H. P. Dwight
Calgary Brewing Co
Calgary
Gov
Buchannan & Gordon
J. A. Darby
Samuel Foote
Imperial Art of
McReady Arms & Cycle Co Advertises Goods and Repairs
A Winnipeg shop at 320 Main St offers guns bicycles revolvers and light hardware with low prices. They advertise gun repairing as good and cheap and state they accept trade ins for any usable produce or material.
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Fite
M'Cready Arms & Cycle CO
Main ST
Winnipeg
Man Waiting On Eighteenth Street Talks To Cop
A man leaning against a tree box on upper Eighteenth Street at 11 30 p m chats with a beat officer. He explains he is waiting for no one, plans to stay home early, and jokes about his wife leaving if he is late. The exchange ends with the officer walking away whistling.
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Upper Eighteenth Street
Evenin
Louie
Washington Post
Cough Danger Warned and Patent Syrup Promoted
The Chicago Tribune quotes editors debating dangerous counterfeits and cites warnings about lung illness. It extols Bickle's Anti Consumption Syrup as a universal remedy for throat and lung troubles, claiming herbs with strong curative influence against consumption.
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Bickle
Rubbish Avenue Name Sparks Street Observation
Strangers moving west from Michigan avenue comment on a dirty street and ask its name. A boy reports a policeman mentioned the street as Rubbish avenue amid the procession observed by a tall matron. The notice then shifts to an advertisement for Dr Thomas Eclectic Oil sold by Northrop & Lyman Co claiming broad relief.
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Michigan Avenue
Chicago Tribune
Messrs. Northrop & Lyman CO
Thomas
Dominion
Returning boarders tease a farmer over seasons
A farmer recalls summer boarders and notes one returned for a second season while another asked about the distance to the next stop for new boarders. The passage then promotes Mandrake and Dandelion as liver and kidney tonics in Parmelee's Vegetable Pills.
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Parmelee
Mrs and Mr J Brown Address Cards Demand
A bold householder insists on having the inscription Mrs and Mr J Brown on printed address cards. The interruption frames a sharp exchange over exact wording before a health ad urges Parmelee's Vegetable Pills to restore digestive balance and system order.
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Parmelee
Eclipse Moon Passes Quietly In Local Shorts
The Oldville Weekly Bugle notes in its Local Shorts column that the moon eclipse last night passed off quietly, as reported by the Chicago Tribune. The brief item highlights a calm celestial event with a nod to newspaper coverage.
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Oldville Weekly Bugle
Chicago Tribune
Time to Start on the Spring Outing Trip
A fragment notes Hinkley begins a usual spring outing while mentions Christmas creditors becoming importunate, reflecting a clipped dialogue between Cleveland Alain Dewler. The brief lines imply a travel or trip context with financial pressure referenced.
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Hinkley Aas
Cleveland
Alain Dewler
Hall's Catarrh Cure Offered With $100 Reward
Cure touted as universal for catarrh a constitutional disease. Internal remedy claims to reach the mucous surfaces, destroy disease sources, and build up the patient. Proponents offer $100 for any case not cured and urge sending for address list.
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Hall
F. J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
Qovoted by Alloway and Champion
Fragmentary note lists names and addresses including 562 Main street Winnipeg with scattered foreign words and unclear references to Austrian, Holland, and Finnish items. No coherent event or action emerges from the readable text.
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Alloway & Champion
Main Street
Winnipeg
Holland Gunders Cranes
Ety
Uewian Koubies Vinnish Markkas
Winnipeg Market Prices Across Goods and Livestock
A condensed listing of current market rates across Winnipeg goods including wheat Manitoban No 1 hard at 87 cents, flour Hollis patents at 250 per sale of 9S Ibe, Lake of the Woods Five Roses at 2.5 cents, millfeed and ground feed prices, oats, barley, no 2 white and mixed feeds, flaxseed and hay values, dairy butter and cheese prices, eggs at 18 cents a dozen, vegetables with assorted per pound and per dozen figures, poultry live and dressed meat prices, hides, wool, Seneca root, and assorted farm commodities.
