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Newspaper
Hamiota Herald
Location
Hamiota, Manitoba, Canada
Date
Aug 15, 1900
Page
3
User in Hamiota recalls a comic street scene where a well dressed man quips about pain and dentists. A passenger jokes about gas dentistry while another boasts fifteen years as a dentist, claiming the head will feel as if it is pulled off and the jaw aches for weeks.
A set of testimonials from Ontario residents including Byard McMullin of Chatham J Ontario Mrs W W Johnson of Waleth Ontario and J H Bailey of Parksdale cite cures for goitre inflammation and facial neuralgia attributed to Minard's Liniment.
A narrator suggests a narrow chell along a room side to display china and bric a brac with jugs and teapots. A poison paste applied to bread kills roaches within minutes and prompts their departure to perish. A tip advises whitening colored flour sacks by soaking in a ceiling solution and brief rubbing to restore whiteness.
An old man recalls the biblical murder of Abel in a streetcar conversation. The other passenger jokes he wrongfully bet on Gollah, admitting Cain was the killer and that his own name Q. W. Jones should face punishment for the false conclusion.
A budding performer expresses ambition to become a top actress, while a mentor counsels that past work shapes future greatness. The exchange highlights belief in growth through prior experience and training.
Mrs Douglas Kilts of Perry Station Ontario shares how an attack of La Grippe left her weak nervous and with heart trouble. After failing with doctors and other medicines she used eight boxes of Dr Williams Pink Pills restoring strength appetite and sleep. She claims permanent improvement and praises the remedy for saving her life and aiding her son in spring fever.
A fragmented note urges using a system to arrange payments and return a land price receipt. It mentions prices for large payments and promises to provide a payment method and land price documents.
A detailed listing of commodities with current asking prices including flour, feed, oatmeal, grains, hay, butter, dairy, cheese, eggs, vegetables, dressed meats, poultry, hides, wool, and Seneca root. Prices shown per sack, bushel, pound, pair, or dozen, with nominal ranges and delivery notes.
Blondie races in Dallas in six seconds. Sally Hook and Penhorn pursue early purses. Anaconda, Carlyle Carne, and Exioneer head to California races as Austrians Athania and Bonnatella draw praise. An Indian on the Gatineau river murders his family and remains at large.
A Chicago Tribune quote praises Berkenhead as the most accomplished vegetarian the speaker knows. The remark notes Berkenhead prepared a meal featuring nine different kinds of health foods.
Jones and Johnson spar over the faulting treasurer while the Kansas City Independent criticizes public distrust. The British Medical Journal notes epidemics were reported up to fifty years ago, suggesting past fears influenced responses.
A wounded officer asks if the surgeon is nearly done after many incisions. The surgeon replies he is looking for the bullet, and the officer quips that it is already in his pocket. The exchange appears in Vearson's Weekly.
The Manitoba Department of Agriculture outlines grain yields by district for wheat oats barley and flax with district tables and notes a dry season followed by heavy rain in July. It discusses fodder supply, harvest labor, weed control and locust threats along with government aims to support farmers facing potential crop shortfalls.
The Rev. A. M. Harvout is named president of the new women’s theological seminary in Cincinnati. The Young People’s Society of Christian Endeavor plans a world session in London at Alexandra Palace on July 10. Oxford diocese reports 2,200 church bell ringers, the most in England, with Exeter and Devon following. Rev. Robert J. Bardette, once known as the Hurlington Hawk Eye man, has left Pasadena California Baptist church.
The Indianapolis Journal quotes a playful definition of chaxru uta as the lingering ache yesterday after returning three kittens to trees. A comedic aside contrasts this with a reforming character who has signed a pledge and vowed never to tell a lie, as noted in the Chicago Pest.
