Don’t Hang Your Stocking Up
A fragmented Christmas lyric recounts a child’s disbelief in Santa Claus and the moral urging to keep faith. It contrasts doubters with believers as Christmas bells ring and homes glow with light. The piece emphasizes that belief or disbelief affects children and the holiday spirit.
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Santa Claws
Linele Falls
Tke Miller
Carl Heey
Santa Claus
Farmer Confused by Bank Cashier's Cheques
During the Amt ria panic a German farmer sought money at a bank but was told cash could only be issued as cashier's cheques. After patient explanations the president finally implied the system, with the farmer joking that a milk ticket would be easier when his baby wakes at night.
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Amtria
March
Schmidt
Schmide
Snippets of Wit and Dialogue From a Dated Scene
A collection of short, humorous exchanges and gags featuring students, mothers, a preacher, office boys, and a proprietor. The bits cover manners, secrecy, aging, domestic scenes, and light anecdotes about trains, wars, and love, all in a vintage newspaper tone.
A Priest's Pleasantly Punny Plea
A Catholic priest in Katland humorously refuses a Methodist clergyman's request for a pavement fund. After a pause the preacher confides he will donate five pounds to pave the way so his parishioners can reach his church.
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Katland
Tiech Church
Redd
Brown
Greene
Shaw Convinced by Hostess On Eleven Years Of Playing
Bernard Shaw, uneasy at a London gathering, is urged by a prominent hostess to praise the orchestra. She cites the musicians’ eleven years of playing together, provoking Shaw to joke about longer tenure, and he questions if Stewart has been there longer.
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Bernard Shaw
London
Shaw
Stewart
Stuck to the Letter in a Hong Kong Souvenir Sale
An American in Hong Kong visits Skeinen’s shop to buy a spoon. He notes the inscription Heng kalig ingot and pays 75 cents as a deposit. The next day a bowl inscription marks the purchase as 1906 with the same amount paid, prompting a humorous exchange about a French exercise and a master’s fairness.
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Hongkong
Skeinen
Daddy's Little Angel Christmas Tragedy in Irish Village
A mother and father endure the loss of their child on Christmas Eve as a drunken father returns home too late and the child dies after wandering toward the pub. The story ends with the mother forgiving him and a belief that God took the child to save the father's soul.
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Paddy
Jack Lane
God
Jesus
Linn
Jack
Daddy
Paradise
Merits of Mari Hep and Prosper Merimee Tale
A fragmentary life sketch narrates Prosper Merimee and a royal hunt memory. The tale recalls emperors, game, and a witty exchange on merit in aiming to hit nothing while firing between the birds. The dialogue also touches on modern wealth with a motor car and domestic jokes.
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Prosper Mehimet
Prosper Merimee
Cone
Merimer
Little Boy and the Frogs and Christmas Night Ghosts
A quirky composite tale shows Littl Dick catching shy frogs in a tin can when a hatly dressed young lady scolds him. The piece shifts to a Christmas Eve scene with Johnny dreaming of nurses and a chorus of mince pies and ghosts that warn children about overeating.
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Littl Dick
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