A Muralet Poem Parody at the Advent Church
A humorous verse in the Acton Bree Press weekly calendar mocks religious pledges and church duties. The spoof contrasts pledging with personal leisure and questions duty versus desire in a playful Victorian tone.
Acton News Briefs From September 25 1902
Readable items note a coal supply strain amid a strike, school repairs, local couple marrying in Grand Rapids, a death in Nasasguweya, and community anecdotes. The acton area gains insight into prices, pavement work, and local hires while recognizing nearby events and inherited freedoms.
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Ontario
Acton
John Moat
Galt
Cook-Van Bruen
Grand Rapids, Mich
Kretkaard
Hichn Cook
Yannie
Herman van Bruen
Grand Rapids
Sunday School Lessons and Daily Readings Overview
A fragmented text outlines the Sunday School lessons and daily readings for next week. It lists biblical topics and dates including prophets, prayers, and events such as Hannah’s Thanksgiving and Zachariah’s prophecy, with mentions of Luke and Colossians references.
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Olds Taxlret
Labrand
Orfern
Biweey
Lawon
Takwon
House of God
Macomfort
Secumlon
Lamon
Uure
Youson
Chad
Lowen
Tugaday
Wodtinaday
John
Chukey
Thunway
Hortumber
Hannah
Teayer
Bain
Grandfather Higgins Awakens to a Hairy Morning
A playful tale recalls Grandfather Higgins claiming light sleep while Grandmother boasted of whisker-cutting prowess. He wakes with a cold throat and a mirror reveals gray hair on her chair, while the narrative blends their vacation and mountain adventures with a devotional remedy advertisement at the end.
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Grandfather Higgins
Ydaho
Grandfather
Grayiah
Grandmother
Bert
Highest tea room in the empire on the Canadian peaks
Tourists describe tea served at 7,086 feet above sea level in a Canadian Rockies lodge. The piece portrays rugged ascent via the Huddlehwoke range to a scenic vantage with detailed natural imagery, hospitality, and a tall host in traditional attire.
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Rome
Guy Doom
Te Urkaly Kobie
Mount
Halfview
Elena Dee
Calgary
Amatta
Denaire
Hodine Hollow
Anetta Whyman
Humay
Mamato
Usle
Patora
Leva
Unlucky number thirteen in history and myth
The article surveys fear and prominence of the number 13 across culture and history. It cites figures like Nansen and Wagner, notes events on the 13th across calendars, and mentions religious and superstitious associations influencing behavior and belief.
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Jesus Christ
Othard
Arotia
Nansen
Hootdal Gray Phinal Society
Rly Walt Catho
Willay
Drury Lane
Lavi
Aaron
Nisgt
Fragmented OCR Tale of Threads and Troubles in Oxford
An irregular stream of garbled dialogue and actions centers on a thread and shop scene in a near-archaic setting. A narrator recalls morning, clothes, and a inquiry about thread attributes while a worker searches for a spool and tool. A character voices requests, the room carries chatter, and a tentative plan unfolds to solve a puzzle of fabric and purpose.
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Old Oxford
Porkoh
Satan
Thas Ulul
Strange telegram and a jokes of the farm
A fragment describes a family scene with a ten year old daughter and a telegram sent to a father in a rural setting. It mixes odd dialogue and a long telegram, then shifts to a note on Dr Thomas Velvorta and a farmyard joke about art and money. It ends with a Worm Powder advertisement urging safe use for children.
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Krug
Don
Cears
Maton
Lota
Holloway
Aly
Kwmitlon
Amit
Johnny
Tollay
Ulxty
Solnole
Tmany Ostlinonbaln Gould
Thomas’ Velovtra
Troy
Why Stars Twinkle and Atmospheric Effects
Fragmented text discusses why stars twinkle, noting vast distances and tiny planets appearing as points. It mentions atmosphere interference and historic experiments linking moisture, humidity, and atmospheric changes to perceived starlight and weather forecasting.
Prosperous wedding dinner ends in gentle rebuke
A family dinner leads to awkward invitations as a husband and wife debate hosting guests. The exchange turns to decorum and proper invitations while the table discussion shifts to the couple’s plans and social obligations. The scene blends domestic matters with broader manners.
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Hushuyul
Aliine Pardow
Merlin
Bey
Renee
Ulin
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Propuets Co
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Toronto
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Edmonton
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Store of Quality” Tannery Co-Operative
Acton Creamery Co
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Acton Creamery. Co. EL. Oneil, Proprietor
Dodge Brothers
Studebaker Motor Cars
J.N. Q’neill & Son
Milton
Grand Yranl
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Buburban Electric Railway
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Hunday Bally
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Andave
Tinctiown
Avent
Guelph Business College
Quelph, Ont
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C. C. Speight
Mill Street
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Dominion OF Canada
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