Fun from Yonkers and jests in a rural page
A compiled snippet of jokes, quips, and humorous banter from the Macleod Gazette section titled Fun from Yonkers. The text includes dialogue fragments, light anecdotes, and playful exchanges, with interjections from readers and references to local venues, professions, and cartoonish wordplay.
Shiloh's Consumption Cure Promises Health
A historic note touts Shiloh's Consumption Cure as a healer for the sick. Claims it strengthens the body and cures colds, urging readers to trust the remedy for recovery.
Local Man Claims Spine Injury Cured by Pink Pills
Chas H Wilcox of McIntosh Mills Ontario recounts a severe back injury from lifting that left him nearly immobile for months. After four doctors failed to help, he used Dr Williams Pink Pills, took about ten boxes, and reports permanent relief with no pains for two years. Pills sold by dealers or 50 cents a box by mail from Brockville.
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Brockville
Leeds County
Chas. H. Wilcox
McIntosh Mills
Dr. Williams
Ont
Presses reach eighty seven thousand papers worldwide
The world’s press is stated to include 87 000 newspapers. Thirty five words a minute is considered rapid writing. The average gas jet consumes five feet of gas per hour.
Deafness cured only by constitutional remedies
The article argues deafness comes from an inflamed Eustachian tube and cannot be cured by local applications. It promotes Hall’s Catarrh Cure and other remedies, cites testimonials, and includes sensational health claims and light anecdotes from various papers.
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Hall
Cheney &O
Toledo
Years A Prisoner Liberated Man Tells Of Suffering And Cure
Sundridge Ontario April 29 A man from Strong Township William Doey describes four years of confinement in his home due to pain and rheumatism. He credits Dodd's Kidney Pills with a dramatic recovery and six months of no pain, enabling him to work on his farm again. The letter claims widespread belief in the remedy locally.
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Sundridge
Ont
Strong Township
Wm. Doey
Concession 13
Strong
Dodd
Mr. Doey
Minard's Liniment Endorsed as Traditional Remedy
A Victorian style advertisement touts Sumine Wine as a quinine based restorative from Northrop & Lyman Toronto. It claims to boost sleep mood digestion and vitality by stimulating blood and nerves while warning no universal remedy exists. It ends with a proverb about love and flour barrels.
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Northrop & Lyman
Toronto
Minard’s Liliwerts Advice on Moral Elevation
The piece argues that moral improvement comes from rising to a higher moral atmosphere rather than forceful struggle. It suggests physicians use Minard’s Liliwerts and implies effort, not just will, helps overcome vicious habits.
Bickle's Anti-Consumptive Syrup Advertised
An advertisement extols Bickle's Anti-Consumptive Syrup as a safe pleasant vegetable remedy for throat ailments bronchitis and lung inflammation. It claims quick relief vivid taste suitable for children and affordable pricing aimed at the poor.
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Bickle
Mouth Breathing Harms Health and Mind Early
A Youth’s Companion article explains how nasal obstruction forces mouth breathing, causing poor air warming and purification, fatigue in morning, and adverse effects on nerves, tissues, and studies. It urges early medical examination and treatment to prevent long term harm.
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Jess
Theatrical Salaries of Park Theater A Century Ago
Salaries of Park theater actors in 1801 NY are listed, led by John Hodgkinson with others such as Mrs Hodgkinson and Mrs Brett. The Park theater on Park Row attracted fashion, with a 25 member stock company and varied pay from 4 to 26 dollars. Hodgkinson, former John Street actor, born 1767 in Manchester, noted for versatility and rivalries. Mrs Hodgkinson, formerly Miss Brett, daughter of Covent Garden singer, described as a versatile soubrette.
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New York City
Park Theater
Park Row
Beekman Street
Brooklyn Bridge
Modgkinson
Hodgkinson
Cooper
Melmoth
Vallam
Jefferson
Seymour
Martin
EB. Woestray
Mr. Hogg
Brett
Hallam
A. Brett
Hog
Mise Harding
Perkins
Lee
King
John Hodgkinson
John Street Theater
Manchester
England
Ireland
Naval Treasure and Trash in the Shah’s Teheran Palace
A quirky mix of valuables sits in Teheran’s shah palace gallery with a threadmaker’s trademarked item, a painting by a famed Italian artist, and a dozen nickel plated cutlery pieces. A mahogany table and an empty cognac bottle evoke oriental elegance, while internal notes reference a minister and a quarrelsome editor. A science aside explains why water freezes above freezing due to rapid nighttime heat loss.
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Teheran
Persia
Richard Burton
A Soldier's Thoughts and Wartime Anecdotes
Winston Spencer Churchill recalls a Africa campaign encounter with scouts as they chase Boer positions. A lone rider saves him, a pale horse and explosive bullets mark the peril, and a brief conversation ends with a mutual salute and regret for the horse. The piece closes with Quotations and maxims.
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Winston Spencer Churchill
Africa
London Post
Kopje
Srendily
Mr. Churchill
Fragmented 19th Century Quack Ads and Odd Facts
The clipping parrots a string of dubious claims from medical remedies to animal facts. It mocks overzealous leaders, touts Dr Tuomas nostrums as a cure all, and ends with a curious note on fish roe and attar of roses.
London streets and houses in a compact scale
A note asserts that 150 square miles define London streets with 12 streets per square mile and 1200 houses per street, along with a Johnson quotation about greatness in small things.
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London
Johnson
Duel Between Women In Paris Leaves Both Wounded
The Paris Geloiwn reports a street duel in Rue Daguerr between two women who fired with revolvers then fought with a polgnard and a long dagger. Both received over a dozen wounds and are not expected to recover. Citizens found them exhausted and authorities sent them to hospital. The article ends with a moral urging to forget neighbors faults.
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Paris
Geloiwn
Daguerr
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