Cure Cough With Linseed Syrup Says Patent Remedy
An old advertisement touts Syrup of Linseed Licorice and ChaFyne as a remedy for coughing and throat irritation. It claims the formula soothes coughs helps sleep and treats the underlying mucus irritation. Children are urged to take it since it tastes agreeable.
Record shipment sets pace for horse transport to Vancouver
Irving H. Wheatcroft ships one hundred thoroughbred horses from Lexington to Vancouver via Soo Line and Canadian Pacific. The six day limit is smashed with arrival in Vancouver at 8:50 a.m. on October 11 after departure October 13 from St Paul. Horses later sail to Australia aboard the Kish from Vancouver.
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Soo Line
Canadian Pacific Railway
Lexington
Kentucky
Irving H. Wheatcroft
United States
Seystbek Farms
Boo Line
Wheatcroft
St. Paul
Minneapolis
Fortal
Portal
Australia
Kish
Odd quotes and corncure ad punctuate late 19th humor
A collage of quips and a Holloway's Corn Cure advertisement plus a Puck gag. It includes lines about a professor's tongue, a joke about a wife, a remark on wart treatment, and a humorous anecdote of a busy aunt peering from a window.
Shilohs Cure and College Query Recounted
Fragmented OCR text mentions Shilohs Cure for coughs and throat relief priced at five cents, alongside a garbled question about marriage and college. The passage also references Mabel and a conditional plan regarding marriage and college entry.
Catarrh Cure Claim and Early Lighthouse Fact
Advertises Catarrh Cure by F. J. Cheney and Co claiming cure for catarrh targeting the mucous membranes with a $100 reward for a non curing case. Mentions Eustachian tube inflammation causing rumbling and loss of bearing. Notes Edystone lighthouse in England and ancient warning fires near Alexandria two centuries before Christ.
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F. J. Cheney & CO
Iial
England
Alexandria
Trading Stamps Sparked Bathing Suit Debate
A saleslady offers trading stamps with bathing suits. Mrs. Shyly reacts with humor and insistence that the wearer should have more coverage, even if only a stamp.
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Mrs. Shyly
Seed tiny tobacco seeds fill acre with thimble full
The article notes tobacco seeds are extremely small, stating a thimbleful can sow over an acre of ground. It highlights the minuteness of the seeds and their efficient spread for large planting areas.
In-game Redemption Grants Bench Role for Bail
The article notes bail can redeem himself only while in the game, but cannot play if he remains on the bench. It emphasizes limited return to action and the constraint of not bench duty turning into active play.
Tallest Trees and Ancient Timber Worldwide
The tallest trees are Australian eucalyptus at about 480 feet, with California mammoth trees reaching 276 to 373 feet and up to 108 feet in girth. Some are 2,000 to 2,100 years old. The oldest may be on Cos island off Asia Minor, wall preserved and 30 feet in circumference. Ancient timbers in buildings exceed a thousand years, and Roman piles survive two thousand years underwater. Wood lasting longer when submerged is noted, and the U S government studies preserving wood with oils and tar to extend life.
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California
Cos
Asia Minor
United States
The Value of a Good Name in Business and Life
A speaker warns that reputation is vital and acts as capital for a young person entering business. Slurs ruin employability and influence, while public warnings are often scoffed at. Protecting a spotless name requires prudence, especially to avoid appearances of evil and harmful gossip.
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Wen Ho
Humorous courtroom exchange with shy milkman witness
A judge jokes about contempt of court to an amused bar and clerk as a milkman witness recalls a summons for debt from twenty years ago tied to Casey the tailor, highlighting courtroom humor and memory.
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George Robey
Casey
Foolish Kiss Leads to Gun Fleeing Neighbor Scene
Miss Lovely warns of telling her father as a bold suitor kisses her repeatedly. She seeks her father who brings a gun. A window is shattered as Mr Bolder bolts toward the railway, fleeing the scene.
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Miss Lovely
Bolder
Pearl Button Dispute Over Lake Pyle Flight
An aviator and his wife aboard an airship plan a first trip but fear landing when she thinks she lost a pearl button from her jacket. The pilot reassures and notes the glistening object near Lake Pyle.
