I Left the Masons and Took Home a Goat
A narrator recalls leaving the Masons after a comic night when his wife and guests coaxed him to bring home a wandering goat from a lodge meeting. He recounts three chaotic “rounds” in the hall with the animal, the audience cheering, and a final vow to quit the lodge to spare his household further upheaval.
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