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Newspaper

Glenboro Gazette

Location

Glenboro, Manitoba, Canada

Date

Mar 07, 1902

Page

7

Alarm clock joke at Edinburgh professor birthday reveal

The Glenboro Gazette recounts a London Tit-Bits tale where a professor, absorbed in his lecture, ignores a noon alarm set by students. When the clock finally rings, he thanks the class for the gift and notes his wife needed a clock for their servant, then resumes the demonstration.

Edinburgh London

Minaris Lini Ment Praise From Noted Americans

Advertising copy reports testimonials from well known people across America praising Minaris Lini Ment as the best household remedy. C. C. Richards & Co. releases the notices.

America

Chronic Kicker Avoids Complaints After Stubbed Toe

If everyone knows you are a chronic kicker it is not wise to complain about stubbing a toe. The remark suggests caution in voicing minor injuries amid prior behavior.

Toledo firm promotes Cheney & Co for 100 dollar reward

An advertisement from CHENEY & CO in Toledo touts a one hundred dollar reward and urges trust in F J Cheney after citing 15 years of business dealings. The piece also markets a catarrh cure and Lall’s Family Pills with testimonials and sale details.

Ball's Cure Cheney & CO Toledoo Jd. Cheney ST. Uax Toledo Rinsas & Magvix Lioti Ailuirage St Fea Lall

Lost Umbrella Advertisement Reflects Faith in Humans

A brief item notes that placing a lost umbrella ad reveals hopeful trust in others to return it. The quirky social moment highlights everyday generosity and community norms in public notices.

Dinner Pill Promise for Indigestion Relief

The notice touts Dr Parmelees Vegetable Pills as remedies for crux of indigestion and dyspepsia. It claims the pills relieve stomach heaviness from hearty meals by correcting acidity opening secretions and converting food into healthy nutriment.

Dr. Parmelee

Infant Prodigy Reaches Early Fame Then Falters

A brief note observes a child celebrated as a prodigy at age four may face different outcomes by age forty, highlighting the uncertain arc of extraordinary talent and public expectation.

Sozodont Tooth Powder Ad Warns Deafness Cure

An illustration advertises Sozodont Tooth Powder with a quip about cake and beauty. A reader reports a supposed deafness cure by Dr Thomas Eclectric Oil, claiming an order sent to Wexford Ireland. The piece notes the favorite street as a winter watering place.

J. F. Kellock Terth Thomas Ireland Wexford

Nearalzia Faith Inspires Grain Proverb Insight

A fragment notes an Italian proverb about grinding corn and directing flour and bran with a moral reflection. It hints at a belief by Loualnt regarding Nearalzia and moral guidance in daily tasks.

Elora Woman Promotes Panacea for Female Wellness

A local Elora resident claims a universal remedy improves women’s health and urges every Canadian woman to use it. She markets the panacea as a simple cure for a wide range of female ailments and positions herself as a spokesperson for the movement.

Elora Woman Claims Dodd's Kidney Pills Cure Female Weakness

Mrs Maxwell of Elora Ontario writes a strong letter claiming Dodd's Kidney Pills cured her of female weakness after long kidney trouble causing dizziness headaches and great pain. She reports rapid relief and full recovery praising the medicine as the greatest cure for diseases of women and kidney disorders.

Elora Ont Dodd Mrs. Maxwell Bright

Postage Joke Echoes Through Old New Orleans Court

A tale from the New Orleans Times-Democrat recalls a copying clerk who wore three postage stamps on his cheek and hat as he rushed papers to the United States court. The judge, shocked, scolded him for carrying too much postage for second class matter.

New Orleans United States Court New Orleans Times-Democrat

Patchworks for a Traveling Tramp

A tramp asks a cautious mother for a needle and thread, cloth for a patch, and a spare suit to match the color. She offers an old suit and, with a courteous reply, agrees to provide a square meal to help fill it out.

Supburb

Tennyron and Tennyson Row Over Stable Duty

A Georgian inn encounter between a traveling poet and a stable boy sparks a heated exchange. The traveler quotes Tennyson claiming insult prompts the tavern staff to refuse, insisting the boy remains in place. The dispute ends with a defensive stance from the stable keeper.

Efron Landford Tennyson Avanta Constitution

All things come to him who weaith remark

A brief exchange shows a man dismissing fortune while a woman warns wealth rarely arrives unbidden, echoing a Chicago Record-Herald tone about wealth and readiness.

Weaith Chicago Record-Herald

Two Beads and Forebeads Quip from Philadelphia Press

A Philadelphia column features a playful exchange on beads and forebeads. It reflects lighthearted regional wit and a jab at trend signaling in a casual editorial tone.

Philadelphia Press

The Gell Storr Golf Trial Ends in Despair

A Scottish golfer nicknamed a meek meister faced repeated failures passing the tee hurdle. Frustration rose as sweat and effort failed to move the stubborn gutta percha. After a final cry to quit the match, a friend urged the ministry, and the pair parted with a sigh.

