London burglars plot in Martins' mansion caper
In a tense London crime sketch, Durand plots with Billy Man and gang as Green Crookes and Monday prepare a stealth entry into Sir John Martin’s home. Billy Man surprises Sir John, while Green and Crookes breach the library safe. The scene ends with a call to a passing constable as the raid unfolds.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Joan
Thorold
Edward Thorold
Durand
Thery
Green
Sid
Billy Man
London
Sid Monday
Crookes
England
Green and Crookes
Crookes and Green
St Billy
John Martin
Sir John
Proud Father and the Pantry Preserves Mischief
A humorous exchange shows a proud father describing his other son as a future wonder after the boy eats all the pantry preserves and smears the cat. In a separate scene Mrs. Wiggins reveals she voted this morning and wrote her reasons on the ballot, signing her name.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mr. Wiggins
Mrs. Wiggins
Children strike for better pay and shorter hours
A spokesman named Johnny announces children will not obey until their demands for higher pay and shorter hours are met. The father orders them to bed with strict time, insisting they not wake until breakfast, highlighting a labor dispute within a family setting.
Minards Liniment Cures Garget and Courtroom Quips
A lady litigant spent money on clerks and bailiffs and grows nervous. She asks the lawyer who a new functionary is and learns it is the crier. The lawyer jokes about doing the crying herself.
Worm Exterminator Sparks Affordable Pest Control
The cost effective Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator is described as within reach of all and can be set at any druggist's.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mother Graves
Local Mayor Issues Tale of Passport for Vain Lady
A French town mayor, following regulations, prepares a passport for a wealthy, highly respected acquaintance noted for vanity. He glosses over a slight facial disfigurement and writes in the description that her eyes are dark, beautiful, tender, expressive, but one is missing.
It Talks and is Understood Paw What Is a Universal Language
A cryptic line discusses a universal language likened to paw money and a father’s guidance to his son. The text hints at hidden meanings and cross species communication.
Old Nurse Persuades Doctor to Drink Postum
An old nurse guides an experienced doctor to adopt Postum over tea and coffee. He reports better sleep, weight gain, and overall health after five years of use, noting many patients also switch. Postum is offered in Regular and Instant forms with preparation tips and a Canadian company credit.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Stum Co
Windsor
Ont
Wellville
Thunderstorm electricity theory by Humphreys outlined
US Weather Bureau expert W J Humphreys explains that vigorous up drafts in cumulus clouds split raindrops and cause charge separation. Positive charges dominate large drops and rainfall, while negative spray rises. theory by Simpson gains support despite earlier doubts about uprush strength.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
W. J. Humphreys
Weather Bureau
Simpson
Why Duels are Harmless in France Amid Speed Trials
A French duel often ends without bloodshed. If the offense is minor, commanders speak the word Fire quickly so seconds can prevent aiming. Three shots may occur before intervention, then honor is satisfied. Metronome timing governs the pace, from eighty to 140 beats per minute, to control danger.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
France
The Ma Car s Firerunner Overland Mail Coach Arrives in St Joseph
The first daily overland mail coach reached St Joseph Missouri fifty two years ago last Friday, linking New York to the Pacific. Pony express had preceded it, riders covered sixty miles while facing hostility from Indians, and telegraph and then railways ended the mail coach era though it remained useful as a railroad feeder for years.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Overland Mail
St. Joseph
Sacramento
Overland Stage
Pony Express
New York
Pacific Coast
Misouri River
Pacific
Money Express
Seeing the Retina Shadow Experiment in a Dark Room
In a dim room and by focusing past a candle on a wall, one can reveal a branching black figure on a reddish background. The shadow corresponds to blood vessels at the back of the eye, though the light impressions form behind them.
Vaccination Rush Sweeps Stockholm Amid Outbreak
Stockholm faces a smallpox outbreak with vaccine supply exhausted. Sufficient vaccinia for 106000 people has been ordered from abroad. Vaccination parties become popular with at home visits at 5 o clock followed by communal dining.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Stockholm
An Ordeal of Aunt Mary and the Golf Balls
In a quiet London visit, Aunt Mary recounts a morning walk on the moor and encounters many passersby. She brings home twenty four curious round items, later revealed as golf balls from the golfing family.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Aunt Mary
London
Weill
Mary
Man's character tested by a woman's tears
A terse proverb notes that many men have had their flawed character exposed or redeemed through the emotional evidence provided by a woman's tears. The saying underscores the social weight of female expressions of sorrow in judging male behavior.
