Running Away From Bob A Flight That Failed
Janet flees with her family pressures after a broken run toward a distant village. Bob pursues, misreads her plan, and their encounter leads to mutual realization and a plan to marry and continue running away together.
Safe material from Krupps resists common cutting tools
The Krupps produced a safe material iron cast steel that resists acetylene and oxygen burners used by cracksmen. A 3.2 inch hole in a 1.6 inch thick plate would take six to fourteen hours and require about 3,000 gallons each of acetylene and oxygen.
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Krupps
New Woman Husband Feels Dress Form Tension
A scene from Puck shows a husband tried to avoid cooking class duties and jokes about a dress form. The wife clamps down on his insinuations as she contemplates his new walking costume and the fit of his garments.
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John
Puck
Exchange Reveals Rogue Plan at Start of Business
A dialogue shows a tense exchange over starting a venture at the bottom. One party resists a bottom up start while the other worries the man will not explain plans for him. The Chicago Record Herald reports the friction and demand for clarity.
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Chicago Record-Herald
Embargo on American arms lifted celebrated in border tale
The piece describes a Mexican senorita meeting an American lover across the border. He feels joy as her cigarette is discarded and she smiles, saying I permit an embrace. The embargo on American arms has been lifted.
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Cleveland Plain Dealer
Injury claim against hospital commissioners over retained surgical instrument
Action for damages filed by Galbraith of St John New Brunswick against the general public hospital commissioners alleging a surgical instrument was left inside him during an operation nine years ago and discovered during a subsequent procedure last spring.
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St. John, N.B
Galbraith
General Public Hospital
Snow costs mount for Montreal snow removal
The City of Montreal spent 490009 on winter street clearing with the account etillopes. The largest item was 261143 for keeping street car tracks clear, funded in part by the Montreal Tramways contribution.
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Montreal
Waterworks of Sheffield United by Gravity Fed System
Consular report notes Sheffield municipal waterworks use a gravity fed network of twelve basins and trunk mains to supply the city and surrounding district. The system delivers 12 to 24 inch mains, about 500 miles of pipes, and annual discharge of 12 to 16.6 million gallons daily. Purity and softness aid industry and households, with chalk treatment offsetting pipe corrosion. Since 1888 transfer cost was 10.1 million dollars, with 2.13 million spent on extensions. 1913 income rose to 1.11 million while expenses fell to 17.65 percent.
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Sheffield
Thich
Ma‘nz
Rubber Plated Battleships Invented for Dreadnought Armor
The London Globe reports an unofficial British Admiralty test of rubber between Harveyed steel plates replacing solid slabs. The inventor claims rubber walls absorb impact like sandbags, offering enhanced protection for dreadnoughts. Estimated thickness under turrets around 18 to 20 inches.
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London Globe
Admiralty
Attainment of titles through corruption cited in letter
The London Spectator recounts a postscript from a Duke of Buckingham letter to King James I describing Sir Francis Leake offering a Philosopher's Stone worth eight thousand to obtain a baronial patent. The writer urges, in the letter, that the document be burned.
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Steenie
Duke of Buckingham
James L
Dalrymple
Francis Leake
London Spectator
Brittle Lizards of Australia Detach Tails Under Threat
In Australian bush, certain lizards break in two when startled. Silvery reptiles bask on logs as invaders arrive, instantly darting about. Many tails are shed in fright, while the mutilated bodies scurry away with stumps wagging.
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Australia
Barrie Quietly Sat Out Burns Celebration Chair
J M Barrie was persuaded to chair a Burns celebration in Scotland years ago but remained silent and slipped away early. The National Observer then published a humorous piece titled Mr Barrie in the Chair mocking his lack of tact, and many protested believing the writer had overstepped. The author turned out to be Barrie himself.
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J.M. Barrie
Scotland
National Observer
Mrr. Barrie
Barrie
Mr. Barrie Himmself
Record Break by Presilent Wilson Furnished White House Brides
A brief note reports Presilent Wilson setting a landmark by supplying two White House brides within just over a year of service, marking a striking personal milestone during his tenure.
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Presilent Wilson
White House
Viennese Composer Claims Cubist Music Invention
A Viennese composer asserts creating cubist music challenging traditional forms. He suggests ragtime might seem rational and conservative beside his work.