A compilation notes George Byron Curtis succeeding Mudford as London Standard editor after 20 years as assistant. Edouard de Reszke loses his six year old daughter Marie. Lord Roberts nicknamed Saint for stained glass image. Luke Green claims fending off lions and hyenas with English periodicals. Lord Halsbury expected to retire. Sir Francis Jeune could replace him. Senator Culberson recalls a deadly coincidence with his portrait. I K Posnanski dies, leaving vast charitable bequests. D F Ray appointed US marshal of Hawaii and ex-secretary to Senator Cullom. Columbia U awarded LL D to Richard Wainwright who gave the commencement address. Ex-Governor Hogg of Texas forming law firm ties in Mexico City and New York. General del Maino as Italian ambassador at Berlin instrumental in Milan uprising. Lt Governor W A Northcott of Illinois seeks Republican VP nomination. Modern Woodmen head consul in 18??.
In Japan meals adapt to callers at any hour. Canada borders vast forests, mountains and prairie. Siberian logs price low but rapid cutting threatens future reforestation. Smuggled tobacco once burned by the queen's pipe is now sent to criminal lunatic asylums for inmates. Quail hunts in Egypt surprise many, proving millions exist there.
A Michigan Telephone Company lineman refuses to wear a hat on hot days. An old lady lends him her husband’s hat. He accepts but jokes that he has no brains and would not gain any by wearing headgear while digging post holes. The incident ends with thanks and a humorous remark.
Describes sniping by sharpshooters and cadences of outpost duties where soldiers ignore superiors unless addressed. Notes over 20 rope knots used in military engineering plus lashings for pontooning and spar bridging. States wide pontoon bridges are steadier and describes placement of tow ropes in current.
A terse dialogue captures a flirtatious exchange where a man declares his own ideal and the woman replies with mockery. The talk mixes self-possession and blunt wordplay in a dated slang tone.
Carolus Durer paints while smoking, except with a sitter, seeking inspiration in aipe. James M Barrie shifts stance on politics, showing a new openness. The South Africa writers' colony attracts Barrie and others like Conan Doyle and Kipling as legal notices and cures are cited in promotional material.
In a humorous exchange the wife calls for the clock fixer and the lazy husband misreads the clock’s location joking about it having run down. The Philadelphia Press notes Bickle’s Anti Consumptive Syrup as a remedy for throat and lung diseases, claimed to relieve cough and chest tightness.
A farce comedian asserts deep familiarity with Shakespeare while admitting few plays seen. He notes their burlesque version has long been in the family, claiming unrivaled knowledge through performance rather than study.
A dialogue quotes a poet admirer debating the value of high cluss versus versatile writing. It discusses sleeplessness caused by digestive derangement and promotes Warmelee's Vegetable Pills as a remedy to induce sleep and restore happiness.
A swindle tale unfolds as a lawyer extols eloquence and his client is acquitted. The client protests innocence and denies stealing 100,000 gulden, while the lawyer laments his earlier belief in lucrative fees as the exchange reveals shifting suspicions.
A Vittsburg resident rebukes a street hand organ player at his gate criticizing the noise and demand for coin. The organ man replies with a playful insistence on business, saying he is there to play for pay.
A fragment from a humorous exchange notes how Minard's Liniment relieves neuralgia and prompts a hostess to invite a wife to play. The dialogue then pivots to a joke about asking the wife to participate.
A chaotic fragment from Pearson's Weekly describes an officer wounded in a keg and a surgeon at work. After many incisions the officer, fatigued by operations, asks why the surgeon did not say the remedy was in his pocket, referencing Inard's Liniment for sale everywhere.
A humorous dialogue features a man dwelling rent free and a prompt reply about Holloway's Corn Cure. The exchange blends wit with a product recommendation noting its claimed effectiveness in removing troublesome excreta based on testimonials.
A clipped excerpt depicts crowd reaction to early automobiles with Hal mocking the new machine while a bystander says it will endure. A farmer, A Nickerson of Dutton, reports grippe left him with back pain until Dr Thomas Eclectric Oil cured him after three days of internal and external use.
In a humorous exchange, editor notes the middle name spelling with a Y while Mrs. Olive Kyd Blurdekina defends women’s rights. She clarifies she does not wish to be mistaken for a prizefighter, stressing female empowerment.
The notice claims constant business effort weakens energies and causes lassitude from digestive troubles. It asserts Parmelee's Vegetable Pills can recuperate, restore healthful function, dispel low mood, and revive flagging energies.
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