udvib riounidinswith jim glasscock:Jimmy Pate swears this happened not too many years ago:Old Zeke and his wife had a small ranch jn the southern part of the county. There wasn’t much grass, so Zeke and his wife did most of the work and seldom got into town.But one spring old Zeke went to Fwrt Worth for a meeting of cowmen in a swanky hotel. He was a little early for the meeting and took a seat in the deserted lobby. He noticed an open door leading into a tiny room and wondered what on earth it was used 1 for. (Zeke had never seen anelevator). fThe little room puzzled Zeke 5 even more when an old lady, lean- I ing on a cane, went in and the door closed behind her. A few * seconds later the door opened p again and out strolled a gorgeous c blonde. «“Goshamighty* ” exclaimed Zeke “I wish I’d brought Maw!” '