Humorous Classroom and Tramroom Exchanges from Old Newspaper
A teacher demonstrates slowly by walking, a boy shouts bow-legged, a tram passenger questions fare between constable and conductor, and the conductor replies you can’t get twopence out of a copper.
Frank Northcott displays record Victorian vehicle exhibit in Melbourne
Frank Northcott presents a display of 49 vehicles dominating the Victorian show with seventeen milk carts fourteen bakers wagons and a range of carts and waggons. The Northcott range is praised for craftsmanship direct selling and a clean sweep of prizes for junkers with a sprung under carriage feature highlighted. Interested readers are invited to request the catalogue from Frank Northcott 675 591 Elizabeth Street Melbourne.
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Frank Northcott
Northcott
Gmal
Junkers
Elizabeth-street
Melbourne
Dried Fruits Crisis Sparks Sharp Industry Debate
An Australian dried fruits industry piece argues that Victoria growers misplace blame on protectionism and seek a government tribunal and subsidies. It recalls wartime protection prosperity, warns against harming home markets, and notes calls for improved processing and transport costs.
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Victoria
Mildura
Australian Dried Fruits Association
Australian Industries Protection League
Centipede Found in Gas Pipe Triggers Extra Charge
The superintendent questions the source of a complaint from yesterday. The inspector reports a centipede in a pipe, noting an extra hundred feet should be charged.
Collected Snippets and Jests From a Town Paper
A string of short humorous exchanges and aphorisms, including misnamed names, dating quirks, quick calls, and domestic quips. The items present light sketches about social habits, courtship, marriage, motherhood, and everyday English malaprops. Notable lines touch on timing, proposals, and a few punny wordplays.
Voices of Courtroom Denials and Social Snippets
A collage of dialogue snippets shows a courtroom denial by a prisoner and defense, a remark on engagement rings noticed by six girls, jealousy and social aims in romance, a claim of vast fortune lost through deceit, and quips about sea travel and antiquarian furniture making.
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