What UniversityWet?... What Gives WBy Hank Shapiro and Chuck Fletcher Dep’t of Sensational Scoops: What call him Bill) McLain has done hadm « tt* j , « , 1 i • epresident of what state university,with Ohio’s most beautiful campus, went fishing and tipped the boat and went swimming, hmmm? . . . It seems that Aggie Hart didn’t pre-register to eat at the Alpha Phi house. Arrived late for a meal, had words with a hasher and is now supping (ugh) at the Brady .. . When is Vera Lockert going to see the Dawn and stop trying to make time with cute little Kirkhof ? ... What happens to fellas who walk into the wrong rest room? Stop blushing, Phil Newman . . . Ted Ver-Linden is just about signed, Cealed, and delivered. .All the fraternity men are wondering how the ROTC is going to do it” at their spring formal. So are we . . . Who’s the little Ray of sunshine keeping brother Morgan here on weekends ?.. . Pat Merrell and gal friend having a sneezingit. His date for the big spring formal done come up with a case of poison ivy — on the face yet. What some gals won’t do to get out of a date!Dep’t of Black Crepe: The end of the quarter will note the demise of the notorious 270 club. For years it has been a last frontier, defying civilization and all forms of progress. Now, at long last, the unequal battle is over. We salute you, you noble barbarians, and bid you fond farewell. R. I. P. . . . Newly-pinned Bob Von Kaenel has to check in with Dolores Cruse every 38 minutes . . . Duke North is easy to beat in Mora — left-handed, even . . . so’s Virg Roman . . . This is H— week for pledges. They came for Nick Pisanelli, but he locked himself in his room. Finally the landlord had to throw the eager actives out. Who likes to have broken doors in their house? ... Ed Daly refusing to chase squirrels when they take refuge in a tree, says, “Do I look like a squirrel?” No comment.* * *good time downtown . . . Delta Gam- 00:10 h Davidson’s soccer team is... . . . .. shaping up. More than a few ex-ma bridge party was a pleasant, ifnot notable success, but evil rumormongers would have it that the cakeraffle was fixed. Yak!Rivals: Hank Newall and Carl Isakson — both cutting throat to cut out each other for the date time of councilwoman Molly Bendure. Hank beat Ike to the punch by two hours and is taking the chick to the fraternity spring formal. Ike is blue. He broke a date with an Andrews school chick to date Molly.. * * *perienced players have shown up. You Huskies are welcome to come out to the ball diamond every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday at 4 p.m. and give it a go. Booster club comes through with 50 bucks. Atta way to go. We’ll have a soccer team yet . . . Bob Bodar, Kappa Sig pledge master, is still walking back from a pleasant country ride via the you-gotta-go” route . . . Bert Bernstein attended special Navy reserve affair in Akron. Had to stand two-hour inspection. Iso onloin nnorKir TVvm