Fragmentary Nonsense Verse by Allce W Hewlatt
A garbled and incomplete poem fragment attributes a dreamlike scene to Allce W. Hewlatt. The text blends misread names and unclear dialogue with rural imagery of cows in corn and a cautionary aloud call.
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Newspaper
Acton Free Press
Location
Acton, Ontario, Canada
Date
Aug 07, 1924
Page
4
A garbled and incomplete poem fragment attributes a dreamlike scene to Allce W. Hewlatt. The text blends misread names and unclear dialogue with rural imagery of cows in corn and a cautionary aloud call.
Obed Gunney recalls a long day helping Widow Mason in the yard. He toiled four hours moving lumber and digging holes to harness a horse for her while she watched and later sent him away without thanks. He vows the next man she asks will not be him.
A Georgia tale told by The New York Times describes a man who believes a young steer can erase the passage of years. At Major Brown’s house a buyer argues the animal is only a year old yet as large as a yearling, while the owner insists the beast is an old ox named by habit and years of hauling wood.
An unusual anecdote from the Electrical Review recounts a man noting a caller named Richard Emersont in a way that sparks confusion. The clerk questions the spelling and meaning of the title Wichard Kmersen QO U, prompting playful misreadings.
Poem recalling a mother tucking a child into bed and the tender, enduring scenes of home. Vivid lines praise a mother’s eyes, touch, and reassuring presence amid farm sounds and night. The verse closes with nostalgic reverie and soft memory of maternal care.
A reflective piece contrasts city and country upbringings, celebrating the garret and cellar as hidden classrooms. It recalls attic treasures like a spinning wheel and old toys, plus a country cellar’s fruit, jam, and warmth shaping childhood dreams and imagination.
The readable parts describe a disordered scene with references to apples and cooking, vague mentions of a department and attractions, and stray place names like Thouars and Devon. The text lacks coherent events or clear actions to summarize beyond a garbled depiction of a community setting.
A physician confronts a blinded baker seeking repayment for his lost sight. In a crowded bazaar a dramatic test unfolds as the doctor simulates eye removal to expose fraud, but the crowd exposes the ruse and restrains the thief. The incident underscores healer trust and deception in medical practice.
Analyzed remarks show how awkward speech, untidy dress, perfumes, and boastful conduct can alienate customers, students, and patients. Examples include a towel clerk, a college professor, and a clergyman, all hindered by mannerisms despite competence. The piece argues personal habits shape professional respect and success.
A crude exchange unfolds as a well-educated man mocks a woman's speech, prompting her sharp retort and a public scene. The impropriety and awkwardness reveal social tension and discomfort in a narrated encounter.
Weekend social life in Milton area features a sacred music program in Victoria Park and local club events. A youth from Milton faces a jury verdict for a serious assault in Kalkaskan district. A road accident injures a Trafalgar man. Local dignitaries receive Masonic honors and engagement news highlights.
Memorial unveiling for Maa Marlon Ateele is mentioned amid Fergus town news. Several residents and visitors are named, with notes on weekly visits, holidays in Muskoka, and various social calls. A council meeting fixes the 1924 tax rate at 42.8, while library closures and local travels are noted. A severe thunderstorm causes damage to a farm bank and outbuildings, with fire destroying structures and near-miss to horses, all in the Fergus region.
Toronto visitors Mina Dorathy Kerna and others joined town residents for gatherings while a wall revetment inquiry unfolds. A near-miss at a railway crossing injures Mrs. Clanuhard, a child is run over by a car, and officials inspect Brant Street crossings amid multiple recent incidents.
A German drum major and imperial army regiment faced a bull charging a nearby child. The buglers sounded a high blast, and the bull paused, then bellowed as soldiers rushed to safety. The band’s cue proved pivotal, guiding the bull away from the child.
A narrator recounts an odd birthday scene in a northern Georgia cabin. Ragged children shout and cry while a head of household explains the celebration for a child named Rastub, noting poverty and a makeshift party. The tale details conditions, language, and chaos surrounding the event.
Johnny came in with a story about a four remarkable scene and a full lie about a house. The elder questions his tale and reminds him of many talks about that tale, noting no progress in understanding.
First Aid volunteers are praised for quick action saving lives in many incidents. Names include G M Fare l Montreal J Ager Kitchener Archia Bryant London Frank P Bono Montreal Daly Sundridge Hatfield Exeter and others cited for aiding injured or endangered people.
Charles Lathrop Pack of the American Tree Association urges renaming the Chicago to San Francisco highway the Harding Highway in honor of the late President. The idea, supported by notable figures, envisions memorial trees planted along the route from start to end.
A fragmented item notes a dramatic work titled Thu Devils masterpiece linked to a drunkard's home Ram's Harn. The readable text hints at a theatrical or literary reference with unclear context and no discernible event details.
A chaotic OCR style listing describes items like thread, tapes, mending yarns, crumb trays, electric light bulbs, toys, graniteware, jewellery, lamp burners, brushes, and toiletries. It advertises new lines, invites calls, and urges inspection, framed as a block-wide store promotion.
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