Hundred Capsules By Post Offer Thrown In Toronto Ad
An advertisement offers hundred capsules by post for two dollars to cure nervousness headaches neuralgia rheumatism sciatica. The note lists Alver in Toronto Ontario and gives a mailing address at 501 Sherbourne.
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Alver
Sherbourne
Toronto
Ontario
Arctic Expedition Promoters Plan Four Month Trip
London promoters offer a four month Arctic voyage for $1000 per passenger. The trip includes meals and the chance to shoot a polar bear a seal a walrus two musk oxen one wolf and two white foxes. The aim is to seek gold in Baffin Land where nuggets may be found. The ship will have electric light private cabins with baths and provisions include wines and spirits.
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Arctic
London
Baffin Land
Stop the Cough and Mayo Ironies
Coughing results from irritation in the respiratory passages and Dr Thomas Eclectric Oil reduces inflammation and stops the cough. The Mayo anecdote recalls an Irish juror describing bleak country with a grazing district driver notes summer feed but hare would flee in winter.
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Thomas
Mayo
Acre
Feels Like A New Woman Woman Recommends Pinkham's Remedy
In Piqua Ohio Mrs Orrna Turner reports organic weakness with backache kidney pains and fatigue improved after using Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound She urges others to try it and offers consent for her name to be used in promotion. Confidential letters answered by women at Lydia E Pinkham Medicine Co Lynn Massachusetts.
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Piqua
Ohio
Lydia E. Pinkham
Orrna Turner
Wayne St
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co
Lynn
Mass
Inquisitive Stranger and Jones on a Stopless Train
A curious passenger questions Jones during a Crewe to London journey. Jones reveals a wife and five children he has never met, including a newborn youngest, as the stranger presses for details. An Irish immigrant in New York tours sights with his brother Mike, who points to a Chinatown laundry and jokes Pat cannot read it.
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Hie
Jones
Crewe
London
New York
Ellis Island
Mike
Pat
City Hall
Trinity Church
Chinatown
Ireland
Begorra
Piles Cured Quickly with PAZO OINTMENT Claim
Druggists advertise PAZO OINTMENT promising cure for itching bleeding or protruding piles within 6 to 14 days. First application is claimed to give relief and money is asked as a round payment.
Putnam Painless Corn and Wart Extractor Claims Quick Relief
Advert shows Putnam's Painless Corn and Wart Extractor removes warts and corns within a day without pain or scarring. Claims no burn or time loss and offers a 25 cent bottle with a satisfaction guarantee.
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Putnam
Student class summons lead to mass audience
A school scene ends with the principal inviting one culprit for a private interview, but every boy in the class attends the meeting in a shared, awkward moment. The teacher complained about flirtatious behavior by a big boy toward the music teacher who visits daily.
Irish Farmer and the Bicycle Mock Trade Tale
An Irish farmer enters an iron monger shop to buy a scythe. The shop offers a bicycle for fifteen pounds. The farmer jokes he would rather have fifteen pounds in a cow and quips about riding or milking a bicycle.
Rude diner demands Carmen during meal at cafe
A man orders a waiter to alert the orchestra to play Carmen while he eats beef steak. He explains he wants to hear the Toreador song to feel like a bullfighter.
Grace the country girl shows gown from a poor insignificant worm
Grace returns home for college holidays and demonstrates a silk gown she declares came from a "poor, little insignificant worm" provoking her father to quip that he is the worm. The scene unfolds at a reception hosted by Grace's mother.
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Grace
Worm
Lippincott’s
Clergyman Uses Sugar Test To Explain Conscience
A clergyman visiting a Windsor area school asked boys how conscience behaves if a pupil steals sugar. A boy replied that stealing would lead to a thrashing, and the teacher noted the red face as the sign that tensing to swallow the sugar would reveal guilt.
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Windsor
Sunrise in Africa described at Canadian club dinner
Rev. Dr. W. S. Rainsford, former rector of St. George's, spoke at a Canadian club dinner about an African sunrise near Mount Kiksangare. He described red dawn lighting and rising mists washing the peak, noting the scene as unique to Africa.
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St. George's
Mount Kiksangare
Africa
New York World
Fur is a long distance to go say
A dialogue of a teacher prompting spelling and a student answering with a pun about fur being a long distance to go. The exchange highlights classroom wordplay and mispronunciation.
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Tommy
Fur
Johnny
Public figure cited for terse utterances impact
The Montreal Star notes that Mr. Wilson, through concise logical statements on public affairs, set a standard in clear discourse. The piece suggests his influence on American public opinion and the value of succinct, rational commentary.
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Wilson
Montreal Star
The Easiest Way Joe
Josephine explains the simplest nail driving method. Hold the hammer with both hands and strike with steady aim. The Ohio Sug Dial notes a practical tip for avoiding smashed fingers while driving nails.
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Joe
Josephine
Ohio
New Spring Health Claim for Dr Williams Pink Pills
The ad promotes Dr Williams Pink Pills as a spring tonic that creates new red blood to renew vitality. It cites Mrs Geo Burns of Albany P E I detailing recovery from weakness, nervousness, and fatigue after using the pills. Sold by medicine dealers or by mail from The D Williams Medicine Co Brockville Ont at 50 cents a box or $2 50 for six.
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Albany
P.E.I
D. Williams’ Medicine Co
Brockville
Ont
Camel loan denied sparks emergency case swap
An Irish regiment corporal in India asks a quartermaster to lend a camel to haul a spare tent. The quartermaster refuses, citing only the cart is available and the spare camel is for emergencies. The corporal then proposes placing the emergency case on the cart to free the camel.