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Manitoba
Fort William
Ogilvie
Glenora
Lake of the Woods
Shorts
California
Best
Poets Mock The Times Yet Poetry Keeps Quiet
A Philadelphia poet riffs on rhymes portiere and weary amid claims that poetry is dormant. The Courier Journal notes Congress may shrink The Congressional Record. The Texan court dismisses anxiety damages over telegram delays, while other items joke about divorces, plate-smashing, and Buffalo’s 1901 exposition prospects.
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Philadelphia
Laudeville Courier Journal
Congress
Baltimore American
Texas Supreme Court
St. Louis Republic
San Francisco
Kansas City
Louisville Courier-Journal
Buffalo
Minneapolis Tribune
Notable quips from historical papers
A batch of witty quotes appears from multiple papers. The sultan and the Kaiser are referenced with playful political digs. Mark Twain attacks vivisectionists while critics stay oddly silent. Admiral Dewey is praised for courage though mockingly challenged. Rockefeller’s wealth is framed as a trust for others, triggering age based distributions.
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Sultan
Dallas News
Kaiser
Baltimore American
Mark Twain
Boston Herald
Admiral Dewey
St. Louis
Washington Post
Rockefeller
Standard Oil
Chicago Record
Household Hints and Domestic Advice Highlights
Practical tips on odor elimination using dried orange peel and heat. Color guidance for bedroom blinds favors dark green, with dark blue as a secondary option. Hard soap aids in silencing squeaks from doors and drawers and can fix piano pedal creaks and spring noises.
Sweetened cherry preparation and Canadian Copyright Fair update
Instructions describe sweetening pitted cherries with sugar, drawing juice, adding water, and freezing, with variations for canned fruit and a stewed cherry method with water wine sugar and cinnamon. The note states the Canadian Copyright Fair is before the British parliament and progressing toward settlement.
Paradise Lease Promise and Naive Belief
A narrator recalls being charmed by an agent’s glowing sales pitch for a country property, signing a lease then buying the place after partner’s bet proves false. The tale contrasts credulity with trust in the agent’s statements and ends with a disclaimer about remedies beyond Quinine Wine and a promotional note from Northrop & Lyman of Toronto claiming superior quality.
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Meney
Northrop & Lyman
Toronto
Coincidence and hog theft tale at the plantation
In a colonial office a Black laborer arrives claiming a hog is missing. The colonel notes the man is eating pork and muses on the coincidence. The worker offers $3 and is told to monitor the herd, with the colonel affirming the hog is his and the coincidence ends the exchange.
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Kurnel Baker
Kurnel
Jim
Wunder Girl Sings Any Song on Record
A Baltimore American item notes a girl who can sing any song from a phonograph record, highlighting her standout musical talent as a local curiosity or feature.
Minards Liniment Cures Garget in Cows Not a Man
A Philadelphia Press quip notes a joke about Minards Liniment curing a garget in cows while a man remains unnamed. The exchange plays on claims of self made men and misnaming a figure named Taylor, referencing the old saying that nine tailors make a man.
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Taylor
Philadelphia Press
Minard’s Liuiment Cures Distemper in Bar Room Oddity
A Detroit Vree Press item describes a quirky courtroom scene with a judge and a prisoner. The prisoner protests a request citing fatigue from standing at many bars. The piece blends humor and legal setting in a single humorous vignette.
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Detroit
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds The Baron's Footprint
Dialogue snippet shows Baron Pumpowsky, Shoemaker, Tailor exchanging quips about debts and boots. Tailor mocks the Baron, noting his coat bears his measure while lamenting failed collections. Casting a social vignette.
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Shoemaker
Baron Pumpowsky
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria Claim
A short item notes a claimed cure for diphtheria by Minard's Liniment. In a Mrs Jones exchange, she accuses another mother of spreading measles, while Mrs Brown denies the allegation, saying her son was not at fault.
Fragmentary Detroit Journal note at Hotel Balmoral
A clipped, unclear excerpt from the Detroit Journal describes a man failing to recall past life in a single instant while ashore amid spectators. The fragment ends with derisive laughter and a cryptic hotel reference.
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Spectatora
Detroit Journal
Little Perey’s Papa Question on Mamma in Circus
A Chicago Times Herald item quotes a child asking why his mother does not travel with the circus. The boy suggests she could be the strong woman and wind her husband around her finger, per the grandmother.
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Papa
Little Perey
Mamma
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