Epitaph of a Country Correspondent
A fragmentary obituary in verse laments a country correspondent who never sought fame or wealth. He chronicled sociables and dances in Happy Valley and covered local events from fowls suppers to training horses, while living in a small hamlet poised for expansion. His work ends with a final note of completion.
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Happy Valley
Jim Burns
Mike Haddon
Palmer Simpson
Twenty Years Ago In Local News December 9 1915
Highlights include John W. Bilton buying a dairy business and adding two delivery rings, Ruth Taylor purchasing the double store and dwelling on Mill Street, the Nasagaweya Presbyterian Church service by Rev J Wilson, and Breslau’s Mr Anderson moving to Beardmore tannery sidings on Willow Street. Also noted are a school theater performance Our Minster’s Bride, Pte. George McLeod’s death in action, and obits for Smethurst daughter born at Limehouse and Laura Gertrude Reid aged 16 at St. Catharines.
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Corporation Pond
My. John
W. Bilton
A. G. Clarridge
Ruth Taylor
E. W. Gracy
Miu Street
Brown
J. ©. Wilson
Nasagaweya—Presbyterian
Blair
Anderson
Breslau
Beardmore
Willow Street
Pte
George McLeod
Acton
Smethurst
Limehouse
Afr
A. J. Smethurst
St. Catharines
Laura Gertrude Reid
W. H. Reid
Butter touted as superior fat with health benefits
The article credits Laura C. Pepper of the Dominion Agriculture department with highlighting butter as a long used but recently valued fat. It praises butter for palatability and high food value, noting its heat production, easy digestion, vitamin content, and role in bone and teeth development, especially in cold weather.
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Butler
Laura C. Pepper
Dairy and
Cold Storey
Dominion Department of Agriculture
Bats
Shu
Powerful Invincible Potentate Alleged by Wife Beating
Fragmentary chat recalls a claim about a dominant figure described as the Old of Power facing allegations from a spouse. The text notes the referenced character’s supposed electric oil is not claimed to cure all but touted for general pain relief and tested by users.
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Thoms
Discerning Young Wife Reads Humorous Postscript
A young wife bursts into tears over a letter meant for her husband. She laments an insult from his mother, but the husband detects the mix up. The postscript explains the mix up as the note instructed her to hand the letter to George.
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Alice
George
Inventions and Morning Woes at Ginger Farm Chronicle
A Ginger Farm columnist recounts inventive wiring to move a radio speaker for music around the house and a comic tale of porridge thickening using corn starch. The piece also covers a perilous alarm clock incident and a Winter Pub ride, ending with a humorous misread of time and a rushed breakfast.
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Anyome
Buffalo
Dee
Partner
Why to thunder tke Jeweller
The Q and A offers a pun about jewelry and ear rings. It suggests a misdirected question and a jokey answer implying both parties use an ear ring in a humorous way.
Five Minutes of Deception at Martin Jewelry
A sleek town car stops by Martin Jewelry as a stylish woman in a tan coat and parasol scams staff and customers. She distracts clerk Mr. Martin while slipping diamonds into a pile and planning to flee with accomplices, but Patrick O Day intervenes as the getaway unravels in a rain soaked street chase.
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Martin Jewelry Company
O'Day
Martin
Mar
Aly
Mr. Martin
Jim
Tr Martin
Patrick
Day
Honey in Cooking and Canadian Flax Seed Trade
The Central Experimental Farm reports honey improves moisture and flavor in baked goods, with one fifth water content requiring a one fifth recipe reduction. The Fibre Division notes growing North Ireland demand for Canadian flax seed since 1928 29 30 seed trials, forecasting strong future for Canadian threewax seed growers and continued assistance.
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Central Experimental Farm
Nax
Ireland
Canada
Ministry of Agriculture of
Northern Ireland
Thieves Burglarize Welmieh Bathhouse Near Cairo
One of three burglars who raided a private bathing establishment at Welmieh near Cairo is caught after pausing for a hot bath and soapsuds. He drops his loot including a child’s tricycle and is arrested while the others escape.
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Welmieh
Cairo
Poze Magazine Writer Exchange
A brief anecdote recalls Walter Poze as a magazine lector who criticizes a writer for a short test story. The submission is four pasted pages and Poze quips that he does not read every bit at once to avoid spoiling his appetite for discovery.
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Walter Poze
Pago
Thrift Plan at Country Fair Sparks Quick Trade
A country fair gatekeeper offers front seats at fifty cents, rear seats a quarter, and programs a nickel. A young lady purchases a program with a nickel and exclaims her thrift.
Joyner Wife Questions Minister After Husband’s Death
A brief, fragmentary exchange shows Mrs Joyner pleading against seizing her husband’s memory as the minister asks if he has joined the Great Majority. The dialogue hints at mourning and social attitudes in a small community.
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