He Mended the Clock and Damaged the Hall
A man chronicles his failed home repair after a suburban clock incident. He plans to fix the hall clock with a missing screwdriver, accidentally wounds himself, and causes chaos in the McGinty household as neighbors watch. The tale ends with the narrator leaving town with his damaged pay and a sense of rue.
Wanderings and a Cure in a Fragmented Page
A collage of odd anecdotes and quips from an old issue. Notes on a world tour by General Lord Kitchener, a Bridport death, a Unitarian Sunday school connection, and a string of humorous vignettes about a Georgia parish, a boil on a knee, and a piano tuner physician.
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Lord Kitchener
Parriett Crabb
Bridport
Dorsetshire
Unitarian Sunday School
Disorder at Newtown meeting sparks police presence
Chief Secretary W A Wood addressed a large gathering at St George's Hall Newtown supported by the Mayor Ald Harolt Morgan and several MPs. An organised opposition protested at the rear and left in a rush as the crowd roared while police in attendance tried to restore order. Wood defended government finances claiming successive surpluses and public works funding that favored party allies.
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W. A. Wood
St. George's Eall
Newtown
Ald
Harolt Morgan
Moowen
Legislative Assembly
Wood
New South Wales
Mc Gowen
M'Gowen
See
Amugowen
Joseph Carruthera
Bsa
O'Sullivan
Mr. Wood
Prudunt
Prudent Finance
Mayor to eject interrupter amid crowd at Newtown speech
The Mayor orders removal of a man as interruptions echo through a Newtown gathering. Mr. Wood denounces Labor Party on finance and nationalization while referencing government spending and policy. He attacks spurious spurt ing maneuvers, cites pensions, education funding, and tax reforms as causes of revenue changes and notes immigration and factory legislation plans.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mr. Wood
Wood
Vlager
Lady Dudley Passes On Prize Day Reflections at Girls School
Lady Dudley attended the annual prize distribution at the Church of England Grammar School for Girls, Darlinghurst. She offered remarks praising both prizewinners and other candidates, stressing that true success lies in character formed through steady effort toward high ideals.
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Dudley
Church of England Grammar School For
Darlinghurst
Euceesa
Tao Dor
Fragmentary note on a long journey and hopeful prizes
The text reflects on a long journey with interest and importance but not the journey's end. It expresses hope for future victories and many prizes for all involved.
Humorous Bits From Old Times And Schoolroom Jests
A collage of light anecdotes from a bygone era includes a South Pole quip between Mrs Shakleton and her husband, classroom jokes about Joseph and colors, a joke about X rays, a misfired salute anecdote, and a comic exchange on housekeeping versus scripture. The piece blends jokes, classroom pranks, and puns with occasional antiquated spellings and terms.
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