We Don’t Always Know What Others Think
A wry note on perception and belief suggesting people rarely trust others’ judgments about them while acknowledging self awareness may be imperfect. The narrator blends humor with a cautious view of reputations and thoughts.
Chicago Judge Rules Married Men Must Be Home by Midnight
A Chicago judge rules that married men should be home by midnight, prompting discussion about social norms in Chicago and the implied expectations for wives in public life.
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Chicago
Unfair Claim of Vacant Lots as Weed-Worthy Decline
A sharp rebuke targets the notion that empty plots yield nothing but weeds and lost gains. The piece highlights an annual crop of local “phenoms” proving otherwise through visible activity and potential.
Matching Up Gentlemen in a Canadian Quip
A New Yorker recalls a Canadian anecdote defining a gentleman as a man who knows Lord Ava well enough to ask him for a match. The tale contrasts British and Canadian views on social status and propriety during a Ottawa dance before the Boer War.
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Canada
Ottawa
al Pportners
Lord Ava
Marquis of Dufferin
New York Times
Samson Delivered to Philistines and Delilah's Mocking Return
After Samson was delivered to the Philistines by Delilah, his once mighty hair lay in ruin. Delilah rejoiced at the sight crying with glee. She then sent the chair toward Gaza to showcase the fallen strength.
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Samson
Delilah
The Slow Hired Man
A farmer and his wife joke about a growing pump kin or melon vine reaching a pail of water, with the wife noting the idea and the husband replying a hired man would take longer to do it.
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Younkers Statesman
Adam Beat Them To It Says Cincinnati Enquirer
Mrs Gabb reads a newspaper argument about invention with the comment that the Chinese first talking machine was claimed but Adam beat them to it according to the Cincinnati Enquirer referencing a historical debate.
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Adam
Mrs. Gabb
Mr. Gabb
Cincinnati Enquirer
Horrors in London Opinion Punchline Pair
A compact London Opinion quip contrasts a girl and a man over music and meals with a playful pun about preferences. The exchange showcases a lighthearted, period voice typical of the paper’s humor.
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London
Parliamentarian Quoted on Debate Limits
The Washington Star reports Mrs. Meekton favors ending debate and turning the proceedings into a monologue. The remark is outlined by a parliamentarian noting Henrietta supports limiting or eliminating discussion.
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Mr. Meekton
Henrietta
Washington Star
Enthusiastic Defender Mocked Over World Population Claim
An exchange quotes a defender accusing a professor of making a foolish statistic about the world population while claiming the speaker was the prettiest girl in the lot. The Raleigh News presents the quip as humorous commentary.
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Raleigh News
Above Suspicion in Quiet Social Circles
Brief exchange notes curiosity about new neighbors with no hint of scandal. Conversation reflects upper middle class town life and social expectations in Birmingham.
Labouchere on Food Faddists and Banished Goods
The passage cites Henry Labouchere’s quip that if all commodities condemned in print were banished from tables diet would be monotone. It notes faddists as the most aggressive, listing past movements against meat tobacco soup starch salt tomatoes and other items. It also references campaigns against boots hats overcoats carpets and various lifestyle limits.
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Janet
Bob
Labouchere
Henry Labouchere
Enthusiasm as Faith in Action From The Power of Mental Demand
The excerpt presents enthusiasm as belief put into action. It contrasts fanfare with true effort, arguing enthusiasm drives work and embodies the living force behind striving. It frames faith as confidence in what should be done and the will to do it.
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Herbert Edward Law
Achill Island’s Beauty Impresses Viewers at Peak
Vivid color description celebrates Achill Island off Ireland’s west coast. Blue skies illuminate purple and pink heather as mountains loom and the picturesque landscape shines in sunlight.
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Achill
Ireland
How She Made Him Bustle Everest? Alimony Sparks Rise
A humorous tale notes a man credits his success to his wife yet she divorces him. The punchline reveals his heavy bustled efforts to pay alimony, transforming him into the business success readers now see. The closing line signals a city context in Houston.
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Bnsinews
Houston
Bluffers Threats Spur Call as Husband Warned
Dialogue fragment shows Peicher recounting a visit to someone who threatened him after a statement by Fliegende Biater. The exchange reveals tension and risk as a bluffing episode escalates to potential domestic implications.