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George
Lake Pyle
Precise Proofreader Meets a Witty Reporter Joke
A quip from Ladies Home Journal recounts a sharp exchange. A reporter printed a piece on Willie Brown burned by a live wire, prompting a teasing note asking which is the west end of a boy, answered with The end the son sets on.
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Willie Brown
West End
Ladies Home Journal
Insect Emotions Claim Sparks Scientific Debate
A scientist argues that insects have emotions and recalls witnessing a mosquito weep. The piece notes skepticism from a comic aside about a moth ball and echoes a Philadelphia Record tongue in cheek commentary.
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Joax
Philadelphia Record
Suburban dispute over pasteurized milk provokes claim
A humorous village debate unfolds as Milkfan taunts a rival over cow safety, offering five dollars if any cow was bitten by a mad dog. The exchange critiques quality and old fears about dairy milk in a rural setting.
Suffragette Prospect in Politics Questioned
An exchange questions what a suffragette could achieve in politics while a woman is deemed unlikely as a logical candidate. A customer service remark about handling a coin is noted amid the dialogue.
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Beni Cuius
Eton birching debate quoted by Ambassador Bryce
Ambassador James Bryce spoke at a Washington reception urging abolition of birching at Eton. He praised the move and warned masters once believed in harsh discipline. A Los Angeles Times note references the phrase about a pupil’s extremity being a teacher’s opportunity. A Sunday school child, Johnny Williams, causes mild concern in a fleeting comic remark from Harper’s.
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James Bryce
Washington
Eton
Bryce
Los Angeles Times
Johnny Williams
Johnny
Harper's
Wise Course on Publishing Scarcity for Profit
The excerpt discusses advice to publish small editions to maximize long term value. It quotes Cleve noting that the scarcer a book becomes after centuries, the more money it yields. The dialogue frames edition size as a strategic factor for future gains.
Farcical Flight Ends With Rescue Over Ardbion Sea
A French aviator on a holiday flight soars with grand boasts above the blue sea but is toppled by a gust and falls into the water. A holidaymaker rescues him, sparking a brisk exchange about his jam factory work and the rescuer’s sharp wit.
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Blue Sea
England
Ardbion
Rastus Learns Neighborliness in Simple Dialogue
A new minister assesses Rastus as honest and industrious yet unsociable. The clergyman urges neighborliness and love for one another, while Rastus quips he interacts with others as much as they do with him and admits not being self-absorbed.
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Rastus
Dominie
Pahson
Wagner Fans Lobster Breaks Between Acts
Higgins and Latherberry discuss Wagner with enthusiasm. Parzifal is praised as the opera of choice with a long intermission allowing a lobster meal and a nap before the next act begins.
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Higgins
Latherberry
Heiress Chooses Count Over Duke After Bribery Claim
A duke asks for marriage. the heiress cites commitment to the count. The duke reveals he paid the count five dollars to secure his position, prompting a confession of a trivial bribe and a prioritization of the count.
Jack Gale’s Crew Beats Lobster But Boat Turns Turtle
A terse exchange shows Jack Gale’s crew defeating the Lobster before the vessel turns turtle, prompting questions about the outcome and the ship’s fate.
Yellow and White Clothes Spark Reflected Banter
A vain woman twirls before a mirror and is teased about her yellow and white outfit. A large man in embroidered slippers remarks the colors resemble a fried egg, prompting amused reactions from the observer.
Fragmentary Note on Peean Averages and Scotsmen
Fragmentary OCR mentions pea n averages and Scotsmen tied to a theme about the United Republics and France for corresponding periods. Details are incomplete and names or dates are unclear.
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France
Begin With The Boys Sayings From Roosevelt On Raising Youths
The excerpt quotes Colonel Roosevelt stressing early work with boys to ensure durable reforms. It warns that poorly raised children threaten both families and the state, urging parents to supervise moral upbringing and citing the Wise King on training a child.
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Colonel Roosevelt
He Got the Jc! Office Boy Job Banter
A brief humorous exchange references a job as an office boy and staying awake. The dialogue contrasts being alert with pretending to be asleep when seeing someone kiss a typewriter. The comic tone mirrors a newspaper snippet from the Washington Star.
