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Newspaper

Cumberland Islander

Location

Cumberland, British Columbia, Canada

Date

Apr 19, 1913

Page

2

Dyspepsia Tablets Claim Digestive Boost for All

An advertisement extols Na-Dru-Co Dyspepsia Tablets as restoring full mental and physical efficiency through better digestion. It argues good habits plus the tablets improve appetite, absorption, and energy, and urges readers to buy at local druggists. © National Drug and Chemical Co. of Canada Limited, Montreal.

Milady National Drug and Chemical Co. of Canada, Limited Montres

Why It Reminded Him Young Scraper Violinist Tale

A fragmented reminiscence shows an amateur violinist recalled by an old man crying during a sonata. A street scene then shifts to a small grocer where a neighbor's daughter serves a demanding customer seeking a cake, with the grocer’s blunt reply and a hint of social gossip about privacy in the street.

Scraper

Frustrated Manager Assigns Smith to Pajama Counter

A terse exchange reveals a manager frustrated with Smith the new clerk. The proprietor suggests placing him at the pajama counter, noting the quality of the nightwear is so high even the selling clerk cannot keep up.

Smith

No Stone Unturned Watch Tale Ends In Jest

A countryman visits London and reports his gold watch missing to Scotland Yard. They assure him they will turn over every stone to find it. Days later he sees streets torn up, then heads back to say if the watch isn’t found by Saturday there is no need to pull up more road.

London Scotland Yard Cotfes

Minards Liniment and a Party Exchange of Crabs and Stocks

A humorous fragment pairs a toastful party scene with a young man fumbling for conversation. A quip about Crabbe tales and crabs with tails unfolds. A mock scene in a stock exchange hall features Mrs John remarking on brokers and seats costing about seventy thousand dollars.

Crabve Crabbe Farmer John New York Stock Exchange John

Lancashire council quip on nurses recreation and rails

In a Lancashire town council meeting the issue of nurse recreation at the hospital sparked cost concerns. A burly councilor mocked spending while claiming tea and coffee sufficed for him, joking that morses would manage withoutkoki. A riding master ridiculed a recruit after a horse threw him repeatedly, saying the mount is well trained but won’t catch you every fall.

Lancashire

Hall's Catarrh Cure Advertisement and Endorsements

An old advertisement promises one hundred dollars for a case cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure from J Cheney Co Toledo. It includes a testimonial from Wal ding Kinnan Marvin wholesale druggists and asserts the medicine affects blood and mucous surfaces. Notes testimonials, price seven cents per bottle, and mentions Hall's Family Pills for constipation.

Pr. J. Cheney & CO Toledo Fr. J. Cheney Walding Kinnan & Marvin O. Hall Halls

Why She Left Them Have you any references

A visitor explains she cannot provide references, comparing them to photographs that do not evoke personal feelings. The householder and visitor exchange, revealing a light, witty tone about the inadequacy of external proof for attachment or character. The dialogue hints at themes of memory and judgment through paraphrased social exchange.

Tiee

A Little Assistance I Gave Coppers first Start In Life

A brief note recalls giving Coppers, a millionaire, his first start in life with a bent pin at school. The fragment hints at early influence shaping a future notable figure through a small action in childhood.

Coppers

A Family Failing At School Entertainment Declamation

A pupil rises to declaim at a school event while family tensions surface. Hal mocks the contender as Sarah Jane Doran’s boy is identified, and the piece hints at rivalry and parental pride.

Hal Sarah Jane Doran Ile

Pressed Upon Her Mrs Cawker Seeks Honest Answer

Marie Cawker hesitates as she confesses to her mother that she was kissed last night, admitting the act occurred but insisting it was forced upon her. The exchange emphasizes social propriety and family concern in a tense domestic scene.

Mrs. Cawker Maare Mr. Smit Marie Cawker Mamma

Pudding dispute between newlywed spouses over taste

A playful exchange in a kitchen shows a young husband and wife debating a pudding. The wife insists the pudding is fine citing a recipe, while the husband complains it tastes odd, attributing it to imagination.

Mabel

Restaurant ad sparks grouchy exchange over pies

A diner complains about an in house pie claim while paying a restaurant fine. The manager responds with a offer to switch pie makers. The dialogue ends with a remark on the high cost to maintain the national pure food bureau in Washington.

National Pure Food Bureau Washington

A Mother's Duty to Her Daughter

A mother's concern for her daughter's health prompts emphasis on nourishment during the transition from girlhood to womanhood. Dr Williams Pink Pills are promoted as restoring blood and vitality to anaemic, fragile girls, with testimonials from Miss Mamie Krouse of Cape Town Ontario. Pills sold by druggists or by mail from The Dr Williams Medicine Co Brockville Ont.

Dr. Williams Ont Ansenia

Farmer’s wry rescue of council men from muddy hole

A Lancashire farmer, famed for humor, finally witnesses relief of a long standing grievance as three council members returning from a meeting get stuck in a deep mid-hole on the common. He greets them with dry wit and insists the issue is being moved at last.

Lanenghire

Weeds’ Marriage to Farm Life Prompts Mrs Smith Banter

Mrs Smith and Mrs Weeds discuss a forthcoming marriage to a farmer while Mrs Jones jokes she will be a good farmer’s wife. They note this is her sixth matrimonial venture and claim she knows all about husbandry.

We Lost the Cook and Will Not Attend

The line expresses shock as the cook departs and the speaker suggests finding a replacement. They concede they cannot join and imply all options have been exhausted.