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Peicher
The Rest Man and Dual Explanations
The quote contrasts a rest man who excuses others with Dual who never excuses himself, attributed to Heary Ward Seecer.
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Dual
Heary
Ward Seecer
Eugenics and Galton's Theory in 1911 Chronicle Replay
The piece explains the origin of the term eugenics linked to Sir Francis Galton. It notes his Darwinian lineage, focus on heredity, and his belief in statistical rules for selecting marriage partners to improve the race. The San Francisco Chronicle summary contextualizes early 20th century public interest.
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Francis Galton
Darwin
Gallton
Galton
San Francisco Chronicle
Turbine Automobiles and the Royal Automobile Club’s Challenge
The Royal Automobile Club of England announced a future competition for internal combustion turbine motors. This doubles the novelty: a turbine powered by internal combustion and a combustion turbine motor. Progress is claimed with a turbine motor meeting required specs and favorable power-to-weight and fuel efficiency comparisons, with platinum cited historically as a barrier.
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Royal Automobile Club of England
Royal Automobile Club
W. Whittall
The
Illustrated London News
New Attachment Lets Band Sync With Moving Pictures
An attachment for moving picture machines links a live band behind the scenes to the screen action. The unseen band plays in exact time with the depicted bandleader, enabling musical effects such as solos. The projector also provides the conductor’s image to the backstage musicians for precise synchronization.
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O Orchestra
Woman trains dog to say mamma and lemon, skeptic argues
A Chicago woman claims her dog can speak the words mamma and lemon. A skeptic doubts the claim, suggesting the dog could be taught to say papa and lemon by a different trainer, reflecting a playful exchange in the Chicago Record Herald.
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Chicago
Chicago Record Herald
Lost Ten Pounds Cheerfully Noted by Miss Banter
A playful exchange between Miss Banter-Uh and Miss Meanie-Dont, with a judge noting a weight loss of ten pounds and a light mood about the change. The fragment conveys humorous dialogue and courtroom humor tones.
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Meanie
Imagined betrayals in a witty wartime quip
A comic exchange questions motives in marriage with a sharp jab about money and toil. The line contrasts marrying for wealth with the boredom of labor, highlighting humor in social pressures.
Chinese Junks Echo Past Craft Traditions In Modern China
The Detroit News argues China preserves medieval shipbuilding while modernizing politics. It contends Chinese crews still favor junk designs due to historical decree, contrasting them with Europe and America’s rising iron ships and clipper progress.
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China
New Republic
Chinese Mercantile Marine
Europe
America
Ita
Detroit News
A Garden Tramp Daisy's Journey From Endicott’s Garden
Grace Tabor notes in Old Fashioned Gardening that the daisy, thought to be the commonest field flower, originated outside England. From Governor John Endicott’s Salem garden it spread across the United States, traveling with settlers and winds, despite driving humans from fields. The flower’s origin traces to northern Asia or the continent, far east of England.
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John Endicott
Salem
Massachusetts
United States
Grace Tabor
Endicott
England
Chaucer
Asia
An Elephant's Appetite
Harper's Weekly notes that elephants eat about 600 pounds of fodder daily in the wild, selecting bark and foliage from few trees while tearing down branches and discarding much. It highlights nocturnal feeding, keen senses of touch and smell, and the trunk’s sensitivity to tiny substances.
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Harper's Weekly
Etiquette at the Washington White House in Washington era
George Washington enforced a strict code of conduct at the White House. He greeted guests with a bow and did not handshake, and others could not address him unless he spoke first. Attendants followed rigid rules, and Washington never visited private homes. Dinner ended when the cloth was removed.
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George Washington
White House
Washington
London Chronicle
Won a Wife by His Skill and a Painter’s Triumph
The Grecian painter Action, contemporaneous with Alexander, won his wife through mastery of art. His work The Nuptials of Alexander and Roxane was shown at the Olympic games and reportedly moved a judge to offer his daughter in marriage in reward for the painting. Action excelled in color mixing and his era lacked modern ready supplies.