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India
What is the evil of divorce and re marriage
A brief, pointed quote reflecting social attitudes toward divorce and remarriage. The lines critique the idea of divorce and remarriage, highlighting perceived moral and familial complications. The source presents sharp, opinionated commentary rather than narrative detail.
Reading lesson leads Willie to mispronounce barque
In class Willie struggles with the word barque during a reading exercise. The captain asks about the vessel and the teacher corrects him, eliciting hesitation and a final shouted miscue bow wow as the moment ends.
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Willie
Dyspepsia Relief Tablet Ad from National Drug and Chemical Co
An advertisement promotes Na-Dru-Co Dyspepsia Tablets to aid digestion after meals. It claims the tablets restore stomach vigor and curb indigestion and dyspepsia, urging readers to buy a box at their druggist.
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National Drug and Chemical Ceo. of Canada, Limited
London’s Huge Traffic Figures From Underground Railways
Si Edgar Speyer reported at the Underground Electric Railways Company annual meeting that last year the group earned 21,932,500 dollars and carried 1,190,000,000 passengers at an average of 2.8 cents. Payroll topped 11,750,000 and improvements 7,815,000, with 27,000 employed. The London General Omnibus Company carried 586,000,000 passengers and earned 16,006,000 dollars. Albert Stanley was absent ill.
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London
Si Edgar Speyer
Underground Electric Railways Company
Underground Electric
London General Omnibus Company
Albert SI Stanley
Robert Perks
Great Eastern Railway
Henry William Thornton
Underground
Stanley
Edgar Speyer
Derby
America
Mr. Thornton
Present from Old Niggard Backfires on Tims Boss Gift
A factory owner gives his long time worker a “gift” of a blue envelope that contains a portrait of the boss. The worker returns home excited, but the next morning the boss asks how the gift was received and the worker curtly replies it was as expected. The moment exposes the boss’s snobbery and the worker’s resigned view of his life.
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Tims
Old Niggard
O.N
Teacher Leads Kids To Learn Kindness In Hornet Incident
A teacher takes children on a walk to teach kindness to animals. A scream from Johnny reveals he has been stung by a hornet and expresses concern for the insect's welfare. The moment underscores the lesson in empathy.
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Johnny
Miller's Worm Powders Prove Throbbing Remedy for Worms
A mother noticing a child’s distress detects worms and uses Miller's Worm Powders. The product is guaranteed to expel worms, with vomiting as a possible but temporary side effect, signaling thorough action. Warnings emphasize worms cannot persist where powders are used.
Uncle Podger pays dinner as Tom dreams of coin
During a festive dine out, Uncle Podger covers the bill with a ten pound note. Tom wakes to find the waiter presenting a plate full of sovereigns and half crowns, and requests the same windfall, jolting him into action.
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Podger
Tom
Funeral drawing crowds as town bids farewell to popular stranger
The death drew the entire town to the service with many calling the deceased one in a million. A local judge notes his generosity after he bought a car and gave rides to those who had asked.
Canadian Banks Earn Low 1913 Margins Compared With U S
1913 profits show Canadian banks at about 0.37 percent return on capital, lower than U S banks. Canadian banks paid 64 percent of net profits as dividends versus 74 percent in America. The discussion notes American reformers and a sly quip about an Englishman and legislation.
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United
Six Year Old Student’s Egg Fetch Story
A girl named Kate aged six had attended school only a few days. She was sent to the chicken house to fetch eggs and was instructed to raise her hand if she wanted anything. At the door she heard a farmer urge the chickens that laid an egg to raise their hands. The incident is reported by The Dolis eator.
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Kate
Hersar
Doctor or not a doctor
A friend questions a person about becoming a doctor and jokes about examining a medical volume for an extended period. The scene ends with confusion over the volume’s true nature, a bound edition mistaken for a magazine.
The Surest Way to Ditch Bill Collectors
A quoted snippet shows a character claiming relief from debt collectors with a sure method. The speaker insists they pay them off, addressing a companion with urgency and humor about an easy solution.
Hatmakers Fear Ospreys Face Extinction
A Fliegende Blatter quip cautions that the high use of ospreys for hats could drive the birds to extinction. The light exchange suggests concern over fashion harming wildlife and a joking remedy through purchases.
Wichita Attorney Enjoys Cake Hunt Keeps Slices Hidden
A Wichita attorney loves a cake his wife bakes. She splits the large cake into slices before leaving to visit her parents and hides them around the house. Each day she writes him a letter telling where to find a piece.
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Wichita
Kansas City Star
Cattle Calcium and the Bells Spark Uproar
The playful quip links Tessie Footlights-Men to bells while joking about cattle calcium and pulling legs to release rings. The tone hints at a lighthearted, humorous public display. No specific events or figures are provided.
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Tessie
Clarissa and her baking talent in verse
A humorous verse ponders Clarissa as a judge of character and talent, noting her skill in making fudge and angel food while joking about her bread baking abilities. The poem playfully contrasts culinary flair with broader judgment.
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Clarissa
Saskatchewan Dairy Train Tour Draws 6525 Attendees
A series of meetings across Saskatchewan on a dairy department train drew 6,525 participants. The itinerary covered more than a month with 72 stop points on Canadian Pacific and Grand Trunk Pacific railways, where multiple meetings were held and interest in the instruction program was exceptionally high.
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Saskatchewan
Department of Agriculture
Canadian Pacific
Grand Trunk Pacific
Catarrhozone Inhaler Promised Quick Relief From Catarrh
An advert claims Catarrhozone Inhaler quickly relieves catarrhal forehead pains and sniffles. It touts a piney vapor that clears the head, stops sniffles, and kills germs, with customer testimonials from Cordova Ontario claiming rapid improvement after first use and guaranteed satisfaction.
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P. Dingman
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