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Newspaper

Benalla Standard

Location

Benalla, Victoria, Australia

Date

Mar 14, 1924

Page

4

Plan to reform husband ends in pondside improv

A troubled wife devised a scheme to reform her drinker husband. After he returned intoxicated from a frolic, she hid in a pond outside a college area and waited. He questioned her intent, she blamed him, and the exchange turned crude and chaotic.

Tier Lute

Greengrocer Seeks Halftime Supply for Football Club

An aspiring greengrocer, Kaleatall, letters Splashton FC secretary offering to supply stakes by the hundredweight at halftime. He notes readiness to provide either by the stone or hundredweight while awaiting a formal order. The club had requested dates for the upcoming season.

Mr. Kaleatall Buslugsa Maxin Splashton Kalestall

Scottish Merchant Porter Ads Reveal Odd Hiring Duel

A Scottish merchant advertised for a porter and received a zealous applicant who offered 25 shillings weekly. The merchant later suggested 26 shillings, prompting questions about the man’s drinking. The exchange led to a second job offer tracing a comical bidding tension and wage debate.

Iwai

Odd Tales and Witty Snippets From A Country Hotel

A brisk collection of comic vignettes about social awkwardness and sly bargains. An employer jokes with a clerk over a holiday gathering, a farmer outsmarts a taker of treats, a Bridget and Pat exchange nawty quips about weddings, and a misfiring job inquiry ends with a playful, absurd letter exchange. The tone captures lighthearted provincial humor and everyday absurdities.

When Mother Ruled and the World Turned Lens on Gender Roles

A discussion of historical shifts in parental power and gender equality cites scholar Vauring and a translated work on domestic life. It traces ancient matriarchal courtship in Egypt and Greece, the rise of the breadwinner husband, and a projected future where women may again lead in society and work, challenging male dominance.

John Bowl Mindy Ari Andon Andy Avcoring Micy Jong Lokes Childean Ted Wwlead Hur Dé Wan Toney Wilsh Tale Palin Vaurinig Greece Mavilly M. Vaorting

The Speech and a Stammering Presentation

An awkward scene unfolds as a sergeant awkwardly approaches a table to present a gift to a retiring colonel of a regiment. The colonel listens and stammers over a long prepared speech as officers look on, while a confused orderly hands him the item.

Oliver Wientie

Humorous Rural Snippets and Oddities in Local Chat

A garbled列 collection of village vignettes shows a bumpy mix of rustic wit and stray jokes. An old man frets over sausages while pondering a missing pony, a son writes from India seeking funds, and there are mock sermons and theatregoer quips.

Secrets of Lasting Love Across the Years

A fragment from a 20th century advice column urges couples to sustain affection as youth fades. It emphasizes daily tenderness, shared experiences, and restraint from petty disputes, arguing lasting love strengthens with time and mutual respect. The piece quotes a male author advising patience, financial prudence, and commitment to not harming or belittling a partner.

Tialdon Livapold Leanne Liatta Bai Cortins Hornesa

A Double Surprise in a Teasing Domestic Scene

A jealous husband, returning home early, discovers his wife granting a holiday to the servant and plays along with a playful ruse. The scene ends with his restoring a light touch of mischief and the pair exchanging questions about the mistress.

Notable Recruit Encounters Grim Mockery of Death

A young Joiner regiment infantry recruit, upon entering in uniform, is confronted by a man who jokingly asks about health. The exchange pivots on a grim quip about coffin contracts and per corpse timber costs, illustrating macabre humor toward military life.

Humorous Fragments From A Distant Village Diary

A country doctor dismisses a stableman mockingly while the man stays devoted to his work. A school dictation joke about window spelling follows, then a bankrupt’s reward, a boastful father, a quarrel with a coward, and a telephone mishap with Mr Bussman trying to reach Mr Ether.

Weekend misadventure with Francis and me

A diaristic account unfolds over a long weekend as Francis visits, questions, and vanishes into family quirks. The narrator recalls mishaps from a failed car ride to a mistaken bath, a stubborn vehicle, and a mid Channel boat crossing hypothetical, ending with Francis’s relentless morning intrusions and a vow to avoid repeating similar chaos. The tone blends self mockery with affectionate reproach as it chronicles domestic friction.

Brancia Hal Francia Francie Shevancay Rinols Prandy Prineis Francis Fiat Francis d Otle Yoles Sranels George

Farmer Briggs and the Painter Hoax in a Quiet Village

A humorous old tale unfolds as a painter delays payment while the farmer waits at the door asking for two coats of paint. The painter promises and misreads the terms, leading to a stubborn exchange. A traveling stranger discusses staying a week, while the village readies for ploughing next week.

Briggs Nouth Jott

Parmettes Weight Reducing Remedy Advertisement

An old advertisement touts Parmettes as a safe, permanent weight reduction remedy. It claims they quickly restore health, aid heart palpitations, shortness of breath, and digestion while promising no harmful effects. Sold for 6/8 per fortnight by chemists to the Commonwealth and drapers.

Cirions Finphem Eutler Lili Billy Arthur’ Weamed Welke Avery Kelliond Morton Wigm Coleton Sir Stephen Sargeant

Old fashioned Homemade Hair Remedy Ad

An archaic home remedy promises to restore natural hair color and prevent thinning. The ad touts Tasjavenal Compound with Bay Ruin and other ingredients, claiming quick results when rubbed nightly. It lists availability through chemist H Henshall in South Melbourne and offers international orders.

H- Henshall Clarendon Street South Melbourne Victoria London

Henshall's Tonic Nerve Tablets Promised Health and Energy

An advertisement touts Henshall's Tonic Nerve Tablets as a source of buoyant energy and happiness, claiming protection against winter colds and epidemics. It asserts improved digestion, appetite, sleep, and general nerve strengthening for men and women of all ages, with sales through multiple stores and direct from S. H. Henshall.

Henshall Henaball USA Foy and Gibson Collingwood Hig Prahran Vince

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