MORE WOMEN THAN MEN IN MORTALITY AND ENDURANCE
A European statistician shows women outlive men after age 30 with lower mortality from 30 to 85 and beyond 85, while earlier years see closer rates. He cites women’s greater endurance, quicker perception of fatigue, and stronger nervous resilience as key factors despite higher susceptibility to some nervous and mental illnesses.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mosso
Royal Punishment The Queen’s childhood and royal duties
A historical retelling recalls Queen Victoria of the Netherlands as a child preferring dolls to duties at Kensington. An anecdote shows her warning a doll with a nap and a mock threat of a carriage ride with bows to hat-tippers, illustrating early royal discipline.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Holland
Victoria
Kensington Palace
Vacuum Pipelines Move Coal From Cars to Piles
The vacuum-cleaner principle finds a major use in unloading coal cars. An Austrian power plant installs vacuum pipes to handle all its coal. Dust and nut coal graded under Austrian standards is loaded by car, sucked through a large pipe into storage piles two hundred yards away. From there, coal for boiler fires travels via other vacuum pipes to feed the mechanical stokers.
Force of Example Old Lady Speech
An elderly woman remarks that police men face risk of corruption from constant crime exposure. A policeman replies that criminals are the ones at risk of becoming saints by association with lawmen.
Barber and Long Sufferer Mock Wart and Uneven Nose
A caricature exchange features a barber joking about thinning hair and a long sufferer teasing a wart on the nose and an oversized ear. The banter centers on physical flaws in a humorous street scene.
Small Paris Dynamo Attracts Scientific Attention
A tiny electric dynamo weighing a quarter ounce and measuring three-fifths by half by three-fifths inches was built by French mechanician Trevet. It uses a coil of quarter inch diameter with five and a half feet of insulated copper wire. Indicated voltage is 3.5 and current 0.2 but power remains unmeasured. The machine emits a bee-like hum while operating.
Ho loway's Corn Cure Relief Promises Comfort
An advertiser touts Ho loway's Corn Cure as a certain relief so no man or woman need hobble painfully above due to corns. The claim emphasizes immediate ease and practical relief for sufferers.
Writing for Posterity by Shaw and a dress rehearsal
A famed French critic asks to attend Shaw’s dress rehearsal to draft a rapid Paris critique. Shaw declines private rehearsals, noting his comedies are written for the next day, reassuring the critic that timing won’t misrepresent the work.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Storys
George Bernard Shaw
Mr. Shaw
Paris
Shaw
By Law Dispute Over Remarks Sparks Association Tiff
In a heated exchange during a meeting, Jones confronts Mr Oldboy and vows denunciation if he makes further assertions. The president calls for order while affirming the bylaw limits on comments. Jonee then defends remarks as permitted within bylaw restraints.
Printing bureau unveils faster stamp production
A new gummed perforating machine in the Bureau of Engraving and Printing in Washington turns out a mile of finished post stamps every five minutes, improving efficiency in stamp production.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Bureau of Engraving and Printing
Speech Impediment Keeps Wedding Shelved
Brief joke sketch shows a sister asking why not marry and a brother replying that she cannot say yes due to a speech impediment. The exchange relies on a pun about inability to pronounce the word yes.
What Fishes Know and Their Powers of Reason
A curious observation notes that fish seem to exhibit a form of reason. They recognize the feeder, gather where food is regularly offered, and can split overly large morsels on a sharp stone.
Also Mentioned on This Page
Zam Buk
For All
By E. R. Punshon
Gimiets
Martin
Billy Max
Sneezer
Mr. Man
Byuticura
Gilletts Lye
We Sillett Comi Company
Toronto
Johnny F
Minard
Wilson
Abbey
Canada
Dr. Pierce
R. V. Pierce