Two Crave Questions About Blue Light Church Attendance

The Baltimore American quotes Mr. Erastius Scontlake the eminent whitewash mpresswaist declining church attendance. He blamed long sermons and a then unpopular organ, saying the pastor is too talkative and the church doors are kept shut by winded crowds.

Blue Light Church Erastius Scontlake

Teederteia Steak Dispatches From The Kitchen

A terse note describes a kitchen scene with a first boarder declaring a bold baking or broiling action and a second speaker mentioning beefsteak. The transcript hints at domestic kitchen activity and informal dialogue. The text is fragmentary but preserves a sense of culinary chatter.

Teething Troubles and Safe Relief for Babies

Mothers face early teething pains with irritability fever and digestive upset. Baby's Own Tablets offer a safe mild remedy dissolved in water for infants including newborns, praised by a Brockville mother and backed by a Montreal analyst confirming lack of opiates or narcotics and safe use.

C. J. Delaney Brockville Dr. Williams Medicine Co Ont Dbaby Montreal Milton L. Hersey M.A Quetne Montreal

Epictetus quote on flattery and predation of souls

The saying warns that crows devour the eyes of the dead and flatterers destroy the souls of the living. It contrasts the insatiable hunger of birds with the spiritual harm caused by insincere praise and flattery.

Epictetus

Minard's Liniment and Celeste Coon Testimony

Syracuse resident Mrs Celeste Coon reports relief from stomach pain after using Parmelee's pills for dyspepsia She claims one box cured her and she can now eat any food without distress The ad promotes Minard's Liniment and Parmelee's pills as painless remedies for digestion issues.

Celeste Coon Syracuse

Distance of Manner Affects a Young Man's View

A dated reflection notes that distant manners fail to enchant a young man toward a pretty girl, implying social charm depends on closer, warmer interaction rather than mere distance.

Minard’s Liniment Cures Dandruff Promise

An old Danish proverb-like line extols Minard’s Liniment as a dandruff cure, urging readers to rely on its tomorrow promised results. The brief phrase emphasizes belief in the remedy’s effectiveness.

Penny corruption and the righteous pound proverb

The saying warns that a single corrupt penny can spoil a larger value like a pound. It reflects German proverbs that caution against mixing integrity with greed and small bribes impacting big fortunes.

Expressions of Love in a Domestic Scene

A brief dialogue portrays a woman seeking love and a man doubting affection. The exchange ends with a childlike cue as a cat rubs against the skirt, introducing a small moment of warmth in an otherwise tense mood.

Unnamed Woman Defends Silence in Gossip Claim

A woman with uncompromising eyes proclaims she never gossips or speaks on others unless it can be proven true. Miss Cayenne reacts with a remark on the woman’s relentless attitude as quoted by the Washingon Star.

Miss Cayenne Washingwn Star

Imagination vs Truth Quip in Childish Exchange

A father boasting that George Washington never lied is met with a witty retort from a boy who mocks the tale and imagines a fish. The exchange captures playful parenting and sharp humor in a domestic scene.

Kot George Washington Chirnen

Life and Talent in Spectral Reflection

A cryptic verse fragment discusses life beyond living and death’s grave mark while hinting at the sincere fostering of talent granted by nature. The lines evoke Aubrey Lanston’s poetic voice.

Aubrevy Lanston

Dyspeptic Skeptic Warns That Goodness Equals Happiness

A pithy remark asserts that persuading a troubled judge of virtue leads to contentment. The line contrasts moral effort with inner peace, suggesting contentment arises from virtue rather than external approval.

Young Men Seek Home Over Farm Life

A short reflection notes many young men leave rural farms for better opportunities at home. It contrasts farming with urban prospects and implies a pull to return home despite leaving.

First Love Trouble Never Lasts

A reflective line notes that early romantic attachment often does not endure as lasting love. The quote implies the common outcome of first affection not remaining final or definitive.

Washing Woollens with Lever's Dry Soap

In washing woollens and flannels the soft soap made from Lever's Dry Soap powder will be found very satisfactory for cleaning and refreshing delicate fabrics.

Lever

Men Who Can Take One Glass and Stop Told by First Aid

A terse warning notes that certain men can handle a single glass and stop if they are treated first. The remark implies discipline or training as key to controlling drinking.

Fixed for life the insurance fix for death phrase

A compact saying notes that life insurance companies fix people for death when benefits are sought. The line uses sharp critique of policy constructs and consumer vulnerability in the insurance market.

Fivery day in thy life is a leaf in thy history

A single line presents an Arabic proverb about life as a transient page in history. It offers a reflective, aphoristic view rather than a news item or report.

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The Glenboro Gazette Slerbornc C. C. Richards & Co Fawinter Loualnt Shiloh S.C. Wexts & Co Toronto Can Kart Canada Tennyron Georgia Him Teederteia Page Wire Fence Co., Limited Walkerville Ross & Ross Agenis Man Minard's Liniment Minard Dandruff Chicago News Winnipeg Dominion Bradley-Garretam Co., Ltd Brantford, Ont Bickle Lever Brothers, Limited Main ST Ontario Quebec Manitoba Ben Arthur Stewart
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