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Action
Alexander
Roxane
The Waning Honeymoon Tale
A Kansas City Journal fragment quotes a quirky exchange between a line hand and his wife. The husband jokes about returning for “wy overshues” while the wife laments he forgot to kiss her, hinting at a fading early married bliss.
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Kansas City Journal
Berlin professor dates man at 130000 years old
A Berlin professor claims evidence that modern humans date back 130000 years. The remark notes times when the speaker feels the human lineage seems ancient.
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Berlin
Economy Road to Wealth and the Unreached Goal
An economic view suggests the path to wealth is paved but most who must travel it fail to reach the goal. The piece critiques the gap between effort and outcome, highlighting persistent financial barriers and overlooked opportunities.
An Optimist and Pessimist on Weather Projections
An old saying frames optimism as praising current weather while pessimists warn the calm will end. The quip contrasts cheerful denial with cautious forethought about changing skies.
Marconi’s Wireless Telephone Toasted by Report
Report says Marconi has perfected the wireless telephone and now faces the potential to enable talkless conversations in future games. The note hints at an era of rapid communication innovation and upcoming demonstrations.
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Marconi
Boer war patriot pawns Victoria medal for cocaine
A Boer War veteran reportedly pawned his Victoria Cross to fund cocaine use. The incident highlights struggles with addiction and the tarnishing of wartime honors. He may have sought Dutch courage to cope after service.
Vanity Drives Man’s Effort to Entice a Dress Chat
A cynical note mocks a man who believes he can sway a woman through talk about attire. The quip frames vanity as his motive and ridicules the notion of flirtation through fashion chatter.
An Oily Skin Diet and Hygiene Guide
An oily skin is linked to poor diet and excess oils. Avoid fatty foods coffee and rich vianda. Eat fruit in the morning and drink mineral waters. Green salads aid balance. Use gentle washes to restore tone and vitality while avoiding drying agents like ammonia and strong astringents. use astringent wash mainly to remove oil.
Wireless distance limits seen by Fleming
Professor J A Fleming notes four powerful wireless stations could girdle the earth with waves four miles apart but reliable commercial communication over such routes remains unproven. Public wireless service covers only a third to half this distance and practical limits are undetermined. A British commission secured one demonstration about a thousand miles long, despite firms claiming longer reach.
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J. A. Fleming
British Wireless Commission
New York Post
Heliodor Gem From German South Africa Gains Notable Fame
A rough crystal found between Swakopmund and Windhoek in German South Africa was cut into a clear pale aquamarine like gem named heliodor. The German colonial office claimed the site and replicas appear in the German market, with experts rating heliodor among top gems alongside ruby and emerald.
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Africa
German Colonial Society
South Africa
Swakopmund
Windhuk
Germany
Popular Mechanic Magazine
Chicago Funeral Buses Aim to Cut Costs in Transit
Chicago introduces funeral buses large enough for coffin and party with a driver minister and undertaker aboard. A compromise design includes a coffin compartment near the chauffeur and a space for flowers plus room for twenty seven mourners. Officials claim transport costs could drop by $30 per funeral as ten buses prepare to operate.
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Chicago
Dublin Ahead of the Times Postcards Feature King and Queen
Postcards from Dublin show King George and Queen Mary opening the Irish parliament. Images depict them arriving in a carriage with postilions and a welcome banner while the interior scene shows the king and queen on the dais as members look away and a packed gallery of women observes.
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Dublin
Times
King George
Queen Mary
Parliament Building
Erin
New York Sun
Dutch Floating Drydock Acknowledged as Dutch Invention
A Holland correspondent notes a 14 000 ton floating dock built for Soerabaya harbor in the Dutch Indies. The piece recalls the Dutch invention of the floating drydock and mentions many such docks are built as Dutch vessels and towed by Dutch tugs.
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Holland
Soerabaya
Dutch Indies
Scientifie Americas
Transformation of Grandma from old to modern beauty standards
text notes a shift from an elderly, shawl-draped image to a fashionable display with straight hair and tight features, reflecting changing crowd norms in Cincinnati.
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Cincinnati
Vutrer
The Wife Dies After Improvements
A husband learns his wife has died after repeated reports of improvement at the hospital. He asks the doctor what caused the death and hears the grim twist that she died of improvements.
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New York Post
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