Wrong Diagnosis The Amateur Sherlock

A terse exchange unfolds as a character laments a fevered state yet is dismissed with a joke about a cold and missing handkerchief, revealing dialogue heavy with theatrical whimsy and social banter. The setting hints at a ballroom and a dramatic moment between Mr Snuffles Heart and a host or companion.

Sherlock

Woman's club meeting yields mixed comforts of home

Mrs Getrox notes the club’s efforts were not a success, while Mrs Swift counters that the event offered all the discomforts of home. The exchange highlights differing views on the gathering’s value and atmosphere.

Getrox

Clear Headed Head Bookkeeper Must be Reliable

A Western city chief bookkeeper testifies that coffee and tea worsened his stomach and nerves. After switching to Postum, he reports relief from dyspepsia and anxiety, credits improved health and productivity, and recommends the beverage as a drug free alternative.

Kept Skeleton in Bed After Suicide Pact Revealed

A Dorset inquest heard how Sarah Mary Kearley kept the skeleton of Milena Grulia in bed for years in London, hoping she would awaken. Grulia died in poverty after leaving service. the pair had no quarrel. The doctor found natural death and the verdict was open.

London England Wimbourne Dorset Sarah Mary Kearley Milena Grulia Witness Miss Griffin Tao rif_in Keuarley

Oil Shortage Looms as Experts Urge Stored Reserves

Prof Vivian Lewis warns England faces oil famine unless large storage facilities are built and a strategic reserve established. He cites imperial oilfields in India, the East Indies, Canada and other colonies, urges subsidies to develop resources, and notes doubts about new fields matching old output. He predicts alcohol may become the main motor fuel if restrictions ease and domestic production rises.

London England Vivian Lewis Royal Society of Arts India East Indies Canada Doctor Engler

Bones of Mammoth Found Also Hippo Head in England

London county council report describes relics found after a molehill at Cane Hill Asylum Couldson Surrey. Remains include hippo head fragments and two ivory tusk pieces, likely mammoth. Scientists consulted with Henry Dewey and British Museum. remains advised for Horniman Museum. Also notes Tudor frescoes, Wren staircases, Corinthian porticos found during monastery demolition near Ipswich and near the Tower for Port of London Authority offices. Mantelpieces sold at auction.

England London Britain London County Council Asylums Committee London County Council Cane Hill Couldson Surrey James Moody Henry Dewey Geological Survey British Museum Horniman Museum Wolseys Gate Ipswich Wren Tower Port of London Authority

Vicar Seeks Sunday Service Feedback in London Parish

The Rev G Douglas Castleden of St An drews West Kensington asks parishioners to vote on Sunday morning services saying they are too long and fatiguing. Referendum papers have been issued to communicants and congregation members.

London St. Andrew's West Kensington Douglas Castleden

Remembering the Forty Niners and a temperance tale

The late James R. Keene recalled era legends of the 1849ers. He noted how hard it was to stay temperate as refusing a drink felt worse than kissing a man’s wife. Mer, with a long moustache, urged a tenderfoot to drink red eye, who refused, sparking tense barroom silence. The story ends with the remark that even a drink could feel deadly in those days.

James R. Keene Hejsha

Piles Cured in 6 to 14 Days Claim by PAZO

Advertisement promises cure for piles in six to fourteen days with PAZO ointment and offers refund if any case fails to cure. Includes terms and price 600.

Deverster

Dangerous stove prompts local physician tale

A French doctor tells a patient the coal burning stove is a poison risk. The patient sells the stove for twenty five francs, then later discovers the same object in a new room. The servant identifies the owner as Madame A., the doctor’s mother in law.

Madame A Doctor B

Parmelees Vegetable Pills Promise Nervous Relief

The article extols Parmelee's Vegetable Pills as a quick remedy for nervous troubles tied to stomach dysfunction. It stresses restoring stomach action to ease debility and claims thousands attest to the pills' curative power for nervous disorders.

Please hurry home and shut off the gas note

A wife, worried after leaving dinner on the gas range, slips a note to her husband the usher. He reads it from the pulpit, thinking it is for the minister, then pauses the sermon and smiles, which turns to a frightful frown upon reading the plea to hurry home and shut off the gas.

Father Awaits Dead Sons Pathetic Sequel to Fatal Accident

Paris reports the 82 year old Colonel Nieupore seeks word on Charles and Edward Nieurport, both airmen killed in military events. Relatives say Charles vanished into a great fight while Edward long dead, yet the old man clings to hope as news spreads of the second tragedy. Military drums echo as reporters press for details.

Paris France Charles Edward

Minard’s Liniment Cures Dandruff Exchange

A brief overheard exchange shows a stout woman debating dandruff and being told some people feel sorry for others who “find it so hard not to be freaks.” The fat lady weighs in on the conversation with a pointed response about being an outsider.

These Millers: dreadful people with excellent dinners

The excerpt mocks the Millers as dreadful, noting their excellent dinners as a mitigating detail. It conveys social disdain while acknowledging their hospitality.

Protecting Her and Her Sister From Cake Mischief

A mother scolds Tommy for eating his cake and his sister Mabel’s cake too. Tommy admits it, explaining he didn’t want anyone else to be sick if someone would. The exchange reveals a playful family moment and concern for another’s welfare.

Mabel Tommy

Corrected Counsel and the Misheard Distance

A courtroom exchange blurs distances as counsel mishears a witness saying four miles between towns. The judge gently corrects the wording, noting the phrase is misaligned with the original question and reveals a mix up in the testimony.

Banjoed Courtship Ends In Frugal Opera Proposal Rebuff

A dejected young man describes a disappointed love and a failed marriage proposal. He admits savings from tobacco money and two weeks on bananas to treat Miss Truelove to the opera and supper, but she feared he was too extravagant to be a good husband.

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