A Fragmented Essay on Language and History
A garbled fragmented text discusses the earth as a sphere and various misread facts from history and literature. It parodies errors about Lord Raleigh Shakespeare Tennyson and other figures while touching on gender grammar geometry and morality in a disjointed manner.
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Lord Raleigh
Shakespeare
Shr
Oliver Lodge
Tennyson
Louis Alv
Chris Uan
Not Interested in Sour Typewriters
A suave sales clerk presses a magnate to discuss typewriters. The magnate dismisses with time constraints and a jaded remark about never being interested in any typewriter, noting a preference for a slim brunette model.
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Palk
Chicago Record Herald
Miracles of Surgery Saving Gunshot Survivors
An English correspondent praises modern surgery using X rays and lancets to revive gunshot victims. Case notes include Corp. Thomas of Worcester Mounted Infantry, hit near the heart and upper abdomen, who recovered with no internal injury evident. Another Moroccan campaign soldier had a bullet lodged near the heart’s left atrium, later detected by X ray and managed without fatal outcome.
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London
South Africa
Corp. Thomas
Worcester Mounted Infantry
Arundel
Waterloo
Thomas
Sir William MacCormac
Morocco
Fragmentary Riddle Reflects Family Exchange
A garbled dialogue fragment shows a child asking a minister father about the longest day of Adam’s life. The minister pauses, then hints the answer lies in a wordplay about the absence of Ere. The odd exchange suggests a puzzle or humorous aside in a domestic scene.
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Adam
Moldy forage poisons horses across several states
The report cites moldy forage as the cause of horse illness in states including Louisiana, West Virginia, Kansas, and Nebraska after wet and hot periods. It details severe symptoms from rapid decline to paralysis, and prescribes feed and water changes as the primary preventive treatment.
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United States Bureau of Animal Industry
United States
Lousat
Bureau
Glauber
Pressure Increases With Depth In Atlantic Ocean
A fragment discusses increasing water pressure with depth in the Atlantic Ocean and mentions a meg or megó unit and a reference to Geng and Roe in a cryptic line about ocean science.
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