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Save Your Marriage Stay Home And Avoid Infidelity
A humorous and satirical column cites SUNY Albany research suggesting people keep shopping for spouse quality after marriage and that infidelity risks rise in open environments. It mocks public scandals from the White House to royalty, reinterpreting modern temptations and recommending cruises and family trips as safer alternatives. The piece rolls through celebrity marriages, royal privilege, and pop culture to lampoon chronic wandering and the idea of a “change” in partners.
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State University of New York
Albany
White House
Senate
House
FBI
Supreme Court
Kennedys
J. Edgar Hoover
Washington
Los Angeles
Elizabeth Taylor
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Buckingham Palace
Arkansas