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Washington Star
Wedding and alimony chatter in old papers
Inherited Clinton I suppose your little ones ask many embarrassing questions. Clubleigh Yes they are just like their mother. The proof of the wedding is in the alimony. Boston Transcript Life
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Clinton
Clubleigh
Boston Transcript
Newfoundland Sends Good News On Kidney Pills
J C Green a rheumatism and lumbago sufferer for five years reports fast relief and cure from Dodd's Kidney Pills at Clam Bank Cove Bay St George Nfld. Mel Green, a well known resident, also credits Dodd's with cures after five years of pain and fatigue. He says strain and cold caused his trouble and he now sleeps better and feels restored. Dodd's Kidney Pills are praised as a universal cure for kidney ills.
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Dodd
Clam Bank Cove
Bay St. George
Newfoundland
Mel Green
Mr. Green
Patriotism Sparks Reform Versus Foreign Endorsement
Quote features Senator Sorem ham arguing patriotism motivates reform while resenting foreign endorsement. The Washington Star frames the idea as a tension between national duty and external approval.
Why is a Woman like the Ivy Riddle Gaffe at Social
A party guest attempts a riddle about a woman and ivy. He misstates the old joke and delivers a muddled punchline. Ladies present fail to respond appropriately before he offers a clumsy variant.
C P R Expands Chicago Freight Terminal Complex
Canadian Pacific Railway plans to spend 5 to 7 million dollars on a new Chicago freight terminal and auxiliary yard. The Soo Line and Wisconsin Central assets are repositioned with land purchases totaling 1.39 million dollars for a new termin al and Grand Central Station access after lease expiry. 195 parcels have been bought for 639,900 dollars.
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Chicago
Canadian Pacific Railway
Minneapolis, St. Paul & Sault Ste. Marie Railway
Wisconsin Central
Baltimore & Ohio
Chicago Terminal
Illinois Central
Park Row
Randolphe St
Soo
Grand Central Station
Fifth Avenue
Polk Street
A Cure for Fever and Ague Uses Parmelees Pills
Disturbance of the stomach and liver precede fever and ague, signaling digestive derangements and blood deterioration. Parmelee's Vegetable Pills are said to rapidly abate fever and subdue ague in a few days. A solicitor asks about hair loss and is told a cardboard box offers a simple remedy.
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Parmelee
Notable Quotes From Chicago Record Herald
The Chicago Record Herald remarks that averting war and preventing illness is preferable to fighting or curing. It promotes Hamilins Wizard Oil as a household safeguard and cites a cynical line about wealth from fooling the public and a mistaken claim of genius.
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Chicago Record-Herald
Doer and tellers in a navy era employment tale
A humorous Victorian style dialogue shows a job seeker claiming to be “the doer” while bosses and clerks pass tasks along. The piece notes naval matters and a remark on Rome's bridge history with a concluding line about Roman construction.
International standard carat proposed for gemstones
Jewelers seek an international standard carat as Belgium leads efforts to fix the weight at 200 milligrams. Traditionally a carat equals 3.2 grains in English speaking countries, though the origin from the Greek word for the carob fruit shows historical uncertainty.
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Belgium
Wistful wish for appetite stirs old memories
A dialogue contrasts youth and adulthood as a character longs for the hunger of boyhood while noting he no longer pays his board. The exchange highlights the clash between realism and romance in aging.
Witnesses in Case Stir Controversy with Tall Lying Claims
In a sharp exchange the Baltimore American questions the credibility of witnesses. The paper notes a long history of branding crimes and jokes about lying, referencing the 1822 abolition of branding for crimes.
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Baltimore American
Dead Man Responsible in Train Wreck Findings
Coroner's jury concluded the collision was caused by negligence of Simon Turner, though Turner was only a passenger on the ill fated train. The inquest noted Turner was the sole deceased they could identify.
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Simon Turner
Battleship Suffragette Arrives With Lace Trimmed Crew
The battleship Suffragette arrived today under Captain Matilda Screech. The vessel landed a party of bluejackets trimmed with real lace.
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Matilda Screech
Turkey Deploys Army on Massive War Outing
Turkey announces a sweeping military mobilization totaling about one million personnel to support its war effort. Officials describe the operation as a major national defense push amid regional tensions and alliance commitments.
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Turkey
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